Bonjour! Myles Shaffer here. I must again apologize for being among the missing last week. My readers know the drill, namely computer problems. Myles' Weekend Adventures Last week: Nikki Benz, Stormy Daniels, a great concert, Layla Jade and Stevi Secret This week: Mercedez and Alexis Amore.

I see that my editor-in-chief has made some slight changes to my column, mainly the headline. While it will take me a few minutes to get used to the change, I do believe that it might be a good idea. After all, the man has been doing this much longer than I; therefore, I'm certain that he knows exactly what he is doing. Anyhoo, time will tell. (Wasn't it nice of my editor to say that my column is popular and has lots of readers? If I weren't such a self-made cynic, I might even be guilty of believing it!) Okay now then, let us speak of beautiful women.

Nikki Benz

Thursday, February 17th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to see and meet Nikki Benz. I had not originally planned to see Nikki, since I had never heard of her before. However, when I mentioned to Ashton Moore that she would be dancing there, and that I had no idea who she was, Ashton informed me that Nikki used to work for the now defunct Pleasure Productions, and is now Jill Kelly Productions' newest contract star. Well, that did it. I had to go see Nikki. I take an excessive amount of pride and pleasure in being able to say that I know Jill and all of her girls!

Nikki Benz is a nice looking women with long blonde hair and a very nice looking, slender, well toned body. She is friendly and well spoken.

From what I could tell from the one show I was able to see, Nikki's costumes are simple but very sexy. Also, her musical selection is good and appropriate for the themes of her shows. Nikki performs on stage so well as many and better than a few. Her interaction with randomly selected customers was reasonable.

If any of the readers get a chance to see Nikki Benz perform, I believe she would be well worth taking the time to see and meet her.

Unfortunately, I am unable to locate a website for Nikki Benz. Maybe my editor-in-chief will have better luck.

Stormy Daniels

After saying bonsoir to Nikki, I raced down to the Rio to spend the rest of the evening with Stormy Daniels.

Since I have recently reviewed Stormy, I will just say that the lady is nice, sweet, friendly, smart, and beautiful. I highly recommend taking a trip to a club to see and meet Stormy if ever afforded an opportunity to do so!

Stormy can be seen at: ClubStormy.com

A Great Concert

Friday, February 18th, my executive vice-president-in-charge-of-backseat-driving and I went to the Cerritos Performing Arts Center, where we saw Steve Riley and the Mamou Playboys open the concert. For those not in the know, Steve and the Playboys are one of the best known and most popular bands in the Cajun music genre, and they did a great job.

The concert headliners where the Neville Brothers, featuring Arron Neville. What can I say? The Brothers did a fantastic job, as always!

As an unexpected extra added bonus, during the intermission, I wandered around the lobby area for a few minutes and had the good fortune to meet and speak with Kurtwood Smith. Mr. Smith is a Hollywood actor who has done supporting roles in many movies and television shows. At this time, he is portraying Red Forman on, "That 70's Show."

After the concert had ended, I again ran into Mr. Smith, and he introduced me to his wife Joan, a retired actress. Mr. And Mrs. Smith are a very nice couple. I throughly enjoyed meeting them! MamouPlayboys.com Nevilles.com That70sShow.com

Layla Jade

On Saturday, February 19th, I made the long drive to Phoenix, Arizona, to pig out at Pancho's Mexican Buffet, and to spend the evening at Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret with my friends Layla Jade, the Phoenix D.J., and, of course, Stevi Secret herself.

In regard to Layla, this slender, blonde haired British transplant is England's loss, our gain. She is a lovely, sexy, intelligent, well spoken and friendly woman, and she loves people. Her costumes and musical selections are good, and she performs very well on stage. Oh yes, Layla does a great job of interacting with the customers.

I certainly recommend taking a trip to a club to see and meet Layla if given the chance.

One other thing, Layla is the founder of the X-Con tradeshows.

Stevi Secret

Whenever Stevi is present in her club, she herself will dance several times during the evening. Since Stevi has a lot of experience feature dancing, it is somewhat like getting two features for the price of one!

Stevi is a lovely, friendly and affectionate woman, she performs very well, and she does a great job of interacting with her customers and fans!

Anybody who does not already know Stevi should not pass up an opportunity to meet this sweetheart of a woman!

Also, Stevi has a new house dancer called, "Spirit." Spirit is taller than average. She has a very nice looking, slender body, and a very nice face. The young lady is right up there with some of the best house dancers I have seen. I recommend that anybody who finds their way to Stevi Secret's Nude Cabaret look for Spirit, meet her and buy a few dances. I don't believe they will regret doing so.

Whenever anybody is in Stevi's club on a weekend, Senorita Princess is an absolute must! Princess is now a men's magazine model, and has autographed copies of her latest magazine for sale at the club.

I might also mention that Stevi has a new cashier/doorman. His name is Kevin, and he seems to be a very nice guy. I also believe he is a bit of a handyman, so, if anybody in the Phoenix area needed some work done in their homes, they might want to speak with Kevin to see if he might be interested in doing some odd jobs. Of course, this is just my personal opinion. I didn't get a chance to bounce the idea around with Kevin.

LaylaJade.com SteviSecret.com

Thursday, February 24th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with the ultra-hot Mercedez.

This Texas born and reared Hispanic beauty is extremely hot! The lady has a body that can get a dead man's attention, and she is one of the most beautiful women I know!

Because Mercedez was a showgirl for a number of years before she entered the adult film industry, the vast majority of her costumes are very elaborate and quite colorful. Her musical selections are always good and very appropriate for her shows. In regard to her shows, many of them tend to be somewhat theatrical and reminiscent of the golden years of burlesque.

Mercedez is an excellent performer on stage, and generally interacts well with the customers.

Mercedez is intelligent, articulate, sweet, friendly and has a great sense of humor. Also, she truly enjoys meeting her fans.

I absolutely recommend that if any of the readers get an opportunity to see and meet Mercedez they do so without fail, even if they have to drive a few hundred miles to accomplish it. I don't believe they will regret it. Additionally, be certain to be extremely nice to this lady. Being nice to Mercedez is the smartest thing a person could do. It might even result in making a wonderful new friend. (Can anybody tell that I love Mercedez to pieces?!)

MercedezXXX.com

Friday, February 25th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with the Peruvian Princess Alexis Amore.

I have recently reviewed Alexis, so at this time, I will only say that she is lovely, smart, articulate, and very hot! Her costumes and music are good, she performs very well on stage, and her interaction with the customers is great! This lady is an absolute must see!

AlexisAmoreXXX.com

I had also planned to see Julia Ann, Regan Anthony and Dee this last weekend, but for various reasons I didn't manage to see these ladies. However, I've reviewed Dee and Julia Ann in recent months, and I'm hoping to be able to see Regan perform another time, sooner than later. (I can't find a website for Dee, although I do believe she has one. Regan Anthony's website is under construction at this time.)

Julia-Ann.com

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer