Last week: Jenna Haze, Stephanie Swift, Kaylani Lei, Misty Rain and jessica drake. This week: Exotica, Teanna Kai, and Holly Hollywood.

Bonjour! Myles Shaffer here. I must again apologize to my alleged readers for being M.I.A. last week. Same problems, different week. Now then, let us speak of beautiful women!

Jenna Haze

Thursday, January 27th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to catch Jenna Haze's first show of the evening and to speak with her for a few minutes. Check Jenna out at: JennaHaze.com

Stephanie Swift

After leaving the L.A. Rhino, I raced to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch Stephanie Swift's last show of the evening and to spend so much time with her as possible.

Saturday afternoon, January 29th, I went back to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to see Stephanie's matinee show. After she was finished with her afternoon business, she, her roadie, and I went to a nearby Hometown Buffet for an early dinner. Take a look at Steph at: StephanieSwift.com

Kaylani Lei

Friday, January 28th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Wicked Pictures exclusive contract star Kaylani Lei.

For her second show of the evening, Kaylani performed a new show for the first time ever. I can't really find the words to exactly describe the show. Kaylani took the stage in a costume I can only refer to as looking somewhat like a geisha girl. However, while her hairdo looked Asian, it was not the typical geisha girl wig affair. Also, her clothing was far more revealing than any kimono could ever be.

In general, this show, for the most part, was rather slow and very sensual. The other customers and I enjoyed this new show immensely, I can assure the readers.

After this particular show, I commented to Kaylani that I could tell by watching her perform that she was having a blast. The lady was smiling the entire time she was performing. (She told me that I was quite accurate in my assessment.)

Unfortunately, I can't locate a website for Kaylani. Perhaps my editor will have better luck. [Kaylani's URL no longer goes to Kaylani's site. -Ed.]

Misty Rain

Saturday evening, January 29th, I went to Nicolas Gentlemen's Club, a topless club in Commerce, to spend some time with Misty Rain.

Now for a little about Nicolas. Considering the club's location, I had certain concerns. However, I was pleasantly surprised to learn that my concerns were needless.

Nicolas, so far as topless clubs go, was a nice looking place. I experienced no loud, obnoxious drunks, and there were no fights or problems of any sort.

While one dancer didn't appeal to me personally, I wouldn't have kicked any of the others out of bed for eating crackers. All in all, they were a nice looking bunch of dancers.

The female bartender and the waitresses were also very nice looking. There was one sweetheart of a waitress in particular named Nicole. I fell heavily in like with Nicole that evening. Check Misty out at: MistyRain.net

jessica drake

Sunday evening, January 30th, after I finish my league bowling, I flew low to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend the remainder of the evening with another Wicked Pictures exclusive contract star, jessica drake.

jessica is a slender, beautiful, intelligent, articulate woman. While somewhat simply, as a general rule, her costumes are well thought out, quite sexy, and always appropriate for the music and the theme of her shows.

This lady performs very well on stage, and she interacts reasonably well with the tip rail customers.

jessica is very friendly and loves to meet her fans. I highly recommend that any of the readers who might get an opportunity to see and meet jessica drake do so without fail. jessica can be seen at: jessicadrake.com

Exotica

Thursday, February 3rd, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to spend the evening with Exotica.

What can I say? Exotica is one of the hottest women I have ever seen. Unfortunately, I'm having trouble located a website address for Exotica, and I'm running out of time.

Teanna Kai

Friday, February 4th, I went to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to catch a couple of Teanna Kai's show and to spend a little bit of time with her.

Teanna's second show of the evening was a new one for me. She came out onto the stage costumed as an old woman being assisted by her roadie, who she promptly chased away with her cane. It only took about a minute for enough of the costume to come off to reveal the lovely and very sexy Teanna. I found the show to be a lot of fun.

(While enjoying my evening at the Rialto Rhino, I met a new dancer who is known as Tristan. She is a beauty with long, blonde hair. I'll have to think about getting a dance with her at a later date.) Take a look at Teanna at: TeannaKai.com

Holly Hollywood

Saturday, February 5th, I went to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to spend the evening with Holly Hollywood. (How appropriate, Holly Hollywood dancing in North Hollywood.) Check Holly out at: HollyHollywood.com

Since I have already reviewed Exotica, Jenna Haze, Holly Hollywood, Teanna Kai, Kaylani Lei, Misty Rain, and Stephanie Swift over the last several months, I will simply say that all of these ladies are well worth the time and effort to take a long look at. Go see them, given the chance.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer