Myles' Weekend Adventures Last week: Nakita Kash, Stormy Daniels (formerly Stormy Waters), Illegally Blonde (Mary Carey and Hannah Harper) and Julia Ann. This week: Olivia O'Lovely, Stephanie Swift, and Inari Vachs.

Hello. Myles Shaffer here. I must apologize to any readers I might have for being among the missing last week. Since it was a very hectic week, and my own computer is not working, I simply was not able to get to a working computer long enough to write; therefore, I have decided to attempt to write two weeks worth of info in one column, without making it too long. Now then, let us get on with speaking of beautiful women without further ado.

Nakita Kash

Thursday, January 13th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino, where I spent the evening with Nakita Kash. Nakita has a very sleek, all natural body, and she is very limber and athletic. She told me that since she has quit smoking, she has gained ten pounds. Maybe so, but I'll be damned if I could see it!

Nakita does great pole work, so much so that she occasionally performs on the pole blindfolded.

Regarding Nakita's first show of the evening, her costume and related performance was pleasantly reminiscent of the golden age of burlesque as are the majority of her shows. second performance was for a lack of a better description a harem girl sort of show complete with some belly dancing and an appropriate seven veils sort of costume, performs very well, some interaction with the customers but not so up close and in your face as some other features, shows are very artistic.

Nakita is a nice, friendly lady and loves to meet her fans. I definitely recommend a trip to a local club to see and meet this lady, if ever given the opportunity.

Stormy Daniels

Friday, January 14th, I went to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino, to spend the evening with Stormy Daniels (formerly Stormy Waters). While living in the Los Angeles area, Stormy is a transplant from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, which is California's gain.

Stormy is a beautiful woman with a great looking body. Her costumes look good, they are sexy, and she performs very well on stage. In the customer interaction department, Stormy plays very well with others.

This lady is intelligent, well spoken, and very nice to speak with. Naturally, I highly recommend that the readers not pass up a chance to see and meet Stormy if given the chance to do so.

Illegally Blonde

Saturday afternoon, January 15th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch the matinee show of Illegally Blonde (Mary Carey and Hannah Harper). Since I have reviewed Mary a number of times, I will concentrate on Hannah Harper and the performance of Illegally Blonde.

Hannah is a beautiful young woman originally from England. She also has a very lovely body and a great personality. She is intelligent, well spoken, and has a great personality.

Regarding the duo of Illegally Blonde, I have only had an opportunity to see them dance the one time. However, I was duly impressed. The ladies work very well together, and are close personal friends.

For the one show I saw, the ladies took the stage in identical school girl costumes with their hair tied in what I've always heard called, "Dog Ears." (Like two pony tails, one on each side of the head.)

Anyone who has ever fantasized about two beautiful, blonde haired, parochial school girls having lesbian sex together should truly appreciate that particular show! The show was quite sexy and a lot of fun to watch. Also, their interaction with the customers was satisfactory, and their interaction with each other was hot!

Anybody who gets a chance to see Mary and Hannah perform, either solo or together as a duo, should certainly do so. I do not believe they would regret having done so.

Julia Ann

Sunday, January 16th, after bowling, I raced to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino, to spend the remainder of the evening with Julia Ann.

I have recently reviewed Julia Ann, so I'll just say the she is an absolute must see!

Olivia O'Lovely

Thursday, January 20th, I went to what I have been calling the South Bay Spearmint Rhino. It is now called Rio. It seems that the Rhino Corporation removed themselves from any involvement with the club as of January 1, 2005, and the owners bought back the old name. However, some of the influence of the Rhino management can still be seen.

Since I recently reviewed Olivia, I'll just say that she is well worth taking a look at.

Stephanie Swift

Friday, January 21st, I went to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with my dear friend, Stephanie Swift.

While now living in California and a member of the adult entertainment industry, Steph, as I call her, is a Cajun lady transplanted from Louisiana.

Steph is a lovely woman with a very nice looking, all natural body. Her costumes, while not too flamboyant, are somewhat colorful and sexy. Also, Steph performs well on stage, and does a reasonably good job of interacting with the customers. She is a friendly, sweet, and intelligent woman and can be a lot of fun to speak with. However, while she has worked wonders in overcoming it, when I first meet Steph, she was painfully shy. So, if any of the readers get a chance to see and meet Stephanie, please be careful to treat her gently. Anybody who shows Steph that they mean her no harm and would like to be her friend will be glad they did. The lady can be a great friend, and a lot of fun to be around once she knows a person.

I hope none of the readers ever pass up a chance to see and meet Stephanie Swift. I truly believe they will consider it an evening well spent!

Inari Vachs

Saturday, January 22nd, I went to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to spent the evening with another very dear friend, Inari Vachs.

Since I have reviewed Inari before, I'll only say that the readers should go to a club to see and meet her, if they are ever given the opportunity.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer