February 10, 2018 01:00am
Losers Never Get Laid ~ Reviewer Rated
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Denny Wall
"Losers Never Get Laid" starring Kleio Valentien, Tommy Pistol, Britney Amber, Tommy Gunn, Sasha Heart, Skylar Snow, Connor Kennedy, Evan Stone, Ron Jeremy, Mercedes Carrera, Alexa Grace, Miranda Miller, and Katie Morgan, directed by Dick Chibbles, from Adam & Eve.
Connor Kennedy has the worst luck ever. Even his pal, Tommy Pistol, occasionally gets lucky - with hookers! Tommy tries to help set him up on a double date but Conner gets thrown out of the restaurant where he's blown a chance with Britney Amber. While lying in the alley amid the other garbage, he calls out to Ron Jeremy in his lowest hour, only to have Ronnie actually appear to him - appear to ONLY him anyway, no one else can see Ron - and teach him how a loser like him can get laid.
Billed as "An erotic journey from geek to god" for Conner Kennedy, Losers Never Get Laid is an entertaining story with hot sex.
Scene one has Tommy Pistol with a hooker played by Kleio Valentien.
Second scene, Britney Amber picks up Tommy Gunn and has sex in the restaurant bathroom. Britney sports some very pretty blonde hair on her pussy!
Next, Sasha Heart and Skylar Snow are strippers who entertain Connor Kennedy in a strip club. He reluctantly takes Ron's advice and stammers through his lines.
Scene three takes a nostalgic twist. Like the ghost from XXXmas past, Ron takes Conner to see his old girlfriend, Mercedes Carrera, with her new boyfriend, Evan Stone, as they "make another movie" on the couch. Ron and Conner pop in and pop out just as things are getting hot and heavy.
Great setup in the bar for the fifth and final sex scene. Conner walks out with 3 babes! Alexa Grace, Miranda Miller and Katie Morgan all get picked up by Connor and have a wonderful romp with each other. Good ending, good all-around movie!
Kudos to director Dick Chibbles for a great movie and Adam & Eve for their support! And Ron's advice to Conner is actually pretty good!
Reviewer Rated: Watch Again!