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December 31, 2016 06:56pm
MWA: 12/31/16
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles Shaffer Myles' Weekend Adventures: Rubber Doll, Kleio Valentien

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This article will be about two very entertaining feature dancers. So please read on and learn the details.


Friday night, October 7, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Rubber Doll and to observe her first show of the evening. (While I would normally have stayed for both of her shows, I needed to get back home and get as much sleep as possible, since I needed to get up earlier than normal the next day.)

During the show that I did observe, RubberDoll wore a headdress that consisted of a sparkling silver headband with tall red feathers sticking up into the air above it. With the headdress, RubberDoll wore a red and black corselet which had red feathers around the bottom edge forming a mini-skirt of sorts. The corselet also had four almost floor-length red feather boas hanging from the back at the bottom edge. Next RubberDoll wore a rubber one piece bathing suit-like item that had no breast cups and had a neck strap. The neck strap was black in the back and in the front, it was a reddish-brown color with small black spots giving a leopard skin appearance. Next RubberDoll wore a red fishnet piece that went from her feet up to just under her ample breasts. The fishnet piece had a red neck strap. Finally, RubberDoll wore a red G-string. Her footwear was a pair of clear shoes with spike heels and platform soles.

At one point in her show, RubberDoll performed with a pair of some type of red and blue pom-poms.

During another point in the show, RubberDoll put on a red and black bra with a black dildo attached to each breast cup. The dildos shot out short bursts of a substance similar to silly string whenever RubberDoll squeezed them.

At another point a little later in her show, RubberDoll put on a large black strap-on dildo. Then she lit the end of a tube that stuck out of the business end of the dildo, and it shot out a flame a couple of inches long along with quite a few sparks. It was almost like a Fourth of July sparkler with the exception of the flame. Once the flame had subsided, the dildo fired off a shot like a tiny cannon.

RubberDoll performed this show to, "You Promised Me," "Du Hast," by Ramstein, "Kitty Kitty," and, "Fireball," by Pit Bull. (Rubber Doll could not tell me who performed, "You Promised Me," and, "Kitty Kitty," and Youtube was no help this time around.)

This was one more time that I didn't think to ask RubberDoll about her physical statistics and will have to rely on the Internet for the information. RubberDoll's hair was once again red and black. (While some people might not think so, I found her hair color to be rather attractive on her.) Between the Internet and a close examination of a photo of RubberDoll, it is my belief that her eyes are blue. Per the information I have found on boobpedia.com, RubberDoll is five feet six inches tall and weighs one hundred twenty-two pounds. Her lovely body measures 34DD-23-33.

Based on personal experience, RubberDoll has always struck me as being well-spoken, smart, and extremely friendly. I feel safe in saying that she additionally enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Whenever I have had the pleasure of observing RubberDoll working a stage, her shows have always been rather unique. She also puts a great effort into performing to the best of her ability. All of that combined with her good-looks and her personality is why I do recommend that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see RubberDoll perform and to meet her in person slip past them.

RubberDoll can be found at rubberdoll.net

Kleio Valentien

Saturday, October 8, I made the long drive to Gold Club Centerfolds, in Rancho Cordova, to see whether or not Kleio Valentien would remember me and to observe all three of her shows of the evening.

For her first show of the evening, Kleio wore a long-sleeved black blouse that was tied between her breasts. With the blouse, she wore a red plaid pleated mini-skirt. Around her waist, she wore a silver-colored cartridge belt. Under her blouse, she wore a black bra. The breast cups of the bra were covered with sequins. Beneath her mini-skirt, Kleio wore a black G-string. Her legs were adored with a pair of hip-length black fishnet hose. She also wore a pair of somewhat above knee-length black stockings. The stockings had two white horizontal stripes at their tops. Kleio's footwear was a pair of halfway to knee-length black boots that laced up their fronts. The boots also had stiletto heels and platform soles.

When Kleio removed her G-string, the fact was revealed that her sexy anus was being occupied by a butt plug with a large artificial ruby attached to its back end.

Near the end of the show, Kleio briefly deep-throated a good sized dildo.

Kleio performed this show to, "Shooting Star," I can't say who this was done by. It has been recorded by several groups, "Take it Off," by the Donnas, "Dirty Little Girl," (I can't name the performing artist once again. This song has been recorded by at least ten different artists and/or groups including Elton John), "You Call Me a Bitch Like it's a Bad Thing," by Halestorm, and "Hell Yeah," (Once again I can't determine who performed this song).

At the start of her second show, Kleio wore her hair in dog ears, and she wore a white leather choker around her throat. The choker had metal letters that spelled Puddin. Next, she wore a white jersey with three quarter length sleeves, red trim, and the words, "Daddy's Little Monster." Beneath her jersey, Kleio wore a red bikini bra that was decorated with sequins. Kleio also wore a pair of red and blue bikini bottoms that were also decorated with sequins. Under her bikini bottoms, Kleio wore a black G-string. To finish out her costume, Kleio wore what appeared to be the same fishnet hose, stockings, and boots that she had worn during her first show.

When Kleio removed her G-string there again was another butt plug.

Near the end of this show, Kleio played with fire a couple of times.

During her second show, Kleio performed to, "Big Bad Wolf," (Again I can't identify the performing artist.), "Burn," (Here we go again. This number has been recorded by at least five or six artists or groups.) "From the Ashes," by in This Moment, I think, and, "Whore," by the Pretty Reckless, I was told.

During her final show for this booking, Kleio wore a black fedora hat and a black suit jacket. She next wore a backless mini-dress that was covered with so many large sequins, I have no idea what color the dress itself was. Beneath her dress, Kleio wore a black bra decorated with sequins and a black and gold piece that was more of a G-string than a thong. Finishing out this costume were what once again appeared to be the same fishnet hose, stockings, and boots that she had worn during her first show.

Once Kleio was so nude as she was going to get, there was, you guessed it, a third butt plug!

Near the end of this show, Kleio once again played with fire momentarily.

During this final show, Kleio danced to, "Closer," (a cover of 9 Inch Nails), "My Own Summer," by Deftones, "Sweet Things," by the Pretty Reckless, I think, and, "Follow Me Down," by the Pretty Reckless.

During her shows, Kleio committed good interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons.

Kleio is an intelligent, well-spoken, and very friendly woman. And it seems obvious that she enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

I have found Kleio to be an entertaining feature performer; therefore, I have no problem with recommending that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I do not believe they will be disappointed with the experience. I can assure the readers that the crowd that packed Gold Club Centerfolds on this night thoroughly enjoyed watch Kleio perform. Many of the customers stayed for two, if not all three, of Kleio's shows.

Now I am certain that I asked Kleio about her physical statistics; however, I do not have the information in my note pad, and I can't not find it on any other piece of scrap paper. So, I am once again going to have to rely on the ever-trustworthy Internet. (Yeah right!)

I had to collect information from a few different websites and here are the results. Kleio is five feet six inches tall. Apparently Kleio's weight is a closely guarded secret, because I cannot find it mentioned anywhere. I can assure the readers that Kleio's weight is just right for her height and her frame. Whenever I have seen Kleio, her hair has always been blonde often with highlights of various colors. (Whether or not she has highlights and what their color might be at any given time must depend on her mood at the moment.) Kleio's eye color is haze. And her lovely measurements are 32DD-24-33.

I could swear that Kleio has an official website, but if so, I cannot find it. However, she can be found on a lot of adult entertainment related websites, so happy hunting people.

That will be all for now folks. Why don't we all meet back here the next time and speak about beautiful women and good times? Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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