November 09, 2016 08:20pm
Bunny Ranch Special
Source: Bunny Ranch PR
by: Company Press Release
(CARSON CITY, NV) -- Bunny Ranch Legal Brothel Offers "Grab Them by the Pussy!" Special $$$ Discount to Celebrate Trump Election Victory!
The prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) legal brothel are celebrating Donald Trump's upset election victory by offering a special "Grab Them by the Pussy!" $$$ discount in honor of the reality-TV star's infamous taped boast that such groping of unsuspecting women was a particular specialty of his.
During the presidential campaign the working girls at the bordello were divided into two competing political groups - "Hookers for Hillary," and "Tarts for Trump." But with Trump's shock win, the jubilant "Tarts for Trump" faction decided to top off their success by offering voters patriotic price cuts on their all-American sexual services with a limited-time-only "Grab Them by the Pussy" special $$$ discount.
Popular licensed hooker and dedicated "Tarts for Trump" enthusiast Harley Lane said it was the least she and her fellow courtesans could do to pay tribute to "The Donald's" roaming hands hardcore hobby.
"That’s right! In celebration of Trump's groundbreaking presidential win, I’m offering my clients a 'Grab Them by the Pussy!' price discount for the entire month of November to customers who show me their 'I Voted' sticker," says Lane, who affirms she is game to have her "pussy grabbed," just so long as she is paid for the privilege. "No matter who you voted for, I will slash prices in half because you did your part and contributed to the democratic process of the United States. Clinton supporters can be consoled by my tender touch, while Trump supporters can, as 'the Donald' would say, 'Move on me like a bitch!' as they join me in reveling in our victory with a night of sexy-hot fun!"
"What can be better than having great sex to commemorate this historical election, as we begin to 'Make America Great Again!' Now everyone can also 'Get America Laid Again!" and feel what it’s like to be a famous celebrity like President Trump, and do anything you want to me, including...grabbing me by the pussy!"
To Read Harley Lane’s full blog post and view a video detailing her offer, go here: http://www.bunnyranch.com/blog/legal-prostitute-celebrates-trump-win-with-grab-them-by-the-pussy-price-specials-on-sex-services/
Dennis Hof and the Bunny Ranch girls are available for interviews by contacting Dennis@BunnyRanch.com or 775-720-9090.
"The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story" by Dennis Hof: The controversial bio-tome, published by Regan Arts, is available worldwide at Amazon.com, BarnesAndNoble.com, and wherever finer books are sold online and in retail outlets.
The Bunny Ranch:
The world famous Moonlite Bunny Ranch (www.BunnyRanch.com) is featured in the long-running award-winning HBO reality-TV series "Cathouse," and is the most successful legal brothel in the history of the planet. It is currently celebrating its' Diamond Anniversary 60th Year in business.
Dennis Hof is the owner of seven licensed legal brothels located throughout Nevada and is the author of the book, "The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story." He has lectured at Oxford, Trinity, the Sorbonne and hundreds of colleges and events worldwide.
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