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May 31, 2016 12:34pm
MWA: 05/31/16
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles Shaffer Myles' Weekend Adventures: Tori Black, Jayden Jaymes, Kayden Kross - "I on the other hand will never again waste the gasoline to go see [Jayden Jaymes] anywhere, and I will now tell the readers why."

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This column will be about three lovely feature entertainers. Now let us get started without any further ado.

Tori Black

Thursday, April 14, it was off to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Tori Black and to observe her one show of the evening.

For her one show, Tori wore an all-black costume. First she wore a cap with Swat spelled out across the front in large white letters. She also had a necklace hanging around her neck in the shape of a pair of handcuffs with the actual cuffs clasped together. On her hands were a pair of fingerless gloves. Next she wore a corselet with shoulder straps. Tori also wore a pair of small bikini bottoms that didn't cover too much. Beneath her bikini bottoms, she wore a G-string. Her legs were adorned with a pair of mid thigh length stockings. Tori's footwear was a pair of somewhat above knee-length boots with stiletto heels.

Tori performed her show to, "Oh My," by Tate Kobang, "Trini Dem Girls," by Nicki Minaj, "Here," by Alessia Cara, and, "Work it," by Missy Elliott.

Tori normally commits reasonably good interaction with randomly selected tip rail customers whenever she performs on a stage.

The beautiful Tori Black has long brown hair and brown eyes. She stands five feet ten inches tall, weighs one hundred thirty-five pounds, and her lovely measurements are a very sexy-looking 34D-27-38.

Tori is a very nice woman. She is also intelligent and well-spoken. She is additionally quite friendly, and she enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Since Tori performs well on stage, and because of her great personality, I do recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go see her perform and to meet her in person. I believe they will enjoy the experience.

Tori can be seen at ToriBlack.com.

Jayden Jaymes

Friday, April 15, the plan had been to drive out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with Tasha Reign and to observe both of her shows of the evening. However, because of taking a long nap and waking up much later than planned, and the nightmare traffic through downtown Los Angeles and up through the Hollywood area, I decided that I was in danger of not making it to the club in time for Tasha's first show. I didn't want to make the eighty-four-mile drive from my house to the club if I might not be able to observe both of Tasha's shows. Therefore, I jumped off of the freeway and went to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to see Jayden Jaymes instead.

For her first show of the evening, Jayden carried a sparkling black confetti cannon and wore a black fedora style hat that was covered with sequins. She next wore a black long-sleeved suit jacket that was also covered with sequins. Jayden also wore a pair of high-waist black bottoms, and yes, the bottoms were covered with sequins. The bottoms were also trimmed with narrow white stripes around the leg holes. Under her jacket, Jayden wore a white midriff-top with a collar and a small black necktie attached. Beneath her midriff-top and her bottoms, Jayden wore a bra and pantie set that was virtually covered with silver sequins. Under her bottoms, she wore a G-string that was decorated with gold sequins. Her footwear was a pair of low-topped boots that laced up their fronts and had stiletto heels and platform soles.

As for the music that Jayden danced to, I didn't recognize any of it. Eli the DJ was able to identify the first and the third number. (Jayden had supplied her own music on a flash drive and nothing was labeled.) Eli said that he recognized the second song, but he couldn't think of the name. He did say that he thought the number was performed by Drake. He also indicated that everything after the third song was dub-step stuff that he did not know.

I was going to ask Jayden about her music during her first signing of the evening; however, I was unable to speak with her. I'll explain why a little further along.

Jayden's first number was, "Move that Dope," by Future featuring Pharrell Williams and Pusha T, and her third number was, "Dark Horse," by Katy Perry featuring Juicy J.

Jayden performs well on stage; therefore, I will leave it up to the readers as to whether or not they might want to go to a club to see her perform. I on the other hand will never again waste the gasoline to go see her anywhere, and I will now tell the readers why.

Once Jayden was set up to do her first signing, there was a long line of fans. Therefore, I took a seat nearby and waited for her to finish with the other guys. I finally got into line behind the last fan. (A few seconds later a fellow stepped into line behind me. I told him to go in front of me and explained why. Then along came one more guy. I decided that he could wait.) When it came my time, Jayden's roadie asked me want I wanted. I told him that I just wanted to stick my head into the booth and say hello, do you remember me after three years? (I didn't bother to mention that I needed to ask Jayden about her music.) The roadie then said, "That will be twenty dollars." I pulled my press badge out of my shirt pocket, held it up in front of his face and said, "Big mistake dude," I then walked away and did not stay for final show.

I walked around saying goodnight to a few people. Then I went out to the front door where I found the general manager. I explained to him what had taken place and why I was leaving early. Then I went home.

I am not going to pay anybody any amount of money in order to do the best job I can do of providing them with free publicity! I can only think that if the roadie was attempting to charge people twenty dollars for the privilege of simply saying hello to Jayden he had to have been instructed to do so by Jayden.

I have no desire to give free publicity to anybody who would charge me just to say hello to them.

[Charging $20 for a picture, OK. For an autograph, OK. Just to say hi? No way! -Ed.]

Kayden Kross

Saturday, April 16, I made the drive down to Expose Gentlemen's Club, in San Diego, to hang out with Kayden Kross and to observe both of her shows of the night.

At the start of her first show, Kayden wore an all-black costume. The costume consisted of a sheer bra and a pair of sheer somewhat high-waist panties. On her legs were a pair of mid-thigh-length sheer hose. The hose had approximately two inches wide lace bands at their tops. Her footwear was a pair of shoes with stiletto heels.

This show was performed to, "Dengue Woman Blues," by Jimmie Vaughan, "I Can't Hear you," by the Dead Weather, "Die by the Drop," also by the Dead Weather, and, "Do I Wanna Know," by Arctic Monkeys.

For her final show of the evening, Kayden again wore an all-black costume. She wore a top that was something like a bra. The breast cups of this bra-like item were made with black lace-like material over an off-white material. Next she wore a pair of somewhat high-waist panties. The entire front of the panties was similar to the breast cups of the bra-like item of clothing. Kayden's legs were adored with a pair of fishnet pantyhose. (Before this show was over, Kayden deliberately ripped the crotch out of her pantyhose. [I hope they didn't cost her too much money.]) Kayden's footwear was a pair of shoes with stiletto heels and platform soles.

During this final show of the evening, Kayden performed to, "60 Feet Tall," by the Dead Weather, "Hustle and Cuss," also by the Dead Weather, "So Far from Your Weapon," again by the Dead Weather, and, "Heartless," by Kanye West.

Kayden entertained the tip rail patrons with some great up close, in your face, and personal interaction during both of her shows. In fact, it would appear that a large part of Kayden's shows these days consist of lots of interaction with everybody at the tip rail much to the delight of the customers.

The very beautiful Kayden has long blonde hair. Her eyes are blue or green depending upon what she might be wearing at the time. She is five feet five inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and has a great-looking body that measures 32D-22-34.

Kayden is a very friendly, intelligent, and well-spoken woman. Plus, she truly enjoys meeting and speaking with her fans.

Ms. Kross performs quite well on stage. So, I do recommend that nobody should ever allow an opportunity to go to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person slip past them. I do not believe that they could possibly be disappointed by the experience.

When I asked Kayden whether or not she still had an official website, she gave me trenchcoatx.com. After exploring the site, I am of the opinion that the site was created and is run by Kayden and Stoya. A little exploration of the site will bring a person to uncrossed.com where said person will find a few photos of Kayden and some blogs written by her.

That is a wrap folks. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of beautiful and sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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