December 05, 2013 11:50pm
TSA Explosives Test on Ryder
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- The Transportation Security Administration, better known as the TSA, performed an explosive residue test on adult movie director Will Ryder's sausage. The incident took place at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport earlier this week following a brief trip to the Midwest just as Ryder was about to board a night flight back to Los Angeles.
"After I went through the metal detector, a very sexy female TSA agent told me to follow her to a side screening area where she asked to see my sausage. I pulled it out and she grabbed it."
Ryder was referring to the half pound of Usinger's Summer Sausage which he had minutes earlier purchased at the airport gift shop.
"I forgot to take it out of my coat pocket and place it in the plastic bin and on the conveyor belt because I was thinking about the AVN Award nominations but this is not your ordinary sausage; it's made by Germans in Milwaukee so I didn't want to let it out of my sight."
The agent then took out a brush-like device and slowly stroked up and down the length of the sausage before inserting the soft end into an expensive-looking machine to test for explosive residue. None was found and the director was allowed to proceed on his way to departure gate G-18.
Ryder had cut short his trip following the announcement of the AVN Awards nominations in which he and his movies racked up a whopping thirty-three nominations. Concealing a summer sausage is not a major offense outside of India, but Ryder's mind was preoccupied learning his movies were recognized in such a brisk fashion. Epics such as Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, Grease XXX, Not South Park XXX and Love Boat XXX a Parody have great chances to bring back awards to X-Play co-owned by production partner Scott David. Their award nominations ran the gamut from Best Parody Comedy to Best Original Music Song to Best Three-Way Sex Scene to Director of the Year honors and everything in between.
Ryder has become one of porn history's most creative figures and has blazed a trail that the industry has followed. "I'm very thankful to AVN and the nominations committee for bestowing such a wonderful honor on our actors, crew and movies. AVN has a very difficult job sorting through thousands of movies and they do it well," Ryder stated.
"I look forward to Las Vegas in January and promise not to take any summer sausage on the plane."
Check out some of the spectacular performances in YouTube trailers from X-Play's biggest movies this year.
Grease XXX a Parody from Adam & Eve Pictures on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1bcz2PmTg
Not the Wizard of Oz XXX the year's most daring movie from X-Play/Pulse Distribution can be seen on YouTube http://youtu.be/2E1Eh0R9tl8
Not South Park XXX a naughty spoof of South Park also from X-Play/Pulse Distribution on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhaqzGT1z5Y
The hilarious sex comedy Love Boat XXX a Parody for Adam & Eve Pictures is available on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJPHzYu4jk and see adult movie actors become the characters from the popular TV show.
The modern porn parody revolution started with not the Bradys XXX and this year a fifth volume was released called not the Bradys XXX Marcia Goes to College. Check out the funny and sexy trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVCIGVrq9I
"I want to thank our wonderfully dedicated actors and crew for making 2013 our best year yet," Ryder concluded.
The 2014 XBIZ Awards show is scheduled to take place on Jan. 18th, 2014 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. For more information, visit http://avnawards.AVN.com
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