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December 05, 2013 11:50pm
TSA Explosives Test on Ryder
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by: Company Press Release

Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, Grease XXX, Not South Park XXX and Love Boat XXX (HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- The Transportation Security Administration, better known as the TSA, performed an explosive residue test on adult movie director Will Ryder's sausage. The incident took place at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport earlier this week following a brief trip to the Midwest just as Ryder was about to board a night flight back to Los Angeles.

"After I went through the metal detector, a very sexy female TSA agent told me to follow her to a side screening area where she asked to see my sausage. I pulled it out and she grabbed it."

Ryder was referring to the half pound of Usinger's Summer Sausage which he had minutes earlier purchased at the airport gift shop.

"I forgot to take it out of my coat pocket and place it in the plastic bin and on the conveyor belt because I was thinking about the AVN Award nominations but this is not your ordinary sausage; it's made by Germans in Milwaukee so I didn't want to let it out of my sight."

The agent then took out a brush-like device and slowly stroked up and down the length of the sausage before inserting the soft end into an expensive-looking machine to test for explosive residue. None was found and the director was allowed to proceed on his way to departure gate G-18.

Ryder had cut short his trip following the announcement of the AVN Awards nominations in which he and his movies racked up a whopping thirty-three nominations. Concealing a summer sausage is not a major offense outside of India, but Ryder's mind was preoccupied learning his movies were recognized in such a brisk fashion. Epics such as Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, Grease XXX, Not South Park XXX and Love Boat XXX a Parody have great chances to bring back awards to X-Play co-owned by production partner Scott David. Their award nominations ran the gamut from Best Parody Comedy to Best Original Music Song to Best Three-Way Sex Scene to Director of the Year honors and everything in between.

Ryder has become one of porn history's most creative figures and has blazed a trail that the industry has followed. "I'm very thankful to AVN and the nominations committee for bestowing such a wonderful honor on our actors, crew and movies. AVN has a very difficult job sorting through thousands of movies and they do it well," Ryder stated.

"I look forward to Las Vegas in January and promise not to take any summer sausage on the plane."

Check out some of the spectacular performances in YouTube trailers from X-Play's biggest movies this year.

Grease XXX a Parody from Adam & Eve Pictures on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ1bcz2PmTg

Not the Wizard of Oz XXX the year's most daring movie from X-Play/Pulse Distribution can be seen on YouTube http://youtu.be/2E1Eh0R9tl8

Not South Park XXX a naughty spoof of South Park also from X-Play/Pulse Distribution on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhaqzGT1z5Y

The hilarious sex comedy Love Boat XXX a Parody for Adam & Eve Pictures is available on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIJPHzYu4jk and see adult movie actors become the characters from the popular TV show.

The modern porn parody revolution started with not the Bradys XXX and this year a fifth volume was released called not the Bradys XXX Marcia Goes to College. Check out the funny and sexy trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJVCIGVrq9I

"I want to thank our wonderfully dedicated actors and crew for making 2013 our best year yet," Ryder concluded.

The 2014 XBIZ Awards show is scheduled to take place on Jan. 18th, 2014 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. For more information, visit http://avnawards.AVN.com

For more Will Ryder movies check out www.sitcums.com

For wholesale DVD orders of not the Wizard of Oz XXX, not South Park XXX and not the Bradys XXX Marcia goes to College contact Robert Plarski Executive VP of Sales Pulse Distribution (818 435-1605) 818 435-1602 fax robert@pulsedistribution.com

For wholesale Adam & Eve DVD Sales of Grease XXX and Love Boat XXX contact Ryan Thomas 888.416.6130 rthomas@adameve.com

For worldwide broadcast licensing of all these movies contact Peter Reynolds at Plaid Bag Media. peter@plaidbagmedia.com 818.332.2275 ext 701


Grease XXX a Parody is not sponsored, endorsed or affiliated with Grease the movie or stage musical, Paramount Pictures, Allan Carr Productions, Robert Stigwood's RSO, director Randal Kleiser, Jim Jacobs, Warren Casey, Bronte Woodard, John Travolta, Olivia Newton-John or any distributors, actors, producers or their assignees. Check out Adam & Eve's website for Grease XXX a parody www.adameve.com/t-grease-XXX-movie.aspx

Love Boat XXX a Parody is not endorsed or sponsored by ABC Television, Aaron Spelling Productions, Douglas S. Cramer, Jeraldine Saunders, Carnival Cruise Lines, Princess Cruises, Royal Viking Cruise Lines, the Pacific Princess, Royal Viking Sky, Gavin MacLeod, Bernie Kopell, Fred Grandy, Ted Lange, Lauren Tewes, Jill Whelan or any actor, writer, producer, director, ship, tug boat or their estates or assignees.

Not South Park XXX is a parody! Comedy Central, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, MTV Networks, Tribune Entertainment, Rhino, Parker-Stone Studios their writers/producers, their assignees did not make this movie. A few of them really like it but they didn't make it.

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