May 25, 2011 02:15pm
Star Trek TNG Parody ~ Reviewer Rated
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Denny Wall
Star Trek The Next Generation - A XXX Parody, starring Giles as Jean Luc Picard, Xander Corvus as Data, Rocco Reed as Will Riker, Lee Bang as Worf, Tyler Knight as Geordi La Forge, April O'Neil as Deanna Troi, Bobbi Starr as Leah Brahms, Dana DeArmond as Ro Laren, Kimberly Kane as Beverly Crusher, and India Summer as Tasha Yar, directed by Sam Hain from Digital Sin/Revolution X.
Reviewer Denny Wall says...
WOW! The character introduction is spot on! Giles looks and sounds like Picard! The Director, Sam Hain, is obviously is a Trekkie. For porn this is un-fuckin-belivable! The transitions between sex scenes is interesting and it's a good story too.
The transition to sex with Will Riker and Deanna Troi is flawless. For their holodeck "date" Riker transforms the holodeck into the bridge and they do it as though they are knocking one out on duty. (But what if they forgot and mixed up the holodeck with real life and started fucking for real on the bridge? Good thing this isn't real life!) It really looks like Riker is fucking Deanna doggy style, and after seeing her in reverse cowgirl I'll be thinking about Deanna with a tattoo under her pants like April O'Neil when I watch TNG on TV. I'll bet Marina Sirtis' tits jiggle just like April's. Watching her leaning back in the bridge chair kneading her tits fulfills my fantasy of boning Marina Sirtis.
Next more holodeck sex with Geordi and Dr Leah. The excuse to run some tests is lame but soon forgotten with Bobbi Starr reduced to a sex program.
Now we have interspecies sex between a Klingon, Worf, and Bjoran Dana DeArmond who says, "Computer, lock holodeck doors," before she sucks his Klingon dick. It's nice to see that other space-faring races have compatible sex parts.
India Summer plays Tasha Yar and fucks Data. Unlike on the TV show, this time you see it happen! Whats Data's cum made out of? Does it have like vitamins or something? Can he control his hardon or cum on que? It's obvious he controls the distance he can shoot by the way he hit her face from her crotch while she was sitting on top — then he puts it back in and keeps on fucking! Maybe androids have little replicators that makes cum instead of balls.
The Dr Beverly Crusher (Kimberly Kane) Captain Picard scene almost had me believing Giles got his dick sucked till I read that it was a stunt cock in the credits! It gives the "ready room" a new meaning and Kimberly Kane always performs well.
The acting was a little cheesy towards the end, but hey, it's porn! That said, this DVD is a must-see and deserves to be in every geek's DVD collection!
Disk 2 also has a version of the movie edited with all the acting but the sex edited out. This proves the story can stand alone without the added benefit of sex scenes. Buy this DVD!
Denny's determination: POWER ON!