Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Man, was this a busy weekend, but a ton of fun and beautiful women! Read my separate report on The Oxygen Lounge Grand Opening, linked below, as well as this column. Is anybody curious? Then by all means, let us begin the discussion!

Kayden Kross

I said goodnight to everybody and left the Oxygen Lounge at approximately 11:45 PM, in order to stop in at Paradise Showgirls, in City of Industry, say hello to Kayden Kross, and to observe her final show of the evening.

For this show, Kayden wore a black fedora with off-white pinstripes, a short black top with 3/4 length sleeves. The top also had white cuffs and a white collar. Additionally, Kayden wore a black tie decorated with sparkling sequins and an extremely short mini-skirt. The top and the mini-skirt also had off-white pinstripes. On her legs, Kayden wore a pair of almost hip-length black fishnet hose with two inch wide solid black bands at the top. For footwear, Kayden wore a pair of above knee-length, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, black suede boots. Kayden wore no bra or panties under her costume. (Once again, my sort of woman!)

Kayden performed this show to rock music that I'm not familiar with.

As always, Kayden committed great up close, in your face, and personal, interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.

More of Kayden Kross

Saturday, August 30Th, I went to Synn Gentlemen's Club, in City of Industry, to get a second helping of the gorgeous Kayden Kross.

After her first performance, I asked Kayden what she called that show. She told me that she has never really named any of her shows. So, with Kayden's consent, I am going to call it her, ''Snow White Without any Dwarfs Show.'' for this show, Kayden wore a blue midriff top with very short, puffy, red sleeves that had a one inch wide blue band around the bottom edge. The top also had three evenly spaced vertical red stripes in the front. She also wore a very small, pleated, yellow mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, Kayden wore a black G-string. On her legs, the lady wore a pair of hip- length red hose, and for footwear, Kayden wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

I am going to call Kayden's second show her, ''French Maid Show.'' for this performance, Kayden wore a white lace armband with a small black bow on her upper left arm. She additionally wore a black halter top that was trimmed with white lace and had white straps that tied around her neck. Kayden also wore a small black mini-skirt. The skirt had a white band around the waist, a small white, apron-like, flap in the front, and it was trimmed with two strips of white lace around the bottom edge. To finish out the costume, Kayden wore a pair of hip-length, black, fishnet hose on her legs, a black G-string and the same pair of shoes as her first show.

I didn't hear anybody complain about Kayden wearing the same shoes with both costumes. I seriously doubt that any of the men, and maybe even a few of the house dancers ever noticed that she was wearing any shoes at all.

On this evening, Kayden not only interacted very well with the tip rail patrons, she went so far as to come down from the stage and give a mini-lap dance to every single person seated at the tip rail.

It has been years since I last visited this club, back when it was still named Erotica Gentlemen's Club. It is now under new ownership and new management.

I found the recently renamed Synn to still be a reasonably nice looking and comfortable club.

As for house dancers, I didn't see a single one there that wasn't worth a nice dinner, a good movie, and a long, affectionate, roll in the hay.

Just to show everybody how nice the staff at Synn is, on my way out of the club to go home, I stopped to say hello to a nice young gentlemen who was in charge of the adult book store. (to leave the club, one must exit through the adult book store.) I so enjoyed my short conversation with the young man, it turned into a one hour, plus several minutes, chat. I suppose that wasn't such a short chat.

Bare Bowling

Sunday evening, August 31st, I attended the P.A.W. Babe Bowling event out in the San Fernando Valley.

Some of the industry people in attendance, other than myself, were: Curtis Barker, Tony Batman of A! Entertainment, Anita Blue, Anita Cannibal, Queen Diva, Jessica D'Vine, Emerald, Eric Everhard, Mistress Francine, owner and publisher of Stiletto Magazine, Gary Gottlieb, the Original Tommy Gunn, Ron Hightower, Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Amber Lynn, Sunshine Lynn, Bill Margold from the P.A.W. Foundation, of course, Daejha Milan, Jay Moyes and Sherry Ziegelmeyer of Black and Blue Media, Steve Nelson, Powder from Rude TV, Jaylyn Rose, Shayne Ryder, Kelly Shibari, Elizabeth Starr and Train Wreck of Slippery Elm Productions and Professional Ozzy Osbourne Impersonator.

I am a little bit disappointed at the size of the turn out this year, but I'm sure it was mainly because of the high fuel prices and the bad economy.

In spite of a lower turn out this year, money was raised and everybody present had a great time. It is hard not to have a good time, when there are several young female adult film stars bowling in their underwear, or only their panties, and even some wore nothing but bowling shoes!

I hope there will be the large turn out next year that this event deserves. Come on folks, it is a lot of fun, and it is for a good cause! So, to paraphrase the immortal words of the Fonz, next year, ''be there, or be square!''

Yet More of Kayden Kross

After leaving Bare Bowling around ten o'clock in the evening, I raced down to the Sahara Theater, in Anaheim, to catch up with Kayden Kross and to observe her last show of the evening.

For this one show that I was lucky enough to observe, Kayden performed her, ''Bat Girl Show.'' her costume for this show consisted of a black bat mask and a black bat cape trimmed with gold sequins around the bottom hem. She additionally wore a short, sleeveless, black, latex vinyl dress with a large yellow bat insignia on the chest area. Kayden also wore a wide, yellow, cloth, ribbon-like belt. The belt also had a bat insignia in the middle. Under everything else, she wore a black G-string. On her legs, Kayden wore a pair of hip-length, fine, black, fishnet hose with a two inch wide solid black band at the top of each. On her feet, she wore a pair of spike-heeled, platform-soled, shoes.

During this show, Kayden danced to rock music I'm not familiar with, and between my being very tired, and Kayden needing to get changed, cash out, and get home for a good night's sleep, I didn't take the time to ask her to identify the numbers for me.

Once again, Kayden's interaction was not only very good, but she again came down from the stage to perform abbreviated lap dances for almost all of the customers seated around the tip rail.

Kayden is an intelligent and very beautiful young lady with long blonde hair. She is extremely friendly, especially sweet, cordial, and quite charming. She stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and measures 32D-22-34, and she is, by all appearances, all natural.

Kayden Kross is already a very good feature, and I'm certain that she will continue to get even better every time she dances. Therefore, I do highly recommend that everybody get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I do believe it will be worth the drive to the club regardless of the distance!

Kayden can be ogled at: ClubKayden.com

It has been several years since I have visited the Anaheim Sahara Theater, but I detected only one noticeable change, and that was the price of drinks. I must admit that I wasn't too thrilled to be charged eight dollars for a four ounce bottle of water, when all the other clubs are only changing five to six dollars for an eight ounce bottle. But, what can a person do? If they want to go to a particular club, they must abide by the drink minimum rule and pay the going price. (At least I was there as press and as Kayden's guest, so I didn't have to pay the cover charge.)

I do believe this club has a generally better looking group of house dancers than it did the last time I visited years ago. Two house dancers that made an especially good impression on me were Carrera and Tera.

At one point, while standing around waiting for Kayden to finish dealing with some of her fans, I got a rather pleasant surprise. A beautiful house dancer approached me, said hello, and gave me a nice, warm, hug. It was none other than my friend Genessa whom I know from the Rialto Spearmint Rhino. (I had been wondering why I hadn't seen her lately.)

There was a tall, beautiful, dark complexioned house dancer there who talked me into a lap dance. What else could I do but say yes. The lady was giving me more, ''attention,'' during her sales pitch than most dancers give during the dance itself!

One thing about this club that somewhat makes up for the over priced drinks is the fact that it is located in Mickey Mouse's back yard. Therefore, even though the girls can perform nude on the stage, and they can get away with some reasonably good customer interaction if they are so inclined, they can only give bikini dances. So, the lap dances only cost fifteen dollars. (if I'm not mistaken, I believe they might have been only ten dollars the last time I visited a long time ago.)

Okay good people, that's a wrap for this week. Why don't we all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of gorgeous women? Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer