Myles' Weekend Adventures: Schevelle, Victoria Valentina, Brea Bennett

Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Yes, by the time I finish and submit this column, and my editor-in-chief publishes it, four years will have passed since I wrote my first column for Ainews.com. (For anybody who might be remotely interested, August 18Th is the anniversary date.)

I hope that everybody has enjoyed my writing, and that they will continue to read what I have to say in the future. It has been a pleasure to review my ladies for all the fine people who patronize Ainews.com, and I have no intention of stopping my writings any time soon!

Now, having said that, let us begin the discussion of beautiful women, a subject near and dear to all of our hearts!

Schevelle

Wednesday night, August 20Th, I drove down to the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, to say hello to my dear friend Schevelle and to observe her two shows of the evening.

For her first show, Schevelle wore a red G-string decorated with shiny red sequins and a pair of red, high-heeled, shoes. I'm quite certain that she was wearing more items at the beginning of her show, but I arrived late as usual.

What little of Schevelle's music I heard during this show was rock music.

For her second time on stage, Schevelle performed her, ''Cowgirl Show. She began this show wearing a white cowgirl hat that was decorated with purple sequins. She also wore a white leather western style jacket decorated with long fringe and a white leather item that was a cross between a pair of chaps and a pair of pants. The pants/chaps were also decorated with long fringe. Beneath her outer costume, Schevelle wore a purple bra and panties set that was heavily decorated with purple sequins. Under her panties, Schevelle wore a purple G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of white platform-soled boots with clear stiletto heels that laced up the front.

Schevelle opened the show with Kid Rock's, ''Cowboy,'' followed by a hip-hop number I'm not familiar with, and I didn't pay attention to the rest of her music. I was too busy watching Schevelle's beautiful body and being interacted with.

Whenever Schevelle is dancing in a club in which she can do any interacting with the tip rail patrons, her interaction is always great to say the least.

In fact, while we where chatting after her first show of the evening, Schevelle mentioned to me that she had already, ''gotten into trouble,'' for crossing the white line after her breasts were bare.

Yes, this club actually has a small area of its stage marked off with white lines to insure that the dancers don't get closer to the customers with their bare breasts than the local ordinances will allow. (Heaven forbid that we poor sheep might be unduly exposed to something so ugly and vile as a woman's breasts! After all, it is bad enough that many of us had a set of the horrible things shoved into our faces as babies. Yes, I'm being extremely sarcastic!)

I told Schevelle that several of the other features I've seen perform at this club had held their bra or some other piece of their discarded costume up in front of their breasts any time they wished to approach the tip rail from their side. I then told her to check with the club's management before acting upon anything I said to make certain they didn't have a problem with it.

Apparently it was not a problem, because that is exactly what she did during her second performance.

Schevelle is a beautiful woman who stands five feet six inches tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds and measures 35D-24-35. She is highly intelligent, she has a great personality and she always enjoys a good laugh. She is also very well spoken and has a wonderful sense of humor. In addition to all else, Schevelle loves to meet and chat with her fans. Schevelle is one of the best, most entertaining, feature dancers touring the country today, and in my honest opinion, she is not to be missed. So, I want everybody to get up off of the couch, turn off the television, lock up the house, and get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity!

Schevelle can be ogled at: Schevelle.com

Victoria Valentina

Thursday evening, August 21st, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Victoria Valentina and to observe her first show.

For this show, Victoria wore an all white costume that consisted of a midriff top and a long skirt. The top was decorated with lines of gold sequins that formed into a design of sorts. It also had long-sleeves that ended with some ruffled material that completely covered her hands with the exception of her fingers. The calypso-style skirt was open in the front and hung down to just a couple of inches off the floor. The skirt was tight across her posterior and then flared out, for lack of better words, just below her buns in layers of ruffled material.

Each layer of material was decorated with horizontal lines of small gold sequins around the bottom edge. (the skirt reminded me more of a calypso style than of a flamenco style.) Beneath her top, Victoria wore a bra that was decorated similarly to the top in that it had lines of small gold sequins that formed into a design similar to the designs on the top. There were gold tassels, for lack of a description, hanging from the bottom edge of the bra between Victoria's breasts.

Under her skirt, Victoria wore a thong that was decorated with gold sequins and had gold tassels similar to those on the bra situated in a horizontal line across the middle of the front. Victoria wore a white garter on her right thigh, and a pair of high-heeled, platform-soled, black shoes on her feet.

Victoria opened this show with a song that had somewhat of a Hispanic sound to it. Beyond that lame description, I wasn't familiar with any of her music and therefore can't say anymore about it.

Victoria stands five feet two inches tall, weighs one hundred fifteen pounds, and measures 36DD-25-36. Not only does this beautiful lady have a killer body, she has long, very thick, very dark, almost black hair. (Actually, I think her hair is black, but who can tell for certain in dimly lit clubs.)

Victoria is also very friendly, she is a great conversationalist, and she has a great memory for the people she meets. At least she has remembered me ever since our first meeting when I saw her feature dance at Signal Hill's Fantasy Castle, October 4, 2006. And, we have only met four times to date!

Victoria is a very good feature and works hard to entertain the troops. When I was first ever exposed to Victoria, no pun intended, I reported, ''Considering the quality of the performance I observed, I was a bit surprised when Victoria told me she has only been feature dancing for six months.'' Victoria is a graduate of the Pure Talent School of Dance, by the way.

Ms. Valentina has been dancing for two years now, and she has put the experience to good use. She has moved into my personal must see category!

If anybody ever gets an opportunity to go to a club to see and meet Victoria Valentina in person, they certainly should take advantage of said opportunity. I can't see anybody ever being disappointed after seeing Victoria perform and meeting her.

People can gawk at Victoria at: VictoriaValentinoXXX.com. She can also be found at: MySpace.com/XXXVictoriaValentino

Brea Bennett

Friday, August 22ND, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Brea Bennett and to observe all three of her shows.

To begin her first show, Brea wore a blue bikini. The bikini bra had red straps and was also trimmed in red around all of the edges of the triangular shaped breast cups. The bikini bottoms were trimmed in red around all the edges and had a red bow on the side of each hip. Beneath her bikini bottoms, Brea wore a white G-string. The final touch on the costume was a pair of white, high-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

At the start of her second show, Brea wore a silver, vinyl latex, bikini bra and a very small, silver, vinyl latex, mini-skirt. The mini-skirt was decorated with two bands of white artificial fur around the bottom portion. Under the mini- skirt, she wore a black G-string. On her feet, Brea wore the same shoes as she did for the first show I observed during this particular evening. Hey, why not? Those shoes worked very well with both costumes!

To accessorize this costume, Brea wore a half inch wide black collar with small, shiny, metal studs around her neck. She also wore a half inch wide black collar with spiked metal studs wrapped twice around her right wrist to give the appearance of a one inch wide wristband.

For her third show, Brea wore a quite small bikini bra and a miniaturized mini-skirt. The bra and mini-skirt were black nets with half inch red trim around all of the edges. Additionally, she wore a black G-string, the same collar, and black, high-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

Brea performed all of her shows to rock music, and her interaction with the tip rail dwellers was very good, as it always is.

Brea stands five feet five inches tall and weighs one hundred five pounds. Her measurements of 32B-22-32 makes for a very lovely, slender, all natural body. She is also quite pretty, and she most definitely enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Brea Bennett performs on stage so well as many of the features touring today and better than several I've seen. Therefore, I feel that no one would go wrong by making the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, I want everybody to get out of the house and go check Brea out at their earliest opportunity.

Visit Brea at: BreaBennett.com

Shy Love was dancing at the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino on this weekend, and Renee Perez was scheduled to perform at the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino. I very much would have loved to spend some time with both Shy and Renee, but things just didn't work out for me.

After leaving the Rio on Thursday evening, I called the L. A. Rhino and was told that Shy was already into her last song of her last show. I thought that I could still get there in time to say hello to Shy and chat for a few minutes. Wrong! Cal Trans choose this night to shut down the transition road from the northbound I-110 to the eastbound I-10 causing me to have to go on up to Ninth Street and drive surface streets the rest of the way to the club. Yep, she had just left the club a few minutes before I arrived!

That left me with a hard choice to make on Saturday. Should I go to see Renee, or stay closer to home and spend the evening with Shy? The clubs are way too far apart to see them both in the same evening.

Well, time got away from me, and when I realized it was getting late, it was already too late to even think about making the long trip to Oxnard. Then, about the time I should have started preparing to go see Shy, I suddenly felt so sleepy and exhausted, I knew it wouldn't be safe for me to drive around the corner from my driveway, much less around the block!

I do apologize to both Renee and Shy for not being able to see them and to show them some support. I know that both ladies will understand, and that they would not want me to have taken the risk involved in attempting to drive anywhere in that condition.

That brings us to a close for another week. Let's all meet back here the next time to once again engage in a discussion of gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer