Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. This was another rather odd weekend of sorts. Thursday evening, August 14Th, I was approximately one half mile away from my house when I called the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to make certain everything was to be as expected...

Nick answered the phone and told me that he knew nothing of any feature performing there this weekend, and as late as it was, Shy Love had not come to the club. So I turned around, went back home and once again called the club and spoke with Eric, the general manager.

Eric didn't know what had happened, but he confirmed that Shy nor any other feature was scheduled in his club for this weekend. He also said that he intended to find out why the website erroneously indicated that Shy would be there.

Friday evening, August 15Th, I started my car and then called the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club before pulling out of the driveway. I don't remember where on the Internet I had seen information indicating that Spearmint Rhino Films was going to hold a release party for, ''The Four,'' and that Renee Perez was scheduled to be there, but I had. What I do know is that when I called the club, I was told that there was no party scheduled there at all. The fellow who answered my call told me that he was under the impression that the release party was to be held somewhere in Hollywood on Saturday night, August 16Th. Please read on to see how the remainder of the weekend went for me.

Teri Weigel

Friday, August 15Th, after finding out that my plans had gone to hell in a hand basket for the second night in a row, I raced up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to spend what was left of the evening with Teri Weigel. (I didn't bother to call the club before hitting the road only because I had called Teri and Murrill a week earlier. At that time Murrill had assured me that Teri was definitely scheduled to dance in the Van Nuys club this weekend. Yes, she was there.)

For Teri's second show, the first that I observed, she wore a metallic silver top. The breast cups of the top were covered with pink fur that went up to the tops of her shoulders. Around her hips, Teri wore a piece of black lace material that was decorated with just the right amount of sequins. Beneath this, Teri wore a metallic silver thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of legging that were similar to the top in the respect that they were metallic silver from just under her knee caps to a couple of inches above her knees. The rest of the leggings were completely covered in pink fur. Finally, Teri wore a pair of white, sandal-like, stiletto-heeled shoes.

Teri opened this show to Big and Rich's, ''Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy).'' She ended the show with the Village People's, ''YMCA.'' I was having so much fun watching Teri perform, I neglected to pay attention to the rest of her music, but I do know that it was rock music, or at least I think it was rock.

Teri's interaction with the customers was excellent, as always. And yes, as usual, she jumped down from the stage and spent a goodly amount of time playing naughty with many of the customers out on the floor.

After the show, I was walking toward the area were Teri was doing her signing when I stopped to allow a house dancer to pass me on her way to the dressing room.

Instead of passing me, the young lady stopped in front of me and began to say hello and ask me how I had been.

Being caught completely off guard, I immediately went brain dead and drew a blank. It turned out to be adult film star Devon!

During the evening, Devon and I spoke several times, and she informed me that she is moving away from working in the adult film industry. However, she also informed me that she is still feature dancing, and that she often house dances in the Van Nuys Rhino when she isn't on the road.

There is one thing that is quite unique about the Van Nuys Rhino. Any time a person goes to that club, it is an almost certainty that there will be an adult film star house dancing there. And why not? The club is located smack dab in the middle of the San Fernando Valley, A.K.A. The Porn Capitol of the World. I've lost count of all the adult film stars I've run into or met while they were dancing there. The same holds true for the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret.

For her final show of the evening, Teri wore a black bikini embedded with several small metal rings that greatly reflected the stage lighting and exposed little bits of Teri. Beneath her bikini bottoms, Teri wore a black G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of black, sandal-like, stiletto-heeled shoes.

During this show, Teri came up with a vibrator that had a light in the front end. Teri immediately proceeded to give it head, then put it inside her bikini bottoms and played with it in a far more southern region for a while. After that, she randomly selected a tip rail patron and laid him back on the stage. She then had him hold the dildo between his legs as if it were his penis while she gave it head, rubbed it with her breasts, stroked it with her hands, and rode it in the cowgirl position. (There wasn't actually any penetration.) After doing all of this for a while, Teri turned the guy around, bent him over the stage, and ended up goosing him with the dildo. She also put the dildo into his mouth unexpectedly.

The gentlemen had a great sense of humor, took everything Teri did in stride and laughed nearly the entire time. Even Teri commented over her cordless microphone about what a great sport the fellow was and how he was up for just about anything.

Teri opened this show to Marilyn Manson's, ''The Dope Show.'' Once again, I was having too much fun and neglected to notice the rest of her music. And again, I'm fairly certain it was rock music.

While chatting with Teri and Murrill during the evening, Murrill mentioned to me that they are working to open a club of their own tentatively called, ''T W Wiggles.''

On a last note regarding this particular evening, I had the good fortune to meet a real sweetheart of a house dancer called Mandy. Mandy has what many people used to call dishwater blonde hair. She also has an absolutely delicious looking body and a beautiful face I hope to see her again in the near future. Hey, I might even break down and buy a dance with her!

Another sweet dose of Teri Weigel

Saturday, August 16Th, I returned to the Van Nuys Rhino to spend another evening with Teri Weigel and to observe both of her shows of the evening.

To start her first show, Teri wore an army green in color beret and military style jacket similar to a U.S. Army class a winter uniform jacket complete with military style patches and brass buttons on the jacket. She also wore an extremely short, black, mini-skirt. Teri wore absolutely nothing under the jacket and skirt. (Do I need to mention how much I liked that?) to finish out her costume, Teri wore a pair of sandal-like, black, stiletto-heeled shoes.

During her final show, Teri wore a pink midriff top with ruffled shoulder straps. The top was trimmed in black and sported a black ribbon in front tied in a small bow at the bottom and between the breasts. Next Teri wore a very small, ruffled, pink mini-skirt trimmed in black. The mini-skirt had a black ribbon tied in a larger bow in the front. Once again, Teri wore a pair of sandal-like, black, stiletto-heeled shoes. I think they may have been the same shoes that she wore in her first show, and it really doesn't matter. The shoes went well with both costumes.

Teri committed the same excellent interaction as Friday evening, and during the final show, Teri came up with the same vibrator with the built-in headlight. This time around, Teri selected a young Asian-American man to poke fun at and use the dildo on. (I suppose one could say that playing her games with that vibrator was poking fun at her victim.) I told one of his buddies to watch out for him, because he seemed to be enjoying what Teri was doing to him with that vibrator a bit more than he should have.

All I know about Teri's music during this evening was that she ended her second show with the village People's, ''Ymca.'' the remainder of her music for this show was rock, I'm fairly certain.

I swear, I don't know whether I'm getting old and having thinking and memory problems, or I simply have to much fun watching Teri perform, screw around with the customers and make the entire population of the club laugh at them. Either way, I never seem to be able to pay as much attention to Teri's music as I should.

What I find to be even more fun is hanging out and chatting with Teri after each show. What a great friend she is to have!

I think that anybody who has read this far should by now realize that Teri Weigel is a very fun person to be around, and that as a feature dancer, she is a must see. So, everybody should get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person the very first chance they might get.

House dancer Mandy was there again on this night and said hello.

Also on this night, I had only had been sitting for a very few minutes when Devon came to me, said hello, sat down and chatted with me for a good amount of time. By the way, this time around, I learned that Devon gives good lap dances!

Okay, that will just about do it for another week. Let us all meet back here the next time for further discussion of beautiful and sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer