Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. On the evening of Thursday, July 24Th, the weekend got off to a really bad start. I was already running a bit late, but I thought that, if the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret ran true to form, I would still be able to make it in time to catch all of the Asian Extravaganza which was scheduled to star Roxy Jezel, Lucy Lee and Gianna Lynn.

I had just turned onto a side street on the way to my bank to use the ATM, when I finished my phone call to Steve Nelson, my illustrious editor-in-chief. I had no sooner finished my call when I noticed a sound that didn't seem right. Sure enough, my left rear tire had gone flat. (I couldn't be certain in the dark, but I thought I ruined the tire. Sure enough, I did. Thank goodness for road hazard protection plans! That makes three tires that have gone flat and were ruined before I could pull over and stop in a safe spot in the last year and a half!)

By the time I finished changing the tire, I knew there was no way I was going to make it to the Blue Zebra in time to catch all three of the performers.

So, I returned home, got into my other Honda, and headed for the Rialto Spearmint Rhino. On the way, I called the club and was told that the feature only had two shows for the evening. When I arrived, the doorman told me that I had just missed the feature's second show. I was so miffed, I was beside myself! Continue reading to find out how things progressed from that point on.

Renee Perez

After the doorman at the Rialto Rhino had told me that I had just missed Renee Perez's last show of the evening, he told me that she was still on the floor for her signing. So, I proceeded on into the club to at least say hello, and it is a good thing I did. As it turned out, the doorman was wrong. Renee was doing three shows on this evening. Of course, I stuck around for my sweet friend's final show of the evening.

For the show that I was lucky enough to observe, Renee wore a black, see- through midriff top with three quarter length sleeves. She also wore what must be the world's shortest, black, pleated mini-skirt. (Actually, I am not certain if it was a mini-skirt, or a garter belt that had a strip of pleated cloth that made it appear to be a mini-skirt. It did have four small straps that clipped to the tops of her hose.) Beneath the top and the alleged mini-skirt, Renee wore a neon pink bikini bra and a neon pink thong. On her legs, she wore a pair of neon pink fishnet hose, and for footwear, she wore a pair of black, high-heeled, platform-soled, not quite knee-length, boots that laced up the front.

Renee performed this show to rock music, and her interaction with the tip rail residents was very good, including allowing several randomly selected customers to slap her buns. She went so far as to leave the stage, turn her bottom to a customer out on the floor, and allow him to take a swat.

At five feet, five inches tall, one hundred twenty pounds, and measuring 34B-26-34, Renee is one beautiful Latina! She is also smart, sweet, extremely friendly and very well spoken. And, she loves to meet and chat with her fans.

I don't believe anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club to see Renee Perez perform and to meet her in person. I can't see anyone being disappointed by the experience.

Pay Renee a visit at: ReneePerezOnline.com

Little Sassy Cassee

Friday, July 25Th, I went down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, in Westminster, to meet Little Sassy Cassee and to observe her first show of the evening.

For the one show that I saw, Cassee wore a black bikini and a piece of thin, black, material wrapped around her hips. That's it. That was all that she wore, and that was fine with me.

Cassee performed quite well on stage, and she is very athletic. For example, she climbed one of the poles almost all the way to the ceiling not once but twice. (it's a tall pole!) She also did somersaults into the splits several times over. And, she performed several hand stands, a couple of hand stand presses, and she even hand walked the stage one time.

Cassee committed reasonable interaction with the tip rail patrons.

While I'm not familiar with the titles, Cassee performed this show to rock music.

At two feet ten inches tall, Cassee bills herself as the world's smallest stripper.

I did not have too much time to speak with Cassee. However, during what little bit of time I was able to spend with her, I got the impression that she is a very nice, friendly, and sociable young lady. And, she seemed to enjoy meeting her fans.

I feel that Cassee is well worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. I would like to see her again sometime myself.

While Cassee does not have an official website, she can be found on MySpace at: www.myspace.com/cassee08

Renee Perez Revisited

After saying goodnight to Cassee and leaving the Hustler Club, I raced out to the Rialto Rhino to spend a bit more time with Renee Perez and to observe her second show of the evening. I would have stayed for her last show, but I was beginning to feel somewhat beat.

For this particular show, Renee wore a silver net bra with red trim and red straps, and she also wore an almost non-existent silver net mini-skirt with red trim and a small red bow at the front of her left hip area. Beneath the mini-skirt thing, Renee wore a black G-string. On her legs, she wore a pair of mid-thigh length black fishnet hose. For footwear, she wore a pair of just below knee-length, black, high-heeled, platform-soled boots that laced up the front.

Renee performed this show to hip hop music.

Once again, Renee's interaction with the customers was very good. In fact, she even went out onto the floor to play around with a few of the customers, again. (I'm beginning to think that this is becoming a habit with Renee, and that is fine with me. And, the customers obviously get a big kick out of it.)

Brea Bennett

Saturday evening, July 26Th, I drove out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with Brea Bennett and to observe her last two shows. (I had intended to catch all three of her shows, but for various reasons, I didn't get there in time for her first show.)

For her second show of the evening, Brea wore a white bikini bra and white bikini bottoms. The bikini bottoms were decorated with two black bows in the front, one at the top of each of her legs and situated close to the insides of her thighs, and one black bow in the back in the middle of the top edge. Beneath her bikini bottoms, Brea wore a black G-string, and for footwear, she wore a pair of white, high-heeled, platform-soled, sandal-like shoes.

To begin her final show, Brea wore a silver, vinyl latex, bikini bra and a very small, silver, vinyl latex, mini-skirt. The mini-skirt was decorated with two bands of white artificial fur around the bottom portion. Under the mini-skirt, she wore a black G-string. On her feet, Brea wore the same shoes as she did for the first show I observed during this particular evening. Hey, why not? Those shoes worked very well with both costumes!

Brea performed both of these shows to rock music, and her interaction with the tip rail dwellers was very good, as it always is.

Brea stands five feet five inches tall and weighs one hundred five pounds. Her measurements of 32B-22-32 makes for a very lovely, slender, all natural body. She is also quite pretty, and she most definitely enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Brea Bennett performs on stage so well as many of the features touring today and better than several I've seen. Therefore, I feel that no one would go wrong by making the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person. So, I want everybody to get out of the house and go check Brea out at their earliest opportunity.

Visit Brea at: BreaBennett.com

While I was there at the Oxnard Rhino, I had the good fortunate to meet a very sexy little dark haired, dark eyed, beauty who calls herself Kitty. Kitty is very friendly and quite flirtatious! If I make it out there next month when Renee Perez is there, and if I have a little extra money, I just might get a dance with Kitty out of curiosity. If her lap dances are just half so good as she looks, they are bound to be well worth the cost. I just wish that Kitty worked at a club much closer to my house. But then, if she did, I just might be too broke to ever go anywhere else!

That will do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time and continue the discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer