Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Have I got a large-breasted feature dancer to write about this week! Please read on to learn more about who I am speaking of.

Chelsea Charms

Friday evening, June 27Th, I drove down to Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, in Westminster, to say hello to Chelsea Charms and to observe both of her shows.

To kick the evening off, Chelsea performed her, ''Sailor Show.'' She began the show wearing a white cap with a blue band made of sequins. What I at first thought were wide, squarish, blue lapels turned out to be a separate piece. This item was trimmed with half inch wide white lines around the edges and at least one white star on each side, all made with sequins. Chelsea also wore a white blouse that was interspersed with different colored little stars. Additionally, she wore a blue mini-skirt which had a one inch wide red waistband, a one half inch wide white stripe around the bottom hem and a series of little red anchors around the lower portion. The mini-skirt was a blue material that was completely covered with sequins which made up the design. Beneath her outer garments, Chelsea wore a white bra and a pair of white thong panties. The panties were either encrusted with sequins, or they had a lot glitter embedded in them. Under her thong, Chelsea wore a sparkling belt. At first, I thought the belt was covered with sequins. I later decided that the belt simply had a very reflective surface which caused it to sparkle like jewels under the colored stage lighting. To finish out the costume, Chelsea wore a pair of white, sandal-like, high- heeled shoes.

Chelsea opened this show to the Village People's, ''in the Navy.'' She followed up with other rock and pop numbers the titles of which I don't have a clue. Besides, I really wasn't paying too much attention to anything other than Chelsea.

At the start of her second show, Chelsea wore a black suit jacket and pants with vertical pin stripe style lines made of white sequins. She also wore a black necktie that appeared to be embedded with some type of multi-colored glitter. In addition, she wore a white blouse. Beneath all of this, she wore a black bra and a pair of black thong panties. For footwear, Chelsea wore a pair of black, sandal-like, high-heeled shoes which were identical to the shoes she wore for her first show except for their color.

Chelsea performed this last show to rock and pop music that I wasn't familiar with.

Ms. Charms commits very good, up close, in your face and personal, interaction with the tip rail customers.

Chelsea is a lovely woman who stands five feet two inches tall. Given her reaction to my asking about her weight, I didn't have the courage to ask about her measurements, so I am relying on her website for that information. According to her website, Chelsea's measurements are 153XXX-23-34, and, according to her stage introduction, her breasts weigh a total of fifty-six pounds.

Chelsea has what is commonly referred to as, ''silly string implants,'' which have a curious side effect. They tend to keep on growing. While Chelsea's breast growth has slowed with time, they are still slowly growing larger.

Chelsea Charms has a large quantity of feature dancing experience which makes her one of the best around today. In my opinion, this makes her well worth the time and effort to get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person. Also, she is a very pleasant person to speak with, and she enjoys meeting her fans.

Chelsea can be found at: ChelseaCharms.com and ChelseaCharms.net

If anybody is ever in the Westminster area, they should drop by Larry Flynt's Hustler Club and check out the scene. It is a nice looking, well laid-out, club with comfortable furnishings.

Every last single house dancer I have seen at this club, the two times I have been there, is a hottie with a very nice-looking body!

I was especially impressed with the raven-haired Alexxx, blonde-haired Paris, and a fiery redhead called Scarlet. These three ladies are very friendly and were cordial enough to spend a few minutes chit-chatting with me.

The majority of the other house dancers at least took the time to say hello, ask how I was doing and welcome me to the club.

David, the general manager, and his staff are all very friendly and quite helpful. And, the DJ who was in the booth the two times I have been there is funny and does a great job! (I should have gotten his name, but I didn't think to do so.)

Since Chelsea Charms was the only feature around during this particular weekend, that will do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time around to continue the discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer