Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I have learned something just this afternoon. According to a MySpace bulletin from Alexis Amore, she has been having an ongoing fight with Club Jenna over the ClubAlexis.com website. Alexis stated that her only true official website is now ClubAlexisAmore.com and that nobody should ever trust any other website bearing her name. That being said, let us now begin the discussion of sexy women, not that Alexis isn't sexy, because she is, extremely so.

Jada Deville

Thursday, June 19Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Jada Deville and to observe what turned out to be her one show of the evening. (Once again, the crowd was entirely too small to bother with a later show, so Sal allowed Jada to call it a night and do an extra makeup show later during the weekend.)

At the start of this one show, Jada wore a black suit with gray pinstripes, a multi-colored striped tie, white suspenders and a long-sleeved yellow dress shirt. Beneath all this, she wore a white G-string. To finish out the costume, Jada wore a pair of not quite knee-length black boots which had spiked-heels and laced up the front.

Jada performed this show to rock music, and she committed great interaction with the tip rail settlers as she always does!

Jada is quite beautiful and a very sexy woman with long blonde hair. She is also smart, a very good conversationalist, and she has a great sense of humor. In fact, she is not above a good practical joke given an opportunity. I always enjoy being around Jada immensely! Additionally, Jada loves to meet and chat with her fans.

I made the mistake of thinking I already had Jada's physical statistics and therefore failed to ask her for them. However, according to something I found on the Internet, Jada's measurements are 36EE-24-36. While I do not know Jada's height and weigh, and will not make a guess, I do know that she has a great looking and very desirable body!

Jada is an excellent feature dancer, and it is my recommendation that no one should ever allow themselves to miss out on an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see the lady perform and to meet her in person.

According to something I saw just today, Jada may be booked to feature at Desperado's Cabaret, in Carencro, Louisiana, from Monday, July 21st, through Saturday, July 26Th. I would recommend that anybody within a couple of hundred miles from the club should make the trip, if they can afford to do so. I do not believe they would be disappointed by the experience. Rest assured that if I were a wealthy man, I would fly to Lafayette, rent a car, and spend at least one evening with Jada myself.

Check out Jada at: JadaDeville.com and JadaDeville.net

Sunny Lane

Friday, June 20Th, I drove out to the Ontario Deja Vu Showgirls to spend the evening with Sunny Lane, the most incredibly beautiful, ''girl next door,'' ever and to observe all three of her shows.

Sunny started the evening off with her, ''Prize Fighter Show.'' For this performance, she wore a white robe with gold trim and a pair of white and gold boxing gloves. She also wore a white halter top with black trim around the arm holes and gold trim around the bottom hem. She additionally wore a pair of small white shorts with a gold waistband and a one inch wide stripe made with black sequins down the outside of each hip. Next, Sunny wore white wristbands and a white headband with a slightly smaller headband made of black sequins over it. Under her top and shorts, Sunny wore a silver bikini. On her legs, she wore a pair of gold colored leg warmers over a pair of slightly longer white leg warmers. For footwear, she wore a pair of flat, black, shoes.

Sunny performed this show to the Rocky Theme, from the Rocky movies, of course, ''Eye of the Tiger,'' ''Let's Get Physical,'' and Gwen Stefani's, ''Hella Good.''

For her second performance, Sunny did her, ''Navy Show.'' Her costume for this show was a very sexy version of a Navy officer's dress white uniform. The costume consisted of a white military-style cap trimmed with gold sequins and a black bill, a white top and white knee length shorts. The top had gold buttons, gold epaulets on the shoulders, a small American flag over the left breast, and was decorated with gold sequins. The shorts were decorated with gold sequins and had a stripe about one inch wide, made of gold sequins, down the outside seam of each leg. Each leg of the shorts had a long zipper for easy removal. Beneath her, ''uniform,'' Sunny wore a matching bra and a matching thong. The thong had an anchor symbol in the front that was made of gold sequins. For footwear, Sunny wore a pair of clear plastic, spike-heeled, shoes that had quite an amount of gold glitter embedded in them.

During this show, Sunny danced to an instrumental version of, ''Anchors Aweigh,'' the Village People's, ''in the Navy,'' Vanity 6's, ''Nasty Girls,'' Brittany Spears' remix of, ''Breathe On Me,'' and Saliva's, ''Click, Click, Boom.''

Sunny danced her, ''Nurse Show,'' for her final performance of the evening. Her costume for this show consisted of a white nurse’s cap with a white cross within a red ball in the front and a short white nurse’s dress with a white cross within a red ball over the left breast. The removal of the dress was made easy by a zipper that ran the entire length of the front side. Beneath her dress, Sunny wore a white bra that had a white cross inside of a red ball on each breast cup. The bra also had red tie strings. Also beneath the dress was a pair of panties that were red in the back and white in the front with a white cross inside a red ball in the front. On her legs, Sunny wore a pair of mid-thigh length white fishnet hose. There was a red ribbon that ran around the top edge of the hose and formed a red bow with a white cross in the middle. For footwear, Sunny wore a pair of red, spike- heeled, shoes with platform soles of medium height. Under the fishnet hose and panties, Sunny wore a pair of regular pantyhose which had the crotch cut out. Before the show was over, Sunny had ripped the top part of the pantyhose off of her body, and then later removed what remained from her legs rendering her completely nude. Sunny looks really good in the nude, I might add!

Sunny danced this show to Motley Crue's, '' Doctor Feel Good,'' Bon Jovi's, ''Bad Medicine,'' George Thorogood's, ''Bad to the Bone,'' and the Lords of Acid's, ''Sex Bomb.''

I have come to the conclusion that, whenever possible, Sunny begins all of her shows by coming out onto the floor to play around with some of the customers before mounting the stage. And, I don't believe anybody minds one little iota!

Sunny also seems to have a habit of ending all of her shows with a game of cooter ball for prizes. And once again, everybody seems to greatly enjoy the game, and a large number of the customers are always willing to try their luck, especially the ones seated at the tip rail.

Whenever she is performing in a club where she can do as she pleases, Sunny's interaction with the tip rail residents is always very good indeed.

Sunny is an even five feet tall, weighs one hundred ten pounds and measures 36C-24-36. Not only does Sunny have a very desirable body, she is beautiful, intelligent, sweet, and she has a fantastic personality! She is also an excellent conversationalist. Additionally, Sunny loves meeting and chatting with her fans. The lady is an absolute joy to be around. I do not know of anyone who doesn't love Sunny to pieces. I myself think the world of her, and that is saying something!

While she hasn't been feature dancing for very long, Sunny has become one of the best feature dancers I know!

Nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Sunny Lane perform and to meet her in person. I don't believe for one second that anybody would ever be disappointed.

Take a good look at Sunny at: SunnyLaneLive.com

Do I ever have a hot news flash for those avid Sunny Lane fans who also just happen to enjoy the depiction of good, hot, anal sex. That's right! Sunny has performed her first ever on-camera anal scene in Elegant Angel Productions', ''Big Wet Asses! 13,'' which was released on June 17Th! Did I get a copy of the movie from Sunny on this evening? Is a hog's butt made of pork?! Hell yes I bought one, and I can hardly wait to watch it!

Kayden Kross

Saturday, June 21st, I went to the Skin Gentlemen's Club, located at 3388 South Robertson Blvd, Los Angeles, CA., 90034, to see whether or not Kayden Kross would remember me and to observe both of her shows. I'm happy to report that Kayden remembered me instantly. (I suppose it pays to wear a handlebar moustache.)

For her first show of the evening, Kayden wore a modified white halter top, for lack of a better description and a red and white checkered skirt-like piece. Beneath the top and the skirt, she wore matching bikini bottoms. On her legs, Kayden wore a pair of hip length, fine, black, fishnet hose with a two inch wide solid black band at the top of each. On her feet, she wore a pair of spike-heeled, platform-soled, shoes. (I have forgotten what color the shoes were, but it think they were black.)

Kayden performed this show to the J. Geils Band's, ''Centerfold,'' Berlin's, ''Take My Breathe Away,'' and Marilyn Manson's, ''Tainted Love,'' and, ''the Dope Show.''

For her next performance, Kayden did her, ''Bat Girl Show.'' Her costume for this show consisted of a black bat mask and a black bat cape trimmed with gold sequins around the bottom hem. She additionally wore a short, sleeveless, black, latex vinyl dress with a large yellow bat insignia on the chest area. Kayden also wore a wide, yellow, cloth, ribbon-like belt. The belt also had a bat insignia in the middle. Under everything else, she wore a black G-string and the same hose she wore during her first show, over which she wore a pair of just above knee-length black leg warmers. For footwear, Kayden wore the same shoes she wore during her first show.

During this show, Kayden danced to rock music I'm not familiar with, and I was too tired and had too far to drive home to bother to take the time to ask Kayden to identify the numbers for me.

Kayden commits really good interaction with randomly selected denizens of the tip rail as in very much up close, in your face, and personal.

Kayden is a beautiful young lady with long blonde hair. She is very friendly, especially sweet, cordial, and quite charming. She stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs one hundred twenty pounds, and measures 32D-22-34, and she is, to the best of my knowledge, all natural.

I am obviously quite impressed by Kayden Kross; therefore, I do recommend that everybody get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I do believe it will be worth the time and effort.

Kayden can be ogled at: ClubKayden.com

I had planned to only stay for Kayden's first show then run up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Brea Bennett and to catch at least one of her shows. Unfortunately, the club put Kayden up for her first show so late, it would have been impossible to get to the Rhino before Brea had finished her gig and cashed out. Therefore, I went ahead and stayed for Kayden's last show. What the heck? After all, Kayden was most definitely worth it. However, I am really sorry that I couldn't make it to see Brea during this weekend, especially since I have heard that it may be the last time she will be dancing in the Los Angeles area for a long time.

Here is some more good news. (I seem to be making a habit of the good news thing, am I not?) when I spoke with Aurora Snow at Erotica-LA earlier this month, she asked me to put out the word that her new official website was to be launched on June 23rd.

And there we have it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time for more discussion of sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer