Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I believe I owe the people of Georgia an apology to some degree. I recently mentioned the shooting of the iconic Larry Flynt which happened in Georgia.

I was watching a show on Tru TV, formerly Court TV, tonight, and I learned some things. A white supremacist and racially motivated serial killer named Joseph Paul Franklin, born James Clayton Vaughn, confessed to the shooting of Mr. Flynt. (Franklin was born in Mobile, Alabama.)

Get this, in 1976 this serial murderer changed his name. He selected Joseph Paul in honor of Paul Joseph Goebbels, one of the most infamous Nazi war criminals. He chose Franklin after U.S. founding father, Benjamin Franklin. (I just bet old Ben would be thrilled to know that! Yes, I am being extremely sarcastic.)

So, I offer my apologies to the people of Georgia. It wasn't one of you, it WAS an outsider. (The vast majority of southerners are appalled by animals such as Franklin, the killer, not Ben.)

Now then, let us move on to the discussion of some beautiful women who would never hurt anybody.

Lolly Topps

Thursday evening, May 29Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to meet Lolly Topps and to observe one of her shows. (Because there was such a small crowd on this evening, the club management decided that there wasn't any good reason to have Lolly do her second show. She would do an extra show on another night to make it up.)

For this one show, Lolly wore a black top and a black skirt-like piece. Beneath the top and the skirt thing, she wore a black G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes. Lolly's top and the skirt-like piece were each decorated with gold-colored medallions that formed lines around each piece.

I really am at a loss as to how to label the music Lolly performed to. I can only say that she opened with a nice instrumental number, followed that with a nice sounding Spanish language number and continuing with other nice sounding numbers I didn't recognize and can't label. I do know that I enjoyed her music, what little i paid attention to it while watching Lolly dance and disrobe.

At the end of this show, Lolly passed out lollipops to the denizens of the tip rail. (She had a quite interesting way of delivering said lollipops to myself and at least one other customer. No, it wasn't anything nasty or illegal, darn it!)

Lolly interacted very well with randomly selected tip rail patrons.

I must say that Lolly's stage performances are on a par with a great many of the feature dancers I've seen over the years, and far better than some.

Lolly Topps stands an even five feet tall, weighs one hundred five pounds and measures 40EE-23-29. (Lolly told me that she is the most petite of all the women currently active in the big busted category of feature dancers. I do believe she is correct in her statement.) This lovely lady, according to her Fubar.com profile, is one half Native American of the Ottawa Nation. Once again, I have seen proof positive that Native American women can often be quite beautiful!

Since none of the customers in the club bothered to come over to purchase anything from Lolly, she, her lovely young assistant and I had a great time engaging in a long and very pleasant chat. (Yes, I did spend a little money on Lolly. Hey, I had to add a photo to my rather large collection!)

After finally getting to meet Lolly, I found her to be very friendly, well spoken, intelligent and possessing a very good sense of humor.

So far as I am concerned, Lolly Topps is a must see; therefore, I do highly recommend that everybody should get themselves to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person the very first chance they might get! I am having a problem finding an official website for Lolly. However, there are photos of her, and information about her, on many websites. She can also be found at: Fubar.com/LollyTopps and MySpace.com/LollyTopps

Brea Bennett

Friday, May 30Th, I drove up to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to say hello to Brea Bennett and to observe one of her shows.

I picked the wrong night to arrive late and miss Brea's first show of the evening. As it turned out, because there were so few customers in the club, Aaron, the general manager, decided that Brea didn't need to do a third show and allowed her to head home early.

For the one show I was lucky enough to observe, Brea wore a red and black, long-sleeved, ankle-length, gown which was trimmed with black fur on the forearms and the shoulders. Around her throat, Brea wore a black collar which was decorated with metal studs and a metal ring in the front. Beneath her gown, Brea wore a red string bikini bra and a red thong. On her feet, she wore a pair of black, high-heeled, platform-soled, shoes.

Brea performed this show to rock music, and her interaction with the tip rail customers was very good as always.

Brea Bennett is a lovely young woman who has a beautiful, all natural, body and long blonde hair. Specifically, Brea stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs 100 pounds, and measures 32B-22-32. She is very friendly, intelligent, very well spoken, and she has a very great sense of humor. Plus, she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Brea is getting better and better with experience. In my opinion, she performs so well as many on stage, and better than some I have seen; therefore, I do recommend that everybody should get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at the very first opportunity that arises!

Brea can be found at: BreaBennett.com

That's it for another week. I must wrap this up and get some sleep. I have a long and very busy day tomorrow. I'll be writing about it in my next column. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous and very sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer