Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I am going to be doing something a little out of the ordinary with this article. However, it will still have everything to do with beautiful, sexy, women. Please read on to see exactly what I am speaking of.

Dana Hamm

Sometime back in late 2004, or possibly very early 2005, as I was walking out of a local Seven Eleven store, out of the corner of my eye I spotted something in the magazine rack. I took a couple of steps backward for a closer look. There was one of the hottest women I have ever seen, with the most unbelievably sexy eyes, looking out at me from the cover of the January 2005 issue of Extreme Wildlife Magazine!

Normally, I would have had absolutely no interest in any sort of an outdoors magazine. However, I could not get that sexy face out of my mind. So, a couple of days later, I crossed my fingers and made a special trip back to that same store. As luck would have it, the magazine was still there, and I have owned a copy ever since.

Lo and behold, a little over a year later, I was doing something on MySpace, and there she was. We have been Internet friends from that day forward.

The young woman's name is Dana Hamm, and she has a website. Now Dana is not a stripper, an adult film star, or even the operator of an amateur adult site. She is an extremely hot photographer's model, a spokes-model, and an actress.

Dana, in my honest opinion, truly is, ''One of the world's most beautiful women.'' and, she has graced many magazines with her beauty from the aforementioned magazine that turned me on to Dana to FHM Magazine.

Dana has also graced the covers of some of the world’s top fitness magazines including: Muscle & Fitness, Muscular Development, MuscleMag International, Italian Fitness, Olympians Fitness, Pump, Planet Muscle, Fitness Rx, Oxygen, and Ultimate Athlete. Dana’s dangerous curves and exotic face has earned her numerous magazine layouts! She has been featured in more individual magazine pictorials than any other fitness or pinup model alive today!

Dana has told me that while she has modeled for many magazines, her main thing now is breaking into Hollywood. She feels that she is getting very close and has been rubbing elbows with such power players as Michael Bay, Adam Sandler, Jeph Leob, and Quentin Tarantino. So, with any luck at all, we just might be seeing this gorgeous lady on the silver screen before we know it!

By all means, pay a visit to this gorgeous woman's website and her MySpace profile. I feel that anybody who doesn't enjoy the experience simply doesn't like women!

Dana's website link is: www.DanaHamm.com and the link to her MySpace profile is: http://www.myspace.com/danahamm

Monica Mayhem

Saturday, April 19Th, I drove up to Lancaster and spent the evening at a bikini bar named, ''Snooky's,'' with Monica Mayhem. This is not something I would have normally done, but I had not had the good fortune to see Monica anywhere for a few years. Therefore, I was not about to pass up an opportunity to spend a little time with the lady!

Talk about timing, I had just gotten out of my car and was approaching the front door of the club, when I looked to my right and there, getting out of a cab, was Monica!

For her first show, Monica wore a black leather motorcycle-style cap and a red plaid item that was more like a long top than a short dress. This piece was trimmed with strips of black leather. The leather parts were trimmed with metal studs. Beneath the red plaid item, Monica wore a black leather bra that was trimmed with metal studs and a pair of shiny, black, patent leather, short shorts that were also trimmed with metal studs. Under the shorts, Monica wore a black thong. To finish out her costume, Monica wore a pair of almost hip-high, sheer, black hose and just above knee-length black, high-heeled, platform-soled, boots.

Monica performed this show to rock music, and she ended the show by playing a game of cooter ball for posters.

At the start of her second show, Monica wore long, white, tapered sleeves, no top, just sleeves. She also wore a white bikini bra and a pair of white bikini bottoms. The bikini bottoms had a large piece of material attached on each hip. This piece of material formed a two layered loin cloth affair that hung down in the back and ended in a long ribbon of cloth that hung down from each hip. The piece of material was decorated with gold sequins that formed a series of curly-Q's design. Beneath the bikini bottoms, Monica wore a gold-colored thong. The front of the thong was decorated with several imitation diamonds, emeralds and rubies. For footwear Monica wore, what footwear? She mounted the stage for this show with her bare feet.

Monica performed this show to rock music, also. And, she ended the show with a game of cooter ball for posters once again.

Even though she was performing in a bikini bar in Lancaster, Monica interacted with the tip rail customers as well as she dared. If fact, during her second show, Monica pulled a house dancer up onto the stage for some simulated girl/girl fun. At least they had fun with each other until one of the bouncers told the house dancer she had to get off of the stage. (What a spoil sport.)

Monica Mayhem stands five feet five inches tall, weighs in at one hundred twenty-five pounds and measures 34D-24-34.

Monica is originally from Australia and still has her delightful accent. She is also very friendly, intelligent, and quite well spoken. Additionally, she has a good sense of humor, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I most definitely recommend that anybody who might get an opportunity to go to a nearby club to see Monica perform and to meet her in person should do so with out fail. I do believe they will enjoy Monica's shows.

Pay Monica a visit at: MonicaMayhemXXX.com

While I was there in Snooky's, I got all of my drinks from a very pretty and quite sexy little waitress who goes by the name of, ''Shadoe.''

Shadoe stands five feet three inches tall and weighs one hundred fifteen pounds. Shadoe told me that her bust measurement was 34B. She also said that she wasn't certain of her waist and hip measurements but that she wears a size five in pants. Between us, we finally made a guess at a twenty-five inch waist and thirty-four inch hips.

I was quite impressed with Shadoe. Even though she was very busy working her beautiful little butt off, she still found time to be my buddy and keep me from getting bored between shows.

Snooky's is a much nicer place than I expected it to be, and the place has nice-looking dancers, waitresses and bartenders.

The night I was there, Snooky's had a very diverse and good crowd. And, everybody was very well behaved. That might have been partly because of the presence of two rather large security guards who were armed with semi- automatic pistols. Those two men looked more like a pair of moonlighting LAPD officers or sheriff's deputies than they did security guards. They most definitely weren't anybody I would want to get on the bad side of.

Okay, that will do it for another week. Let us all meet back here the next time and continue our discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer