Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. For those of you who like beautiful blondes and fiery, black haired, Hispanic women, please read on. For those of you who don't, please read on anyway. I thrive on the attention! So, shall we begin the discussion of gorgeous women? I do believe we should, so let's do it!

Jana Jordan

Friday night, March 7Th, I drove up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to spend the evening with Jana Jordan and to observe all three of her shows.

Yes, for once I made it to a club in time to catch the feature dancer's first show of the evening. However, in my own defense, if the club had not put Jana up for her first show ridiculously late, I would not have gotten there in time, as usual.

Under normal circumstances, yes, because I was tired, I would have excused myself after Jana's second show and headed home. However, because of something she told me after her first show, I decided to stay for all three shows while I had the chance.

Jana told me that she was not happy with the way things were going under contract to Ninn Worx_SR. She said that she came to California to make adult films, not to be a stripper. She was unhappy because the company hadn't shot her in a production for awhile now, but they were sending her out to feature dance almost every single weekend. So, she asked to be, and was released from her contract. She has agreed to fulfill one more feature dancing engagement this coming weekend, at the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club, and to make one more film for Ninn Worx_SR.

I do have some good news about Jana. She will still feature dance. She wants to dance on the average of once a month and shoot films the rest of the time. Jana has already signed up with, ''The Lee Network,'' and is seriously considering also signing with another top name agency that handles big name feature dancers. So, Jana will still be seen in clubs across the nation. Who knows? She might even be seen at Rhino Corporation clubs again sometime in the future.

Okay, I think it is time to speak of Jana's performances of the evening.

At the start of her first show, Jana wore a costume that is hard to describe, even through there wasn't all that much of it. She wore a top that can only be described as a cross between a bikini bra and a halter top. It was pink and had a blue and white striped, somewhat triangular, patch on each breast cup At the inside corner of each patch was a big pink button. The patch assemblies gave the appearance of being lapels. Jana also wore a very small mini-skirt affair that consisted of pink flaps interspersed with blue and white striped flaps. Beneath the mini-skirt thing, Jana wore a pink G-string. For footwear, she wore a pair of white, high-heeled, platform-soled, shoes which were held on with clear plastic straps that had pink dots scattered about here and there.

To begin her second show, Jana came out onto the stage wearing a pink ribbon around her throat and wearing a black bikini bra and a pleated pink mini-skirt, not that there was all that much to the mini-skirt. Beneath the mini-skirt, Jana wore a black G-string. She also wore a pair of slightly above knee length black stockings and a pair of pink, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled, shoes clear straps with pink dots. (Actually, these were the same shoes that she wore during her first show. And why not? The shoes worked very well with both costumes.)

For her final show of the evening, around her throat Jana wore a red choker that was decorated with rhinestones. She also wore a deep red bikini. The bikini bra and bottoms were also decorated with rhinestones. Her shoes for this show are a little hard to describe, but I'll try. They were red and had stiletto heels and platform soles. The shoes were held on with clear plastic straps. Now for the hard to describe part. The way the shoes were colored, it was as if somebody had painted clear plastic soles and heels with red paint leaving two narrow strips unpainted. This gave the soles and the heels the appearance of having two perfectly aligned, narrow, clear stripes.

To the best of my recollection, Jana performed all three of her shows to rock and pop music.

Jana Jordan's performances get better every time I see her, and she performed well the first time I ever met her! And, her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail on this evening can only be described as excellent and somewhat wild!

Jana a very friendly, very sweet, and very beautiful. She is also very well spoken. And, it is quite obvious that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

This young Houston, Texas, native looks great! She stands five feet three inches tall, weighs ninety-seven pounds and measures 32B-24-32. Also, her body is all natural and in an excellent condition!

I can think of absolutely no good reason why anybody should ever pass up an opportunity to see Jana perform and to meet her in person; therefore, everybody get up off of the couch and head out to a nearby club to meet this beautiful lady at the first possible opportunity.

Pay Jana a visit on MySpace at: MySpace/Janafoxy

Renee Perez

Saturday evening, March 8Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend a little time with Renee Perez and to observe her first show of the evening.

At the beginning of the one show I was able to enjoy, Renee wore a leopard skin print bikini bra with white trim. She also wore a leopard skin print, barely existent, mini-skirt with a white waistband. Beneath the mini-skirt Renee wore a pair of white thong panties. On her feet, Renee wore a pair of black, sandal-like, platform-soled shoes with spike heels.

Renee performed this show to rock and pop music.

Renee is rapidly becoming a very good performer. Also, her interaction with the residents of the tip rail can be absolutely off the charts depending on the club she might be dancing in at the moment. Even though the ladies can't get too overly wild with their interaction in this particular club, Renee pushed the envelope right to the very edge.

Renee is a very beautiful and quite sexy Latina lady! She has long dark hair, stands five feet, five inches tall, measures 34B-26-34, and weighs one hundred twenty pounds. (I swear, I am going to take a set of scales to a club one of these days and weigh Renee. I still can't believe she weighs more than one hundred ten pounds!)

Renee is intelligent, has a terrific sense of humor, is very well spoken, and she is very friendly. And, it has become obvious to me that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Everybody should get out to a nearby club to see Renee Perez perform and to meet her in person at their earliest opportunity. I do not believe they will be disappointed by the experience.

Renee can be visited at: ReneePerezOnline.com and MySpace.com/Renee_Perez

That will just about do it for another week. We should all meet back here the next time and continue our discussion of gorgeous, sexy, women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer