Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Come listen to my story 'bout a man named Myles. As usual, I had been running all week long on too much stress and too little sleep; therefore, when Thursday evening, February, 28Th, rolled around, I was too shot to go anywhere! Then, still without enough sleep, I stayed up all night that Thursday working on the computer and talking to my son on the phone to help him stay awake as he trucked through the dark southern night when he should have been sleeping!

So, after taking a two hour nap Friday afternoon, I still didn't feel up to going out. I decided, since there was only one feature performing in Southern California during this weekend, I would wait until Saturday to go out.

I then decided, while I was thinking about it, that I should call the Rio Gentlemen's club to see who the feature would be for March and when she would be there. Well guess what? She was there that weekend. The club slipped a feature in on me a couple of weeks earlier than I thought they would. So, upstairs I ran to clean up and head for the club.

Okay, now that I have rambled for awhile, let us begin the discussion of sexy ladies!

Morgan Reigns

Friday night, February, 29Th, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Morgan Reigns and to observe her second show of the evening.

For the one show that I enjoyed, Morgan mounted the stage wearing a costume that consisted of a translucent, black, long sleeved, bolero-style jacket-like top, a dark blue bra and brief-style bottoms and a pair of clear plastic, platform-soled, stiletto-heeled, shoes. The bra and the bottoms were both heavily decorated with green and gold sequins. She also wore a stylized version of a police officer's uniform hat.

Morgan danced to rock and pop music, if I remember correctly.

Just to show what a good performer Morgan is, she wasn't feeling well on this evening; although, I would have never known had she not told me after the show. Actually, I still might not have known but for the fact that, when Morgan asked me whether or not I could stay for her last show of the evening, I told her about my lack of sleep during the week and that I didn't feel safe to drive if I stayed any longer. At that point, Morgan told me that she wasn't feeling well and that she needed to go to her dressing room to lie down and rest.

I noticed that Morgan's interaction with the tip rail customers during the one show that I observed was somewhat lacking. However, in Morgan's defense, I believe this was due to the fact that she wasn't feeling well, and the fact that this club has been asking the features, as well as the house dancers, to not get overly exuberant with their interaction for fear of getting into trouble with the sex police. (The Los Angeles City Council has been attempting to garner votes by putting undue pressure on the gentlemen's clubs for a few years now. If I remember correctly, I reported on an LAPD raid, oops, ''Inspection,'' by plain clothes vice officers about a year or so ago. Trust me, if I lived within the city limits of Los Angeles, I would never again vote for a single one of the current city council members!)

I do remember that the last time Morgan performed at the Rio, her customer interaction during her shows was reasonably good.

Ms. Reigns stands five feet eight inches tall, has long red hair and a great looking body that includes a set of 36D breasts!

Morgan has a very good sense of humor, and she is a very friendly lady. She is also well spoken, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

This lady is a good feature dancer and should not be missed. So good people, get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at the earliest opportunity. And, if she doesn't have a booking in your area in the near future, begin the process of bugging the owners and managers of your local clubs until they book Morgan for a gig.

Morgan can be found at: xxxMorganReigns.com and on MySpace at: MySpace.com/MorganReigns4U

Some good photos of Morgan and her credits can also be found at: Pure-Talent.com/Morgan_Reigns_credits.htm

Brea Bennett

After sleeping more or less all day, when I finally got up, I decided that I just didn't feel like going anywhere. Then, at the last possible minute, I changed my mind, freshened up, and drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino Saturday evening, March 1st, to say hello to Brea Bennett and to observe her on stage.

The main reason I went out on this night was rather strange in the fact that the later it got, the more I felt that I had some sort of an obligation to go. I still don't know if I had this odd feeling because I have come to know and like Brea, or because I felt that I owed it to my readers to be able to write about as many ladies per weekend as possible.

Anywho, getting back to the beautiful Brea, I arrived during her second show and after she had already stripped down to just a black choker, a pair of G-string bikini bottoms and a pair of black, high-heeled, shoes the top portion of which consisted of clear plastic straps. The shoes also had platform soles of moderate height.

For her final show, Brea wore a black choker that appeared to be decorated with some small silver studs and small silver chains that hung from stud to stud. (I believe this was the same choker that she wore during her second show.) She also wore a flowing, ankle length, red and black, long-sleeved dress that was trimmed with a wide swath of black fur around the neck and all the way down the lapels. Black fur also covered the sleeves from the wrists to about one and a half inches from the elbows. Beneath the dress, Brea wore a black G-string bikini. For footwear, Brea sported a pair of black high-heeled shoes with platform soles of moderate height and clear plastic straps. (It would appear that the bikini and the shoes were the same ones that she wore during her second show.)

Brea performed both of the shows I observed to rock and pop music.

At the end of both of the aforementioned shows, Brea finished by playing a game of cooter ball for prizes.

Looking back through some of my recent columns, I realized that I recently mentioned having given Brea some advise about interacting with the tip rail squatters. Then, looking a little farther back, I noticed that I had said that Brea interacted reasonably well with the customers. Okay, my bad. It is obvious to me that I somehow confused Brea with one of the other Ninn Worx_SR contract ladies. Brea's interaction with the denizens of the tip rail has been good since the first time I saw her perform. I suppose I should simply chalk it up to advancing senility and move along.

Brea Bennett is a beautiful lady with a very nice-looking, all natural, body and long blonde hair. Specifically, Brea stands five feet, five inches tall, weighs 100 pounds, and measures 32B-22-32. She is quite friendly, intelligent, well spoken, and she has a very good sense of humor. Plus, she does enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.

Brea performs so well as most on stage, and better than some I have seen; therefore, I can see no reason why anybody should not get out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person at the very first opportunity that arises!

Brea can be found at: BreaBennett.com

And that, once again, brings us to a close. Let us all meet back here the next time for the continuing discussion of gorgeous women! Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer