Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. For various reasons, I was so worn out both Thursday and Friday night, I didn't even attempt to leave the house and go anywhere. Otherwise, I had been thinking about driving to Santa Barbara one night during the weekend, where I would have spend some time at the Spearmint Rhino with the ever beautiful Jana Jordan. Yes, I think so highly of this young lady that I would have gone in spite of the high and ever rising gasoline prices.

Having said that, let us now move on to the discussion of the only other feature dancer available to me during this particular weekend.

Renee Perez

Saturday night, February 23rd, I drove up to the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen's Club to say hello to Renee Perez and to observe her last two of three shows on this evening, the last night of this particular gig.

For the first of her shows that I was able to observe, Renee wore a white midriff blouse with very short sleeves. She also wore a basically black and white, ruffled, plaid mini-skirt. Beneath the blouse and the mini-skirt, Renee wore a small, white, bikini. The bikini bra was decorated with a pink bow located between the breast cups and a larger pink bow that was located in the middle of the waistband in the back. (Can it be called a waistband, when it doesn't come up to anywhere near the waist?) for footwear, Renee wore a pair of slightly above knee-length black boots with spike heels.

At the start of her final show, Renee wore a black, short sleeved, jacket-like top. Additionally, she wore a very short, tight, matching black mini-skirt. Once she had shed the top and the mini-skirt, Renee exposed a quite small black bikini. He footwear for this show was a pair of almost knee-length, black, high-heeled boots with platform soles.

Renee performed both of these shows to rock and pop music, and she performed some pole work during the final show.

As I have stated before, Renee is a very beautiful and sexy woman! She has long brunette hair, stands five feet, five inches tall, measures 34B-26-34, and weighs one hundred twenty pounds. (I'm still having trouble believing that she could possibly weigh more that one hundred ten pounds!)

Renee is extremely friendly. She is also an intelligent lady, possesses an excellent sense of humor, and she is a great conversationalist.

Renee is already a good performer and she gets better every time I see her! Also, her interaction with the denizens of the tip rail can be absolutely off the charts depending on the club she might be dancing in at the moment. (We should all remember that how much a dancer can interact varies from state to state, city to city, and club to club. What a shame! I would recommend that everybody should read Dave Cummings' recent column entitled, ''February 2008 From the Trenches.'' The direct link is: AINews.com/story/12951/)

I want everybody to get out to a club to see Renee Perez perform, meet her in person, and lend her their love and support at their earliest opportunity. I do not believe they will be sorry they did.

Pay a visit to Renee at: ReneePerezOnline.com and MySpace.com/Renee_Perez

That is it for now. Let's all meet back here the next time to once again discuss the subject of beautiful women. Until then, everybody have a great week, stay safe, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer