Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. A rose by any other name would still have been a terrific extra added bonus to my Friday evening! I believe we should now move on to our continuing discussion of gorgeous women and find out what I am speaking of. So, let's do it!

Nikki Kane

Friday evening, February 15Th, I drove up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret and arrived just after Nikki Kane had finished her first show and had come out onto the floor for her signing. I stayed around for Nikki's second and third show of the evening.

To start her second show of the evening, Nikki wore a black, fishnet, top and a red and black bra and thong panties set. She also wore a pleated, blue denim, mini-skirt. She additionally wore a pair of hip-high, black, fishnet hose and a pair of white, sandal-like, shoes with clear platform soles and white stiletto heels.

For her third show, Nikki wore a black and gray, pin striped, midriff top with a wide strip of white, ruffled, material across the breast cups. She also wore a matching mini-skirt trimmed with the same ruffled white material. Beneath the mini-skirt, Nikki wore black, G-string style, thong panties tied at the hips in bows. The panties had three or four inch long fringe across the back and along the top edge. For the life of me, I can not remember whether or not Nikki wore anything on her legs for this show, nor can I remember what she wore for footwear. I want to say that she wore boots, but I would more than likely be wrong with my luck.

Nikki performed both shows to rock and pop music.

It would seem that Nikki has taken my advise to heart, because her interaction with the tip rail squatters was much better this time around!

Ms. Kane is already becoming quite a good feature. Therefore, I can see no reason for anybody to fail to take advantage of the first opportunity they might get to go out to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person.

Nikki is a beautiful young woman, and she possesses a very good, fun- loving, personality. She is also very well spoken. I think anybody who is fortunate enough to get to meet her will get a good impression of her. She also has a very nice-looking, slender, all natural body and stands five feet, five inches tall. (One of these days, I really must remember to ask Nikki what her measurements are!)

Nikki can be ogled at: NikkiKane.com

On this evening, Nikki's friend Kristina Rose was there hanging out and assisting her. Yes, I finally got to meet Kristina Rose!

Kristina is a very nice, and very fun to be around young lady. And, she looks very sexy! She stands five feet, one inch tall and weighs 120 pounds. Her measurements are 34A-25-37 1/2. She has long brown hair and beautiful brown eyes.

Kristina has only been in the industry since May 2007, but she has been doing some good work in that short time.

Ms. Rose is very much looking forward to feature dancing and is hoping to start within the next year. She wisely wants to get some more credits and box covers under her belt in order to have a fan base to perform for. (that is generally a must for any lady who hopes to succeed on the feature dancing circuit.)

I found Kristina to be a great conversationalist with a great sense of humor. She is very out going and extremely open minded.

I really can't remember when I have had a better time hanging out in a club with two beauties such as Nikki and Kristina. I just may not have ever had anymore fun than I did with those two ladies!

At one point in the evening, I cheerfully took a Polaroid photo for a customer with both Nikki and Kristina at the same time. Yes, I had a chance to see Kristina nude the very first time I met her and on an evening when I wouldn't have expected to. Unfortunately, semi-perfectionist that I am, I was so busy lining up, framing, and taking the shot, that it wasn't until it was all over and the dust had settled that I suddenly realized I hadn't pay much attention to Kristina's nude body!

I want everybody to keep their eyes and ears open so they will know when Kristina begins to feature dance. Then, I want them to get out to a club to see her perform and to meet her in person the very first time she comes to their towns. I'm certain that she will appreciate the love and support.

I don't believe Kristina has a website of her own as of yet, but she can be easily found on the Internet simply by doing a search for her name. She can also be visited on MySpace.com at: MySpace.com/KristinaRosexxx

Saturday night, February 16Th, I made the 101 mile drive out to Hank Armstrong's Seventh Heaven Gentlemen's Club in Coachella, California, to spend the evening with Kylie Ireland, Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage. Kylie and Lexi did a signing from 8pm until approximately 12:30am.(They were supposed to be finished at midnight, but guys keep coming up and wanting Polaroids at the last minute.) Ethan was assisting the ladies, of course.

While Kylie and Lexi were only scheduled to do the signing, Hank, the smooth tongued devil that he is, convinced both ladies to do one show each later in the evening. I want to tell you good people, Kylie and Lexi still know how to perform on stage and how to work a crowd! Seeing both of those ladies on stage once again was well worth the one hundred one mile drive to the club!

While we were speaking of her website at one point during the evening, Lexi commented to me, ''I recently rebuilt it. I look like such a whore. I love it!''

Unfortunately, Kylie no longer tours as a feature dancer, and Lexi is planning to retire later this year. However, Kylie still turns up at events such as the AVN AEE and other trade shows, signings, etc., and hopefully, Lexi will also.

In the meantime, if anybody gets an opportunity to see Lexi perform, don't miss it. It just might be their last chance!

Lexi Lamour can be ogled at: LexiLamour.com and Kylie can be drooled over at: KylieIreland.com

And now, it is time to say a little about Hank's club before I go. The Seventh Heaven Gentlemen's Club is located on Dillon Road right off the east bound side of Interstate 10 in Coachella, California. It sits directly across Dillon Road From the Ta truck stop and can easily be seen from the highway.

Hank's club is very well laid out, furnished, and is as classy looking as any gentlemen's club I have ever seen. The dancers are all quite beautiful and extremely sexy-looking, friendly young women.

The club serves alcohol, and it also serves very good food at reasonable prices.

And speaking of the food at the club, there came a point in the evening that I noticed a gentleman speaking with Kylie. He then turned to me and asked, ''I suppose you've already eaten also?''

I told him, ''Yes I have. My wife actually fed me for a change today.'' He then said, ''Well please, at least try one of those ribs and let me know what you think of them.''

I looked in the direction of his gesture and there, sitting on a table beside me, was a plate full of large barbecued beef spare ribs that I hadn't even noticed the fellow put there.

So, I told the man that I would try one. Heaven help me, am I ever glad that I did! That rib was the best I've ever eaten in my life, and I later told him so! Now I can hardly wait for another reason to drive out to the Seventh Heaven. I just hope that I will remember to go there hungry and with some extra cash in my wallet! I just hope the club serves those ribs everyday! (Maybe I should use my head for something other than a spacer to keep my ears from slamming together and call the club to find out.)

If anybody who reads this column lives within a hundred miles of Coachella, they should make a date to drive out to Seventh Heaven and check out the scene. And, if anybody were to find themselves driving along Interstate Ten some evening, and they would like to stretch their legs and relax for a little while, why not stop in at the club to spend a little bit of quality time?

Alright folks, that will do it for another week. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue our ongoing discussion of sexy women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer