We at Adult Industry News would like welcome Debi Diamond to our dysfunctional family. Her column will be called ''Debi's Diamonds of Depravity'' because she puts the FUN in dysFUNctional.

Debi is a joy-filled 42 year old health freak who says ''Only put in your body what's best for it.'' She doesn't eat meat but quickly adds, ''I'm a cum drinker. I'm like a caged animal, I'm coming back to life. I don't drink or do drugs, just have a passion for sexual freedom...'' she says. Debi is a strange mix of caution and wild abandon.

Enjoy her words as she spews happy and nasty thoughts into cyberspace. Introducing Debi Diamond:

First off, I would like to say hello - and for those of you who don't know me, my name is Debi Diamond. Actually that is my ''acting'' name, I was Born Debra, but in 1983 I made this amazing discovery...

WHAT YOU ASK? Well it was a little illegal thing called THE X RATED MOVIE BIZ! Now, I was only 18, and it was very ''against the law'' to have sex on camera, so needless to say, I was not only having some of the firsts as far as sex goes, i.e.: girls, anal, blow jobs and the likes, but we were also running from house to house, talking very little about the location, sneaking around like criminals... This was SO much up my alley!

A BAD GIRL AT HEART... Just give me a situation that is against moral majority and I'm there! So needless to say, I fucked and sucked Jamie Gillis, Paul Thomas, Joey Silvera, Herschel Savage, just to name a few, and this was only in the first few days! Slut you ask? Honestly... I had not had so much sex.

I preferred to ride my motorcycle, cruise Van Nuys Blvd, race in the wee hours of the morning, and basically, guys, to me, were my friends and buddies, never MEAT! ... Well that sure changed.

In one of my first Movies, ''San Fernando Valley Girls'' (1983) I talked like the Valley Girl I was, had a double cum shot in my face on cue, (thanks Paul and Joey) God that Just Rocked My World! ...and then the two of them talked like french hair dressers, GOTTA SEE THIS FILM! SO funny! But let's just say, I gave college a back seat to my new found love... S*E*X and NEVER LOOKED BACK!

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I love you!
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