Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I must apologize for being so late in getting this column finished. There are too many reasons why I haven't gotten this article finished sooner to go into at this time. So, why not go on to the discussion of sexy women without any further ado? That sound like a plan to me. Let's do it!

Nina Mercedez

Thursday evening, December 13Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino to spend some time with my dear, sweet, gorgeous friend, Nina Mercedez, and to observe her final show of the evening. I had intended to be there for both of her shows on this evening, but things didn't work out. I ran late and just missed her first show. Yeah, I know. So what else is new, Myles?

For the one show that I observed, Mercedez came onto the stage with her hair in dog ears and wearing black horn rimmed glasses, a white pearl-like necklace, a short red plaid necktie decorated with shiny sequins, a white blouse with short puffy sleeves and a red plaid mini-skirt also decorated with shiny sequins. Beneath the blouse, Mercedez wore a bustier-style black undershirt with lots of small white polka dots and trimmed with narrow strips of pink material around the edges. Under the mini-skirt, Mercedez wore a pair of black bikini panties which also had lots of small white polka dots and the same narrow strips of pink trim. The panties also had a small pink bow on each hip. Beneath the panties, Mercedez wore a black G-string. To finish out the costume, Mercedez wore a pair of knee-length white stockings and a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

Mercedez opened this show with, "I Know What Boys Want." (I'm not absolutely certain, but I believe it was the original recording by, "The Waitresses.") She then followed up with Gwen Stefani's, "Holler Back Girl," and two other rock numbers that I'm not familiar with.

Nina Mercedez is not only one of the best feature dancers around, but she is one of the most incredibly beautiful women it has ever been my pleasure to know, or to even meet in person for that matter! She is also very sweet, quite friendly, and she enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Mercedez perform and to meet her in person. I myself never miss a chance to spend time with this gorgeous lady if I can possibly help it.

Nina Mercedez can be visited at: NinaMercedezXXX.com

Brea Bennett

Friday afternoon, December 14Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino to see Brea Bennett and to observe her matinee show.

I first met Brea at Erotica-LA 2006, when she was still under contract to Club Jenna. However, this was the first time I've ever seen her dance, and I feel it was worth the wait.

For her matinee show, Brea wore a pink string bikini bra decorated with small silvery sequins and an extremely small mini-skirt of sorts which was also pink and decorated with small silvery sequins. Beneath the mini-skirt affair, Brea wore a pink G-string decorated with, yes, small silvery sequins. For footwear, Brea wore a pair of high-heeled, platform-soled, clear plastic shoes.

Brea performed her matinee show to rock music.

Brea performed rather well on stage, especially since she is a relative newcomer to feature dancing. She also committed reasonably good interaction with the tip rail squatters.

Brea has a very pretty face and a slender, streamlined, well proportioned body, and she has long blonde hair.

I found Brea to be a smart, very friendly and well spoken young woman. And, it seemed obvious to me that she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

I would like for everybody to get out to a club to see Brea perform, meet her in person, and lend her their support at their earliest convenience. I do believe that Brea will develop into an excellent feature dancer given a little bit of time and experience. Hey, I already feel that she does a good job, and I plan to see her perform again the next chance I get!

Brea can be ogled at: BreaBennett.com

Felony Foreplay

Friday evening, I went to the Rio Gentlemen's Club to meet Felony Foreplay and to observe the first two of her three shows of the evening.

For her first show of the evening, Felony performed her, "Little Red Riding Hood," show. For this performance, Felony wore a wide, jewel encrusted, choker, a matching bracelet on her right wrist, and matching earrings. She also wore a short, hooded, red cape. Additionally, Felony wore a frilly red mini-dress with black trim. It turned out that the sleeves of the mini-dress were actually separate pieces from the dress and remained on Felony's arms after she removed the dress, at least for a little while. Felony also wore a white, sash-like, ribbon as a belt for the mini-dress. Beneath the mini-dress, Felony wore a white garter on her right thigh, and white bikini panties. On her legs, Felony sported white, knee-length, stockings, and for footwear, she wore a pair of black shoes. The shoes aren't easy to describe. They were high-heeled and platform-soled, but it was as if the heels and soles were all one piece with a big notch cut out to separate the heels from the soles.

Felony opened this show to Sam the Sham's, "Little Red Riding Hood," and followed up with a pop music number I'm not familiar with, then Buckcherry's, "Crazy Bitch," and then one or two other pop music numbers I'm also not familiar with.

At the start of her second show of the evening, Felony wore a wide brimmed black hat and carried a black bull whip onto the stage. She also wore a black, Zorro style, mask. Felony additionally wore a black and gold bustier, a small black cape and black bikini panties. She also wore a pair of shear black hose, the same shoes and the same jewelry. (the shoes and the jewelry looked very good with both costumes. [I really must wonder how many men, other than shoe fetishists, notice or even care what a woman is wearing on her feet.])

Felony performed this second show to pop and rock music.

Felony Foreplay performs so well on stage as the vast majority of the feature dancers I've observed over the years and better than some.

Felony is a lovely dark haired lady with a very appealing body! And, she truly seems to enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans. (I know that Felony, Andy Enomoto, the owner and publisher of, "Private Dancer Magazine," and I had a lot of fun hanging out between shows.)

I do recommend that everybody should get out to a nearby club to see Felony Foreplay perform and to meet her in person at the earliest opportunity that presents itself.

I'm not having any luck finding an official website for Felony, but plenty of good photos of her can be found simply by conducting an Internet search for her name and by going to ContinentalAgency.com and Pure-Talent.com.

Alexis Amore

Saturday night, December 15Th, I drove up to the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen's Club to see Alexis Amore. Unfortunately, I got held up and didn't make it to the club until just after Alexis had finished a show, but I stuck around for her final show of the gig.

For her final show, Alexis performed her, "Christmas show." for this show, Alexis wore a small red riding hood trimmed with imitation white fur, a corselet style red top and red bikini bottoms trimmed with a white material and little white balls that hung down from the bottom of the trim material. This white trim affair was placed across the top of the breast cups and along the top front side of her bikini bottoms. Her top had a wide black belt and sprigs of imitation mistletoe on either side of a candy cane positioned between her breasts. Beneath all else, Alexis wore a sheer red garter belt, red fishnet hose, and a pair of red, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

Alexis' music for this performance coincided with the holiday theme. At the end of the show, Alexis passed out candy canes to the tip rail patrons.

As I have said many times before, Alexis is a very hot looking woman. And, she is very friendly, intelligent, well-spoken, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

As I have also said quite a few times now, Alexis is well worth the drive to a nearby, or a not so nearby, club to see her perform and to meet her in person. If fact, she is, in my opinion, a must see!

Check Alexis out at: ClubAlexis.com

After saying goodnight to Alexis, I returned to the Rio. I just missed Felony's final show, but then, I never thought I would be able to make it to the club in time to catch her last show. I did get to speak with her for a few minutes however.

The weekend of December twentieth through the twenty-second, I had intended to go to the downtown Los Angeles Spearmint Rhino on Thursday to observe the one night only, "Pornstar Extravaganza," where I would have been able to say hello to Courtney Cummz and Katja Kassin, and to finally meet Alektra Blue! I had intended to spent Friday night at the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino with Nikki Benz. I would have spent Saturday night at the Fantasy Castle, in Signal Hill, with Angelica Wild. Unfortunately, after driving to Quartzsite, Arizona, to meet my son and ride back with him, then going trucking with my son in the cold, wet, weather all day and part of the night on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, I was too sick to go anywhere that weekend. (My apologies to all of the ladies, including Julia Ann who was dancing at the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino. I had hoped to work the weekend out in such a manner as to enable me to drive out to Oxnard to also see Julia Ann.)

This week, apparently because of the fact that the week falls between Christmas and New Year, there are no feature dancers appearing anywhere in Southern California that I am aware of.

So, everybody have a great week, stay safe, and live life as if there were no tomorrow! We should all meet back here the next time for further discussions of gorgeous, sexy, women!

Bonne Année,
Myles Shaffer