Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Thursday evening, December 6Th, since I had been feeling somewhat tired all day, I decided that I simply didn't feel like leaving the house. Because there were only two feature dancers appearing between Santa Barbara and my house during this particular weekend, I could afford to stay home and get some rest, so I did.

Having explained that, I will now move on to discussing the two ladies I did see during the remainder of the weekend.

Nautica Thorn

Friday, December 7Th, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club to spend some time with Nautica Thorn.

Because my schedule got all balled up, naturally, I just missed Nautica's first show of the evening. However, I did catch her still on the floor for her first signing; therefore, I was able to spend some time chatting with her.

For her second show on this night, Nautica performed her, "Innocent Girl," show. For this particular show, she wore a white headband that went over the top of her head, and a yellow and white checkered mini-dress. The dress had very short, puffy, sleeves and a somewhat ruffled looking bodice. (I really don't know exactly how to describe the bottom portion of the dress. I'm beginning to think I need to read up on female clothing designs.) Beneath the dress, Nautica wore a crinoline petticoat decorated with a good amount of small silvery sequins. Under everything else, Nautica wore a white bra and a pair of white bikini panties that had ruffled trim around the top and the leg holes. Nautica also wore a pair of white, knee-high, stockings and a pair of white, stiletto-heeled, platform-souled, shoes. As accessories to her costume, Nautica wore a thin, white, cloth choker around her neck and a ruffled white garter around her right thigh.

For her final show of the evening, Nautica wore what has to be the world's shortest kimono. The kimono was basically black with wide stripes of pink trim and decorated with Japanese-style multi-colored floral designs. Beneath the kimono, Nautica wore a black bra and a pair of black bikini panties that matched the kimono in that they were both decorated with the same floral designs and with pink bows. And last, Nautica wore a pair of black, knee-length, fishnet hose and a pair of black, stiletto-heeled, platform-soled shoes.

Nautica performed both of the shows I observed to rock music.

Ms. Thorn performs so well on stage as the majority of feature dancers I've seen over the years, and better than several I've seen.

During Nautica's second show of the evening, there were four young female fans sitting together at the tip rail. These ladies' breasts ranged from nice to huge.

Now while Nautica's interaction with the tip rail customers is generally somewhat conservative, during this show, she decided to have a little fun with those four ladies. So, Nautica went back and forth a couple of times playing with the breasts of the four ladies and making comparisons. When she had finished playing with the four ladies breasts, she got a good laugh from the crowd, when she unexpectedly reached out and tweaked the nipples of a man who was sitting to the right of the ladies.

Nautica Thorn is one half Japanese, one quarter Puerto Rican, and one quarter native Hawaiian. That combination makes for one very cute and extremely sexy looking young lady!

I suppose the fact that Nautica grew up in the Hawaiian Islands is why she is so friendly as all the other Hawaiians I have had the pleasure of meeting.

Nautica is also smart, very well spoken, and she takes great delight in meeting and chatting with her fans.

Naturally, I am going to recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a club to see Nautica perform and to meet her in person. I can't see how anybody could possibly be disappointed that they did so!

Nautica can be visited at: EnterNautica.com and NauticaThornXXX.com

Alexis Amore

Saturday, December 8Th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Alexis Amore, "The Peruvian Princess," and to observe both of her shows.

For her first show, Alexis wore an olive drab top that didn't quite cover the bottoms of her breasts. She also wore an army camouflage mini-skirt. Beneath the skirt and the top, Alexis wore a small black thong, a black lace garter belt, a pair of black fishnet hose, and a pair of black, platform-soled, stiletto-heeled shoes.

Here is a good example of what Alexis' interaction with the customers is like. During her first show, she separated a tip rail customer from his tee-shirt and put if on herself. She then proceeded to wipe her crotch front and back with it, then tossed it into the face of another costumer. Amusingly enough, that costumer refused to return said tee-shirt to its rightful owner until after Alexis' show had ended, all in good fun, of course.

Alexis ended this show by tossing several 8X10s and one of her DVDs out to the customers.

During her final show of the gig, Alexis wore a small red riding hood that was trimmed with imitation white fur. Additionally, she wore a corselet style red top and red bikini bottoms. The top was trimmed with a white material that had little white balls hanging from the bottom of the trim material. This trim configuration was located across the top of the breast cups and along the top front side of the bikini bottoms. (This white trim reminded me of the eaves of the roof of a snow covered house.) the top also had sprigs of imitation mistletoe on either side of a candy cane between her breasts. Alexis also wore a wide black belt. To finish out the costume, she wore a sheer red garter belt, a pair of red fishnet hose and a pair of clear plastic, stiletto- heeled, platform-soled shoes. (Since I am aware of the fact that there is no Santa Claus, Alexis can put on this outfit and come down my chimney any time she likes. Of course, that might be a bit hard to explain to certain people.)

At the end of this show, Alexis again tossed out several 8X10s. She also pulled a female customer up onto the stage and played around with her before stuffing a magazine down the front of her pants. Alexis then finished the show by giving a candy cane to each and everyone of the tip rail costumers.

Alexis performed both of her shows to rock music.

Alexis is another lady who does a very good job on stage. And, she is also a smart, well spoken, and very friendly lady, to say nothing of being hotter than a two dollar pistol! Alexis is also another lady who enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Yes, of course I recommend a trip to a nearby club to see Alexis perform and to meet her in person at the earliest convenience.

Alexis can be seen at: ClubAlexis.com

Okay good people, that will do it for another week. Let us all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow.

Joyeux Noël et Bonne Année,
Myles Shaffer