Okay, fuckin' unbelievable. In the last week, the following stupid things have happened...

- Gave my 88 year old Grandma my old computer. Hard drive NOT cleaned. Computer filled with porn, including nekkies of myself, Dick Tracy, Cole Davis, my video store clerk Gerald and Brutal Metal the cum-for-distance photo glazer. My aunt Carole was cleaning it (I don't think they got a complete eyeful) and my husband had to give her my password, which was FUCKO. Oh, yeah, the footage of Mark Davis' on film back injury while doing a Sex & Submission shoot - on there.

- While [I was out interviewing] my babysitter had to remove Deep Throat from the DVD player to watch "Nemo" with my daughter. She didn't say anything, she's 15, a neighbor, and her Dad works for the Prison System.

- Lastly, I just discovered that I left my clipboard in the pediatrician's exam room. It has the printed pages for Chanta's domme/rigging site, Twisted Factory's FAQ, and my interview notes for Rob Rotten, Marcus London, and Chanta. And my daughter's immunization card.

This is funny, right?

[Yes, this is funny as long as it happens to someone else! Welcome to my world. -Ed.]