Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. Allow me to go straight to the job of reporting on a couple of recent, extremely fun, events.

P.A.W. Bare Bowling

Sunday, September 2ND, I drove out to my editor-in-chief's place in Simi Valley. After helping him load his portable lap dance booth into his car, I loaded Destiny B. Wilde and her partner, Mandy, into my car and we all went to the P.A.W Bare Bowling Event. (the event was held at a bowling alley in the San Fernando Valley. Per the agreement between the bowling alley and P.A.W., the name of the alley can not be revealed.)

This was the second year that Bare Bowling has been held at this location. The event lasted from 6 to 11PM, and was organized by the legendary Bill Margold of Protecting Adult Welfare (P.A.W.) Needless-to-say, Bill was there the entire evening being his usual friendly and charming self.

The event consisted of bowling and mingling between the fans and adult film stars and other members of the adult entertainment industry.

In addition to the bowling and mingling, there was a good sized collection of adult film VHS tapes, DVDs, and adult toys, all of which were reasonably priced. I believe all the VHS tapes and DVDs were each going for a five dollar donation.

The bowling teams were made up of fans and at least one adult entertainment industry person, adult film stars for the most part, per team.

The event was quite successful, and a lot of fun for all involved.

Some of the adult entertainment industry luminaries in attendance were Bill Margold, Steve Nelson, Destiny B. Wilde, Mandy and myself, of course. (Dare I call myself an luminary? Oh what the heck, humor me for once.)

Other XXX adult industry people taking part in the festivities were Tony Batman, Abbey Brooks, Isabella De La Cruz and relative newcomer Miss Kitty.

Additionally, Tee Reel, male talent, producer and director, and adult film stars Emma Cummings, Carmella Diamond, Darryl Hannah, Paulina James, Diamond Jewels and Cara Lott were there.

Also in attendance were adult film stars Misti Love, Mindy Main, Daejha Milan, Brooke Scott, Tianna Taylor and adult model and former Australian Playboy Centerfold, Kaz.

Some other adult entertainment industry personas who were in attendance were adult film stars Kylie Worthy, Jenn X, Slut Extreme Raven and dominatrix Mistress Francine. (Raven also works under another name, but I can't remember it to save my soul. How I wish that I could have kept the excellent memory of my youth throughout my entire life!)

Another young adult film star in attendance was Palinee. Palinee is one of the sexiest Asian-American women it has ever been my pleasure to see! She also has a great sense of humor and knows how to take a joke! What a sweetheart the lady proved to be!

Francheska Chase was there also. This former Budweiser and Coors lady is so new to the business, she hasn't even shot her first film yet. However, that didn't stop a large number of photographers from surrounding her the entire evening.

The event was truly blessed with the attendance of XXX film legend, Anita Cannibal.

Last but certainly not least, another XXX adult film industry luminary in attendance was the incredible Sunny Lane! Sunny arrived fashionably late in a long black limousine. While Sunny didn't bowl this year, she was quite popular and very much in demand by not only the fans but with all the industry photographers in attendance as evidenced by the crowd of people and cameras that surrounded her for almost the entire event.

Hopefully, this successful fund raising bowling party will continue to be held for many more years to come.

The following are websites for some of the adult industry people who were in attendance: TonyBatman.com AbbeyBrooks.org AnitaCannibal.biz DarrylHanah.org PaulinaJamesxxx.com SunnyLanexxx.com CaraLott.com BillMargold.com TiannaTaylor.com

A large number of us went to a Denny's to eat after the event had ended, and Steve and I had broken down the lap dance booth and loaded it back into Steve's car. (Thanks again to the volunteers who helped with the carrying and loading. Thanks also to the gentleman who helped Steve and I assemble the booth. [If my doctor could have seen how much exercise I got thanks to that booth, he would have been so proud of me!]) We were later joined by Ron Hightower.

[In addition to Myles' comments I too would like to thank Ron for helping with a situation that developed and keeping my ladies safe from the scum predators that sometimes lurk among the "kids having fun" as Bill Margold would say. I've known Ron for well over a decade and he has always been a stand up guy who friends can count on when needed. -Ed.]

Pornstar Karaoke

Tuesday evening, September 4Th, I drove up to Burbank and spent a couple of hours hanging out in Sardo's Restaurant for Pornstar Karaoke Club.

While the attendance was good, I didn't know too many of the people, but I made do.

When I first arrived, I found Powder, from Ksexradio.com, hanging around outside the door. After speaking with Powder for a few minutes, the two of us went inside.

Once inside, I found Wankus, formerly of Ksexradio.com, and most recently of PrimeTimeUncensoredTV.com, expertly performing the DJ duties.

The first familiar face I saw after entering was that of Morgen Hagen, the former editor of Busty Beauties Magazine. (I didn't think to ask Morgen whether or not he is still with Hustler Publications.)

The other people that I knew were Tony Batman, from Ksexradio.com, Lexi Lamour and Ethan Cage.

I also saw and spoke with Konnie and Terra. Konnie still didn't remember me. I'm beginning to think she never will, unless I make it a point to attend PSK Club more often. What the heck, I don't mind. When a woman looks so sexy as Konnie does, she doesn't have to remember me, so long as she continues to be around for me to feast my eyes upon!

Getting back to Terra, I met her at this year's P.a.W. Bare Bowling event. Unfortunately, I can't remember to save my soul just want she does. I just know that she works behind the scenes somewhere for somebody. She did tell me at Bare Bowling exactly who she works for and what she does. If I had the memory I possessed thirty years ago, I would be able to remember the information and pass it along. By the way, I'm not even certain I'm spelling her name right, but I hope I am.

One thing I can say about Terra is that she has made a great impression on me both times that we have met now. She is not only a lovely young woman, but she is a sweetheart! She has a great personality and a great sense of humor! I just hope I can be lucky enough to run into her more often in the near future.

One more thing that endears Terra to me is the fact that on this night she introduced me to Jenny Hendrix. My heart felt thanks goes out to Terra for introducing me to Jenny, and to Derek Hay and L. A. Direct Models for finding her. Jenny is a relative newcomer to the adult film industry, and she is smoking hot! Not only is Jenny a beautiful and extremely sexy looking lady, she seems to have a terrific personality! And, she really looked great in the pair of painted on blue jeans she was wearing that night. Those jeans couldn't even quite contain her much to the delight of myself and everybody else who was lucky enough to watch her walking around the room!

Okay, that is it for this article. Everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow! Let's all meet back here the next time and speak of beautiful women.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer