Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here. I really can't think of a single thing to open with, so why don't we go directly to the discussion of beautiful women? That sounds like a plan to me, so let's do it!

Bra Bustin' Bonanza

On the night of Tuesday, July 10, I met up with my editor-in-chief, Steve Nelson, at the Van Nuys Rouge Gentlemen's Club where we hung out and observed the L.a. Direct Models Bra Bustin' Bonanza.

Unfortunately, three of the ladies who were suppose to dance, Carmella Bing, Danielle Derek and Savannah Gold were not able to make it for various reasons. So, the event started off with a performance by Carly Parker. Following shortly after was a performance by Candy Manson. Then, for the grand finale a short time later, Carly and Candy were joined on stage by Eva Angelina and Alexis Silver.

Carly Parker wore a costume which consisted of a large, straw, Mexican sombrero, a white halter with a pink neck strap, a pleated pink skirt that was so short it didn't cover more than half her buns, and lovely buns they are, a white G-string and white, stiletto heeled shoes.

Carly purposely made her show a comical performance, and she was funny. One of the things she did was to load the brim of her sombrero with Virgin Mary automobile air fresheners, condoms, pieces of Mamba candy, and two other types of candy the names of which I can't remember to save my soul. During much of her show, Carly took these items from her sombrero and threw them out to the people in the audience.

Candy Manson wore a costume that consisted of a long sleeved, one piece, legless, orange body suit that zipped up the front. Candy kept the zipper low enough to have the effect of a deeply plunging V-neckline. Beneath the body suit, Candy wore a black latex vinyl bra and pantie set. She also wore black fishnet pantyhose and black, platform soled, stiletto heeled, boots that laced up the front.

At one point in Candy's performance, Carly joined her on stage for a couple of minutes of girl on girl fun and games.

Well into her show, Candy produced two short whip-like things with which she performed a good amount of self-inflicted flagellation upon her crotch.

The grand finale with Carly, Candy, Eva and Alexis came very close to being an all girl orgy, and yes, it was a lot of fun to watch!

In the audience on this night were such luminaries as Eddie Charisma, Myles Long, Derek Hay, Lexxi Tyler and several L.A. Direct Models ladies I have yet to meet.

The following evening, Wankus had four ladies on his PrimeTimeUncencored.com show that I believe I saw at Rouge the night before.

After leaving Rouge, I stopped in at Pornstar Karaoke, at Sardo's Restaurant, in Burbank, where I saw Konnie, Tommy Gunn, Tee Reel and Wankus. Konnie still didn't remember me, and other than Tommy, Tee, and Wankus, there wasn't anybody there that I knew. So, after a short while, and after saying hello to Tommy and Wankus, I headed on home. (Tee disappeared, before I got a chance to say hello to him.)

I can't seem to locate an official website for Carly Parker. However, she can be seen at: CarlyParker.net and LADirectModels.com/girl.php?girl=Carly%20Parker

Some of the other people's websites are:
CandyManson.com
MySpace.com/CandyMansonXXX
LADirectModels.com/girl.php?girl=Candy%20Manson
AlexisSilver.com
LADirectModels.com/girl.php?girl=Alexis%20Silver
EvaAngelinaonline.com
LexxiTyler.com
TommyGunnXXX.com
MySpace.com/TeeReel

Nikki Benz

Friday night, July 13Th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to say hello to Nikki Benz and to observe her first show of the evening.

Unfortunately, I ran a little bit late. (I know, so what else is new?). By the time I got to the club, Nikki was already on stage doing her Army woman show, and she was already down to her fingerless, shear, black gloves that went up to half way between her elbows and shoulders, a black G-string, black fishnet hose, and mid-thigh high shiny, black, platform soled, stiletto heeled boots.

Nikki always does good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail, and she performs quite well.

Nikki performed the one show I saw to rock music.

Nikki Benz is a lovely, intelligent, friendly woman who is a very good conversationalist. She also has a good sense of humor and enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Nikki is most definitely worth the drive to a nearby club to see her perform and to meet her in person; therefore, nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to see her.

Nikki can be ogled at: NikkiBenz.com

Andi Sue Irwin

After saying good night to Nikki Benz and excusing myself, I fractured a good number of speed laws in order to get to the Rio Gentlemen's Club sixty-three miles across San Bernardino and Los Angeles Counties.

The feature originally scheduled to appear at the Rio on this weekend was Brandi Morgan. However, because of an emergency, Brandi had to cancel and was replaced by former Penthouse Pet of the Year, Andi Sue Irwin.

At last, I finally got to meet Andi Sue and observe one of her shows. Andi Sue and I have been passing in the night, so to speak, for several years now. Every time she has come to town, I have found out about it too late, or there have been entirely too many features in town to see in three nights. While I really hate it, when that happens, I am forced to prioritize. Whenever that is the case, the last ladies on the list are the ones I've never met. I have a distinct tendency to put people I already know ahead of total strangers, even if they are beautiful women. (Now that I have had the pleasure of finally meeting Andi Sue, I somewhat regret having kept her on the back burner for so long!)

Andi Sue's costume for the one show I saw consisted of a black bra with gold scrolling like trim, a long, almost floor length, black skirt-like affair with the same type of gold trim, a black G-string, and knee high, black, platform soled, stiletto heeled boots that laced up the front.

Andi Sue performed this show to pop and rock music. And, toward the end of the show, she did a hot candle wax bit.

Andi Sue is a very good performer, and her interaction with the tip rail customers is very good indeed.

As a feature dancer, Andi Sue is right up there with some of the best I've ever seen. I myself can hardly wait for an opportunity to see her perform again!

I found the beautiful Andi Sue to be an intelligent, friendly, charming, very personable and very well spoken southern lady originally from Atlanta, Georgia. Not only is Andi Sue all of the aforementioned, but she seems to truly enjoy meeting and chatting with her fans.

I do recommend that nobody should ever pass up an opportunity to go to a club to see Andi Sue perform and to meet her in person. She is an entertaining lady to say the least. But, people should hurry. I have been led to believe that Andi Sue may be planning to retire soon.

While I have been unsuccessful in locating an official website for Andi Sue, an Internet search should turn up plenty of websites which contain good photos of her.

Alexis Amore

Saturday night, July 14Th, I drove up to the Blue Zebra Cabaret, in North Hollywood, to say hello to Alexis Amore and to observe one of her shows. Actually, I would have made it in time to catch both of her shows on this evening had a couple of people not decided to run over each other on the 101 Freeway in the Lankershim off-ramp area. Hey, it could have been worse. Just as I was in the process of working my way around the accident site, I realized that there weren't any vehicles coming from behind me. I glanced into my rear-view mirror and saw a California Highway Patrol cruiser running a traffic break behind me.

As it was, I arrived at the club shortly after Alexis had performed her first show and had come out onto the floor to do her meet and greet.

For her final show of this booking, Alexis wore a halter top that had lacing between the breast cups, and a very small bikini bra underneath She also wore skin tight short-shorts, beneath which she wore a thong. All the aforementioned costume pieces where made of black latex vinyl, I think. I don't know if something was wrong with the stage lighting or what. I just know that it was very difficult to see much of anything clearly. Alexis also wore black fishnet hose, and what amounted to black, very high topped, platform soled, high heeled shoes that laced up the front.

Getting back to the stage lighting, the stage area was so dark, until about the middle of the show, I thought Alexis was wearing mid-thigh high boots.

Alexis performed this show to pop and rock music, and she performed very well on stage, as always. Plus, her interaction with the tip rail patrons was excellent, as it always is.

In my book, Alexis is an absolute must see; therefore, I do not want anybody to ever pass up an opportunity to get out to a nearby club, or a not so nearby club for that matter, to see Alexis perform and to meet her in person.

Alexis is a very sexy lady. She is smart, has a great sense of humor, is a very good conversationalist, and she truly enjoys meeting and chatting with her fans.

Did I happen to mention that Alexis is a very dear friend of mine? Well, I'm proud to say that she is!

Pay Alexis a visit at: ClubAlexis.com

I had intended to divide my Saturday evening between the Blue Zebra and the Van Nuys Rouge, where Nina Mercedez was supposed to be feature dancing. However, when I called the Van Nuys Rouge on Friday, I was told that Mercedez had been canceled, and nobody seemed to know why. So, I spent the entire evening at the Blue Zebra.

I later learned, after it was entirely too late, that Mercedez had not been canceled. Lucy Lee had canceled at the downtown Los Angeles Rouge, and it was decided that Mercedez's booking should be moved to the L. A. Rouge.

I know this to be true, because I have since spoken with a couple of acquaintances who saw Mercedez perform at the L. A. Rouge during this weekend, and I have also spoken with the management of the L. A. Rouge who also confirmed the information.

Needless-to-say, I am not very happy about this whole thing. Mercedez is one of my dearest friends, and I don't ever miss a chance to spend time with her at a club if I can possibly help it.

Well good people, this brings us to a close once again. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of beautiful, sexy, women. Until then, everybody have a great week, stay safe, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer