Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour mon amis! Comment ca va? Myles Shaffer here.

XXXena

Thursday evening, June 21st, I went to the downtown Los Angeles Rouge Gentlemen's Club to say hello to XXXena and to observe both of her shows.

Even though it has been several years since I have seen XXXena, she remembered me instantly.

For her first show of the evening, XXXena wore a long sleeved midriff jacket and long pants, both of which were covered with red sequins and trimmed with racing patches. The pants had narrow white strips made of sequins on the outside of the leg. There was some lettering I couldn't make out on the front of the legs. Beneath the jacket and pants, XXXena wore a red bra and thong pantie set also covered with red and white sequins. The bra and panties matched the outer costume. Beneath the panties, she wore a red G-string the front of which was black and white checked much like a checkered racing flag. For footwear, she wore what I probably should call very high topped shoes rather than boots. They were black, laced up the front, and had platform soles and stiletto heels.

At the last of the show, XXXena had a customer come onto the stage and lie down. She then had him hold a nine inch dildo, then a fourteen inch dildo, followed by an eighteen inch dildo. She had the customer rub some type of lotion onto the dildos and then deep throated each one right down to the sword-like handle. After the deep throat demonstration, XXXena ended the show by throwing 8X10s out to the customers.

For her final show of the evening, XXXena wore a black bra, the cups of which was covered with shiny metal studs. She also wore a black thong trimmed with lines of shiny metal studs. Over the thong, she wore a skirt-like piece that was open in the front. On her legs, she wore black fishnet stockings and what appeared to be the same footwear as in the first show.

To end this show, XXXena had a dancer named Katanya lie down on the stage and hold and lubricate a fourteen inch dildo, which she promptly deep throated. She then once again ended the show by throwing out some more 8X10s.

XXXena performed both shows to rock music , and, as most might guess, she committed extremely good interaction with the denizens of the tip rail.

XXXena is a lovely and very sexy lady who is well spoken, smart, has a good sense of humor, and likes to meet her fans.

Also, XXXena is a very good and entertaining performer who is well worth a trip to a local club to see her perform and to meet her in person.

She can be checked out at: XXXena.com

Nina Mercedez

The good news, at least for me, is the fact that I had intended to go on out to the Oxnard Spearmint Rhino from Van Nuys to see Nina Mercedez from the get go. So, I didn't waste any extra fuel by going to Van Nuys. Of course, if I had known how things were going to turn out, I could have gotten another three or four hours of much needed sleep.

As it was, I had fully intended to stay for at least two of Mercedez's three shows on this night. However, by the time she had finished her first show and signing, I was in much worse shape than I thought I was going to be at that time of night. I was completely exhausted. So, I apologized to Mercedez and said goodnight. She told me she understood, and that I should by all means hit the road for home while I could still stay awake to drive.

For the one show I did see, Mercedez performed her jungle show. For this show, she wears a multicolored feather headdress with an imitation human skull in the front, a gold colored choker, a black bra trimmed with lines of gold sequins and imitation fur, and a multitude of black strings, each of which has a bone attached. She also wears a loincloth affair that is made of bone similar to a Native American breast plate and trimmed with wide strips of gold sequins and imitation fur. Next, she wears black armbands trimmed with a few sequins and having two strings with a piece of bone at the end. Beneath the loincloth affair, she wears a black thong trimmed with imitation fur and gold sequins. Additionally, she wears black leggings that cover her calves from her ankles almost to her knees. The leggings are decorated with thin lines of gold sequins around the top and bottom edges. They also have a couple of strings with a piece of bone on each hanging from each legging. For footwear with this costume, Mercedez wears what comes closer to being platform soled, stiletto heeled sandals than shoes.

Gianna Lynn was in the club for Mercedez's first show. At one point, Mercedez pulled Gianna up onto the stage for a few moments of girl on girl fun and games, and absolutely nobody seemed to mind in the least.

This show was performed to rock music which Mercedez obviously selected for the jungle drum-like beat in keeping with the theme of her show.

Mercedez is one of the most beautiful and sexiest women I have ever had the extreme pleasure of knowing, and she is intelligent, friendly, and a very good conversationalist. She is also one of the top feature entertainers in the business today and an absolute must see! Do not allow an opportunity to go to a club to see Mercedez perform and to meet her in person slip away!

This goddess of a woman can be seen at: NinaMercedezXXX.com

Erotica-LA

Saturday, June 23rd, I attended Erotica-LA from approximately 12:30PM until 8:30PM. While there at Erotica-LA, I saw and spoke with many people I know or have at least met before including: Aubrey Adams, Alexis Amore, Michele Avanti, Nyomi Banxxx, Belladonna, Abbey Brooks, Anita Cannibal, Courtney Cummz, Gwen Diamond, Lucy Fire, Gia Givanna, Tommy Gunn and Nina Hartley.

Additionally, I saw and/or spoke with: Jenna Jameson (I didn't see Jenna until I was leaving, and there was such a large crowd of photographer wannabes ganged around in front of her, I didn't have the time to attempt to get over to her to say hello), Paulina James, Jesse Jane, Jenaveve Jolie, Kayla Kupcakes, Kaylani Lei, Gianna Lynn, Gina Lynn, Kelly Madison, Bill Margold, Nina Mercedez, Trina Michaels and Minka.

I also saw and spoke with: my editor-in-chief Steve Nelson, Tera Patrick, Penna Piererra, formerly known as Lori Alexia, Powder, of KSEXRadio.com, RayVeness, Tee Reel, Lisa Sparxxx, Nautica Thorn, Victoria Valentino, Echo Valley, Wankus, Tyla Wynn and Jen X.

I also met and spoke with for the first time: Jennah Adams (Jennah made a great impression on me.), Kaylani Cream, Claudia Downs, Kate Frost, Gianna, Kandi Hart, Lux Kassidy, Charlie Laine, Anjelica Lauren, Alexis Love, Sinnamon Love and Shay Lynn.

I additionally met and spoke with for the first time: Kayla Marie, Cindy Pucci, Victoria Sinn, Elizabeth Starr, Alexis Texass, Staci Thorn and Hillary Scott. (I didn't see Hillary in her booth. I stumbled across her as she was walking toward her booth on her way back from wherever. I noticed her name tag and asked, "Hillary?" She said, "Yes." I then asked, "How are you doing?" She said, "Fine," and hustled away. Given her haste and her tone, I just hope she felt that she was engaged in an urgent rush. Otherwise, I would have to think that she is a bit short on personality! [I'm more accustomed to getting that sort of a reaction from ordinary, very paranoid, Jane Does on the street who don't know how to take a compliment.] I hope my feelings about this brief encounter are completely unfounded, but in the meantime, I am not going to bend over backwards to meet her again. If I run into her somewhere in the future, I'll give it another shot just in case I am wrong. I do believe in giving people a second chance as a general rule. However, no one should ever expect a third chance from me. I'm not a fool; therefore, I only give people two tries.)

Regan Anthony and Donna Doll

I left Erotica-LA at 8:30PM and drove up to the new Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club, in North Hollywood, and met up with my editor-in-chief, Steve Nelson, for the grand opening party. (This club is the former Pink Diamonds.) Both Regan Anthony and Donna Doll feature danced for the grand opening. Although, the ladies did not dance as a duo. Regan performed one show, and Donna performed two shows. (I for one would have liked to see them perform together. I think they would make a good duo.)

Donna performed first, then Regan second. After Regan's show, Donna did a second show, of course.

For her first time on stage, Donna performed her nurse show wearing a white nurse's cap with a red line across it made of red sequins and a row of little red stars above the red line. Next, she wore a deep V-neck, very short, nurse's uniform dress made of latex vinyl with a red cross within a red circle on the back. It also had a red circle containing a red cross over her left breast and some lettering. (I think the lettering might have said Donna Doll, but I couldn't tell from where I was sitting.) There were also two large pockets on the front and down at the bottom of the dress. The pockets each had a large red cross in the center of them. Donna also wore sheer white stockings and white stiletto heeled shoes. Beneath her dress, Donna wore a bra and thong set. The bra's straps were covered in red sequins and the cups were covered in white sequins with a large red cross on each cup. Her thong was covered with white sequins and had a stripe made of red sequins that went all the way around and a large red cross in the middle of the front of the thong.

Toward the end of this show, Donna's able assistant set up a small wading pool and a portable shower assembly thing made out of plastic duct pipe. Once everything was set up, Donna took a mini-shower and right at the end of the shower segment several pyrotechnical devices went off showering sparks everywhere. (This may have contributed to the fact that now that the old Pink Diamonds has become the newest Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club, the club is so hot the fire department had to come out twice during this evening! Actually, the fog machine somehow set the fire alarm off one time, and I think Donna's shower and pyrotechnics most likely set off the fire alarm the second time. I have to wonder whether or not the L. A. fire department might have been getting a little irritated before the evening was over. Though, I don't think the responding firefighters minded all that much. As they were leaving the second time, I said to one of the firemen, "I bet this beats your usual run of the mill false alarm doesn't it?" He responded with, "You got that right!"

Donna performed this show to rock music.

For her one show, Regan Anthony's costume consisted of a floor length black latex vinyl gown with a high stand up bat wing-like collar and a red lacing in the front, a black corset-like piece, and a black bra, the breast cups of which were covered with silver sequins. It additionally consisted of black latex vinyl extremely short shorts, a black latex vinyl thong, black fishnet stockings, a black garter belt, and knee high, platform soled, stiletto heeled, black boots that laced up the front.

During the show, Donna Doll came onto the stage for some fun and games with Regan. A little later in the show, a house dancer called Olivia came onto the stage and played well with Regan. Finally, Regan ended the show with a very sexy lotion bit.

Regan performed This show to rock music.

For the final show of the evening, Donna wore a costume which consisted of a black somewhat see through cape, a black latex vinyl bustier, the breast cups of which were completely covered with silver colored studs, a black latex vinyl thong with a good sized triangular shaped, silver colored, metal piece attached to the front and a small silver colored metal triangle attached on the back were the thong formed a Tee. The thong was decorated with lines of silver colored metal studs. Donna also wore stiletto heeled black latex vinyl boots that came up to about five inches above the knees and laced up the front.

Donna ended this show by spinning, frolicking, splashing and bathing in a large, clear plastic bowl and with pyrotechnics going off at more or less the same time.

I wasn't expecting the pyrotechnics to go off quite as soon as they did. The first batch went off with a bang and just about gave me a heart attack. The second round was two pots both of which shot huge, tall, flames into the air, the heat of which I could feel from where I was sitting.

Once again, Donna performed to rock music.

Donna and Regan are both lovely women with great looking bodies. They both perform exceptionally well and put on great shows, especially when they are in clubs where they can use all of their props and everything in their bags of tricks in order to entertain the troops.

Both of these ladies are intelligent, very friendly, well spoken, and they have very good senses of humor. Also, they truly enjoy meeting and chatting with their fans.

If anybody ever gets an opportunity to go to a club to see either of these ladies perform and to meet them in person, they should take full advantage of said opportunity by all means.

Donna can be visited at: XXXDonnaDoll.com

Regan doesn't seem to have an official website at this time. At least I haven't been able to locate one. However, photos of her can be found at: Pure-Talent.com/Regan_Anthony_credits.htm

The time spend at Silver Reign was practically a virtual who's who in the adult industry before the evening was over. In addition to myself and Steve Nelson, Andy Enomoto, Private Dancer Magazine, Gary Gottlieb, of Stiletto Magazine and Liquid Ice, Adrianna, a lovely female photographer from Stiletto Magazine, Tony Batman, Alexis Amore, Alexis' boyfriend, Jerry, Alexis' mother, and the mother's fiance, Ron, were all there. Lexi Tyler was also there for a while.

All in all, it was a great evening. I would like to extend a huge thank you to Keith, the general manager, the house dancers, the waitresses and the rest of the staff, all of whom went out of their way and bent over backwards to make certain that Steve and I had a great time. They took care of our every need.

Since I only went to Pink Diamonds two or three times, and hadn't been there for quite some time, I really couldn't tell if the Silver Reign people have done any remodeling or not. However, I don't think anything about the club has been changed. Although, remodeling really isn't needed. It was and still is a better than average looking club.

On the night we were there, the club had a house dancer named Penelope. The young woman is so good on stage as a large majority of the features I have seen and better than several. This young lady is a cross between a ballerina and a contortionist and she does very good pole work. All in all, she is one of the best dancers I have ever seen bar none!

Also, during my time at the club, a lovely Hispanic dancer called Ginger chatted with me a number of times and was a great help in filling in the slower parts of the evening. Ginger also looked very good on stage. I hope to see Ginger again in the near future. Who knows, I might even see what I can do about purchasing a dance with her. She does have my perverted curiosity aroused!

Well folks, that brings us to a close one more time. Let's all meet back here the next time to continue the discussion of gorgeous women. Until then, everybody stay safe, have a great week, and live life as if there were no tomorrow!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer