June 02, 2005 12:00am
MWA: Leslie Wells Revisited in New Orleans
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Bonjour mon amis! Myles Shaffer here. Unfortunately, I'm back home again. It is nice to be home, but it is always a bummer to have to leave New Orleans. Of course, it is always a bummer to run out of money far from home, also! Therefore, here I am. Myles' Weekend Adventures:
On Wednesday evening, May 25th, my brother, who is currently working on a construction job in Moultrie, Georgia, and his wife joined us in New Orleans for our last two days there. Yes, we had a lot of fun together. After all, we were in Naw'lins, "The Party Capitol of the World."
Leslie Wells Revisited
Thursday evening, May 26th, after dinner at, "Michaul's On St. Charles," I took my brother to the Gold Club to see and meet Leslie Wells. (He was duly impressed with Leslie's beauty and equally impressed with her stage performance.)
Unfortunately, since we both had to get up early and hit the road the next morning, my brother and I were only able to stay for Leslie's first show of the evening. Fortunately, it was one of her funniest shows.
After the D. J. had finished Leslie's intro, he said something along the lines of, "Wait a minute, I just got word that Leslie Wells will not be able to appear this evening due to being very sick. However, Leslie has provided her own replacement. Leslie's grandmother, Ms. Mary Edith Wells has graciously volunteered to fill in." He then introduced the, "Grandmother," as a former burlesque star and 1953 Playboy Playmate.
Once the intro was finished, and the music started, Leslie hobbled out onto the stage with a cane and dressed as an elderly woman. If a person had never seen Leslie in person, and especially if they were not sitting right at the edge of the stage, they might not even realize that it was Leslie under that costume.
The details of the show are too many to describe, but take my word for it, the show got a lot of laughs. Of course, once the outer layers of the costume had been shed, anybody other than a blind man could clearly see why Leslie is known as, "Every Man's Fantasy!" Leslie is an extremely beautiful woman with a body to die for. Many women long to have a body such as Leslie's. I can't think of a single heterosexual male who wouldn't love to have Leslie's body for his own personal plaything. I am just as certain that this applies to many lesbians and bi-sexual women, also.
If my readers never saw any other feature dancer, they would definitely be missing out, if they did not take advantage of an opportunity to see Leslie Wells perform and meet her in person. She is just as beautiful inside as she is outside! Obviously, I think the world of Leslie, and I just love her to pieces. In fact, I love all of her various pieces! She is one of my dearest friends.
This evening, I met another sweetheart of a dancer named, "Lacy." Lacy is pretty, and has a nice looking body. She is intelligent, has a great sense of humor, and she is a very good conversationalist. If any of my readers ever find themselves in the New Orleans Gold Club, be certain to look around for Lacy, check her out, and maybe even purchase a lap dance from her. I seriously doubt that anybody would regret doing so.
After leaving New Orleans on Friday morning, May 27th, we went to Northeastern Oklahoma for my high school class reunion and alumni banquet.
On the way home, we got a wild hair and made a detour to Laughlin, Nevada, where we spent last Monday night at Harrah's. My executive vice-president in charge of back seat driving whiled away her time playing the slots, while I ate like a pig at the buffet and rested.
Well folks, I believe I have rambled on long enough considering the fact that I really didn't have anything important to say in the first place; therefore, I will bid you all a fond adieu until next week.
Bonsoir et au revoir,