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May 15, 2005 04:37am
MWA: Lovette; Kelly Erikson, Shy Love; Cindy Crawford; Vanessa Blue, Carmen Hayes, Lori Alexia
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour! Myles Shaffer here. Now then, let us speak of beautiful women!


Thursday, May 12th, I went to the Rio Gentleman's Club to see Lovette.

Lovette is a lovely woman with long, blonde, hair and a very voluptuous body. In a word, she looks great in the nude! (Okay, so it was four words. Give me a break. Okay?)

Lovette is also a friendly lady with a very good personality.

While I only stayed for one show, it was a great one, as usual. Lovette's costumes are, as a general rule, quite elaborate, colorful, and very sexy. Her music is always good and appropriate. Also, this lady does an excellent job of performing on stage, and her interaction with the tip rail patrons is fantastic, especially when she does a ride for five, which is often!

Lovette has many shows in her repertoire, and they are all very entertaining. I was fortunate in that the one show I saw was a fire show. Yes, Lovette is another fire eating, fire breathing feature, and she is very good at doing fire shows! In fact, she is very good at performing all of her shows, and I have seen several since first meeting Lovette. (My first meeting with Lovette is a long story, the telling of which is best left to another time.)

I highly recommend that my readers do not pass up an opportunity to meet Lovette and see her perform. They will not be disappointed. In fact, why not start bugging the owners and managers of the local clubs immediately? Demand that they book Lovette to feature ASAP.

Lovette can be checked out at: LovetteXXX.com

Kelly Erikson & Shy Love

Friday, May 13th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to see a duo act consisting of Kelly Erikson and Shy Love.

Kelly is the taller of the two with long blonde hair. Shy, while not all that small, is the more petite of the pair and has long, brunette hair. Both ladies have very good and sexy looking bodies.

While I was only able to stay for one show, I was extremely impressed with the ladies' performances. Their costumes were identical, and while rather simple, they were never-the-less very effective and quite sexy looking.

The ladies gave a very good performance. In fact, they performed so well together as many duo acts who have been performing together for several years!

Their show, for all intents and purposes, was virtually a girl on girl sex show complete with everything from fondling to spanking! The show was most definitely a turn-on. Their interaction with randomly selected tip rail patrons was more than adequate.

In the short time I was able to speak with the ladies, they both struck me as being very friendly, intelligent and well spoken. I also strongly suspect that the ladies both have very good senses of humor.

I highly recommend that my alleged readers begin the process of bugging the owners and managers of their local clubs to book Kelly Erikson and Shy Love, especially as a duo act, immediately, if not sooner! And, if the ladies do get a booking at a local club, do not fail to go see and meet these lovely women. I do not believe anybody would be disappointed.

When I told Kelly who I was, and that I write this column, she immediately claimed that she reads my column almost every week. My paranoia immediately said, "Yeah, right!", while on the other hand, my ego said, "Really?!" I do believe I will take Kelly at her word. After all, it feels good to know that my writing isn't completely wasted time. Thank you very much, Kelly!

Kelly can be seen at: TC.Kelly-E.com

Shy can be checked out at: ShyLoveXXX.com

Cindy Crawford

Saturday afternoon, May 14th, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to catch the matinee show of Cindy Crawford.

Since I have written about Cindy twice within the last seven months, I'll keep this short and just say that, Cindy is beautiful, friendly, very loving, performs very well on stage, and does an excellent job of interacting with the tip rail customers.

If any of my readers get a chance to see and meet Cindy Crawford in person, do so. Otherwise, once I die, I will come back to haunt you all. If my readers think I'm hard to put up with in life, just wait until they get a load of me as an angry spirit! Just kidding. I have no intention of ever dying. I'm having too much fun eating, breathing, and getting hugs and kisses from beautiful women such as Cindy... especially Cindy!

Cindy's official website URL should be: CindyCrawfordXXX.com However, when I attempted to open her website, I got a different page that said her site is experiencing technical difficulties. Maybe the problem will have been eradicated by the time this column hits the front page. I certainly hope so.

Vanessa Blue, Carmen Hayes & Lori Alexia

Saturday night, May 14th, I went to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to see an adult film star extravaganza which starred Vanessa Blue, Carmen Hayes and Lori Alexia, three very lovely, sexy, African American adult film stars with great looking bodies. All three of these ladies are friendly, well spoken, and a lot of fun to chat with.

Vanessa took the stage first, and she performed very well. In fact, I was quite surprised, when she told me that she had never feature danced before. Her costume was somewhat simple, yet very sexy. Her performance was extremely sensual, and her interaction with just about every customer at the tip rail was excellent!

Carmen was the second lady to take the stage. Once again, while somewhat simple, Carmen's costume was quite sexy. The lady's stage performance was so good as many of the features I have seen dance, and definitely better than a few I've seen. Her interaction with the customers left nothing to be desired.

Third to take the stage was Lori Alexia, whom I've known for approximately two years now. My apologies to Vanessa and Carmen, but I think they would both agree that Lori's stage performance definitely made her the evening's headliner! Lori has been a feature dancer for a few years now, before recently moving to Los Angeles from her native Memphis, Tennessee, and entering the adult film industry; therefore, Lori is first and foremost a showgirl. In fact, Lori is one of the best feature performers it has ever been my pleasure to observe in action. Lori's costumes and stage props are extremely elaborate, colorful and sexy. Her shows are very energetic, including back flips, head stands, hand stands, and hand walking! Lori does a terrific job of interacting with the tip rail customers.

The grand finale this evening was when all three ladies took the stage at the same time. It was wild, too say the least!

Oh yes, all three ladies used a very good and quite appropriate musical selection for their individual shows.

All three of these ladies are well worth a trip to a local club to see and meet them! In fact, I strongly suggest that my readers start doing whatever it takes to get their local clubs to book any of these three ladies for feature gigs!

Vanessa can be seen at: VanessaBlue.com Check Lori out at: LoriAlexia.com

Unfortunately, I can't seem to locate an active website for Carmen Hayes. However, pictures of her can be found all over the Internet.

I won't be writing for a while, because I am leaving the state tomorrow, and I won't be back any earlier than the evening of the 31st. (if my information is correct, a feature I have known for several years will be performing at a club in one of my destination cities; therefore, I plan to show up one evening and surprise the living daylights out of her! If all works out, I may write my shortest column ever before the month is over, assuming I can get to a working computer.) So, until I return, take care all.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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