August 02, 2000 04:00am
Liz Hurley: '[Sex with Hugh Grant] has been less than adequate...'
Source: Jane
by: Company Press Release
(NEW YORK, NY) -- Her perfection will stop you in your tracks, her sex appeal is undeniable, but Elizabeth Hurley suffers from the same injustices in the bedroom as any woman. From sleeping in the wet spot to her new single status, Liz spills all of her dirty little bedroom secrets while taking JANE's Extra-Personal-Sex-Test in the (new) September issue. Gracing the cover in a sexual pose with an inside photo spread to die for, this stunning vixen will shock you as she reveals details about her last tango between the sheets, her take on threesomes and why a man would never want to date her. Following are highlights from Liz's revealing sex test:
QUICKIES WITH HER EX ...
"No. We haven't had sex since we split up. I don't miss it. "
HER LAST SEXUAL ENCOUNTER ...
``'Not bad' normally suffices for an English girl. But it was deeply disappointing.''
WHAT LIZ HURLEY DOESN'T LIKE IN BED ...
``I don't want someone to watch sports in bed. That drives me nuts. I used to make Hugh watch it with the sound down. I don't have a TV, so I find it a little tricky if a man has TV in the bedroom. I don't enjoy sport on any level. Let alone in bed. I hate it, God damn it. But I don't get very annoyed. People get very annoyed with me. I eat in bed and drop lots of crumbs. I like eating in bed. People get annoyed with me if I let my dog come in the bed ... with his muddy paws. I don't care about anything like that. He used to drive Hugh mental. I'd love the dog sleeping with me, but Hugh really couldn't stand it. She was very hairy and very big and she barked throughout the night. I found it comforting, but he didn't like that.''
``Some girls like to be treated as if they were in a porno. Any kind of inappropriate talk of a cringe-making nature would make me grab my shoes and leave. Any kind of ''mommy`` comments.''
HURLEY's PLANS FOR THE SINGLE LIFE ...
``Now that I am single, I'm not really planning any life change. It has to stay the same. I have to say I haven't been single since I was 17 years old. It's a kind of strange new world. So I'll have to see on that one. And, of course, Hugh and I still live together at the moment.''
WHY MEN WOULDN'T WANT TO DATE HER ...
``I'll probably never date anyone again. I'm quite fussy and confused. I think it's really tricky going out with someone famous. And because I get followed a lot, by paparazzi. It's kind of awful. I guess that's why famous people very often date fellow famous people. That's their cost of doing business. For people who aren't in that business, it's really a high cost to pay. If you look across the board of civilians you've gone out with, they get absolutely ruined. They lose either way.''
REFERRING TO MEN AS MEAT ...
``Meat? I haven't. I have not. Hmmmm. Sexy could do. Handsome I've probably never said in my life. I don't think anyone has since the 1930s ... 'Hey, handsome!' Sexy? I'm more likely to judge someone on their sexiness than their good-lookingness. It sounds camp. I think beautiful is better for boys. I quite like boys who look like girls. So I like them looking beautiful with nice lines and bones. I don't like great husky square-jawed, sort of Harlequin-romance boys. Not too much testosterone. ''
WHAT LIZ'S MUM DOESN'T KNOW ...
``It wouldn't be really hard to freak my mom out. We have a very mother/daughter relationship. We're not friends, I like her to be very mummy-ish. So I never discuss boyfriends on any level with her. She'd be shocked if I ever alluded to sex in any way, shape or form. She probably thinks I'm a virgin. I've never stayed with a boyfriend in her house.''
SLEEPING IN THE WET SPOT ...
"The likelihood of me sleeping in the wet spot is less than zero."
HER REACTION TO REJECTION ...
``I still get rejected. On a different scale. You know, I don't go out for 20 movies a week. I hear of things and go, 'Oh, that's fantastic,' and they couldn't be less interested. It happens all the time. There are only a handful of good movies made a year and obviously we all want to be in all of them. But we're not. Since I started working in movies when I was 20, I've been rejected thousands of times. That's not something you get used to.''
HAVING A THREESOME ...
"I think I'm unlikely to ... ever."
HER BIGGEST PROBLEM ...
``My one problem is, I don't open a movie. Which means guaranteeing a big opening weekend of a movie. Very few people do -- Julia Roberts does. No one's gonna give $60 million to Elizabeth Hurley, that's fact.''
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LIZ HURLEY ...
``I always had to work hard because I didn't grow up with money. I have a lot of friends who were heroin addicts for a long time who came from privileged backgrounds.''
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