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March 22, 2005 12:27am
MWA: Kaylynn, Cherokee, Teanna Kai & Carmen Luvana
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer

Myles' Weekend Adventures: Bonjour! Myles Shaffer here. Let us begin the discussion of beautiful women without further ado.


Thursday, March 17th, I spent the evening at the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret with Kaylynn.

Since I have recently reviewed Kaylynn at least twice, I'll attempt to keep this brief. Kaylynn is taller than the average woman, has a very nice looking body, and is a lovely woman.

Kaylynn performs very well on stage, and her costumes are effective and quite sexy.

When it comes to interacting with the customers, nobody beats Kaylynn. Not only does this lady tend to get a bit wild, but she commonly comes down from the stage to play with customers sitting away from the stage. Trust me, if you don't like being teased by beautiful women, don't be in a club while Kaylynn is dancing there!

Kaylynn is one of the most friendly, loving, affectionate and lovable women I know, and I know a lot of beautiful women. Hey, it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it!

I highly recommend a trip to a nearby club to see and meet Kaylynn any time she is featuring.

As an extra added bonus, Kaylynn's cousin, Sarah (I hope I spelled it correctly.), was acting as Kaylynn's roadie, and doing a great job of it. Sarah is here visiting from Texas, if I heard correctly. Good looks must run in Kaylynn's family, because Sarah is a sexy little hottie in her own right!


Friday, March 18th, I went to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Cherokee. I have also reviewed Cherokee not that long ago, so I'll simply say that she is beautiful, sexy, sweet, friendly and has a great sense of humor.

Also, she performs well on stage, her costumes are sexy, and she interacts well with the customers.

If given an opportunity to see and meet Cherokee, don't pass it up.

Teanna Kai

Saturday afternoon, March 19th, I caught Teanna Kai's matinee show at the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino.

Once again, since having reviewed Teanna in the recent past, I'll be brief. Teanna Kai is one of the sexiest Asian American women I have ever see. Even though she is somewhat petite, she never-the-less has a great looking and very sexy body.

Teanna performs on stage so well as many features I have seen, and better than some. Also, her music is good, and her costumes are sexy.

This lady is well worth a trip to a local club.

After leaving the club, I went home and unintentionally fell asleep in front of the television. I awoke at a quarter to ten at night, decided to heck with it, and stayed home the rest of the night.

Carmen Luvana

Sunday, March 20th, as usual, I committed several acts of excessive speed to get to the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino in time to catch both of Carmen Luvana's shows and to spend a little time with her.

I'll be brief once again, having reviewed Carmen more than once recently.

Carmen is as pretty as can be, and she has a beautiful body. As for size, she is about average in height and weight, however, hundreds of thousands women wish they could look so good.

Carmen performs well on stage, with sexy costumes and good music, and she does a very good job of interacting with, and teasing the customers!

I highly recommend a trip to a nearby club to see and meet Carmen Luvana if ever given the opportunity.

As an extra added bonus, both Presley (Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year 2004) and Anika (Spearmint Rhino Entertainer of the Year 2005) were house dancing this night.

I have seen some terrific pole work in my travels, but until Sunday evening, I had never seen anybody climb a pole upside down and backwards. I swear, I watched Anika do exactly that!

If any of the readers live anywhere near a Spearmint Rhino, be sure to watch for Anika's appearance at said club, assuming it hasn't already happened, and if in the vicinity of the Van Nuys Spearmint Rhino, drop in to see and meet Anika and Presley.

There was one dancer there who needs to gather a few clues. The lady told me herself that she has only been in America for about one year. I will not state her name nor her country of origin. What I will say is that if she were the last stripper in the world, I would stop going to the clubs and save my money.

I was sitting there, minding my own business and trying to observe the performance of another house dancer, when this woman walks up and asks my name. Not really wanting to be bothered at the moment, I said, "If I told you who I am, you probably wouldn't believe me anyway, so you can just call me (blank)."

She asked, "So who are you that I wouldn't believe it?"

I told her that I was Myles Shaffer, after which she proceeded to spent at least the next six or seven minutes asking me questions. Finally, she asked me if I would like to buy a dance. I told her, "No thank you, but maybe another time."

The woman then told me, "You should have told me that to begin with. I enjoyed chatting with you, but we are working here."

Now I'm thinking, number one, she didn't ask for a dance until the last, and number two, it would be extremely rude to say that I don't want a dance the second a dancer asks my name.

I don't have any idea how things work in the country of this dancer's origin, but it is not cool to speak to a customer as if he is a non-thinking idiot in this country.

If there are any house dancers reading this, insulting a customer's intelligence is not an ideal way to cultivate regulars. If a dancer spends a few minutes chatting with a customer, then asks for a dance and gets turned down, be gracious. I've said, "No thank you," to many dancers who have then smiled and said, "Okay, well have fun and enjoy yourself, and maybe I'll come back later."

Being gracious and showing some interest in a customer as a person is the best way to make him a regular.

Yes, there are plenty of deadbeats who will keep a dancer talking for as long as possible, because they think it is a game. Watch out for this type. If exposed to one of these guys, quickly learn to simply avoid him.

In all fairness, no, I don't buy dances often. However, I do occasionally buy a dance. When I do buy a dance, it is only with a select few dancers. Why? It's simple. The dancers I occasionally buy a dance from are ladies who have taken the time to get to know me and be my friend. These are the ladies who always come to me, give me a hug and/or a kiss, say hello, ask me how I'm doing and, if they aren't too busy at the moment, chat for a few minutes.

That's enough rambling for now.

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer

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