Myles' Weekend Adventures This week: Inari Vachs, Exotica and Alexis Amore! Bonjour! Myles Shaffer here. Hey look! I didn't have to skip a week this time! Okay now then, let us go directly to the beautiful ladies without further ado.

Inari Vachs

Thursday, March 3rd, I went to the City of Industry Spearmint Rhino to spend the evening with Inari Vachs. What can I say about Inari that I haven't already said about a hundred times? Probably not one damned thing; therefore the readers will have to forgive me, for I am about to repeat myself.

Inari is a lovely woman with a great, all natural body. Additionally, in my own personal opinion, Inari has a set of buns to die for! This sexy lady's posterior will cause visions of K-Y Jelly to dance through the heads of most men!

Also, Inari is a great performer on stage. In fact, she is one of those in the top echelon who actually dances, and very well I might add. She also does very well in the customer interaction department.

Inari Vachs is a sweet, intelligent, well spoken woman with a fantastic sense of humor, and she loves to meet her fans.

If any of the readers ever gets an opportunity to see and meet Inari Vachs, do so without fail. She is well worth a trip to a nearby club! The readers may trust me on this one. I myself took the time to go back to the club Saturday afternoon to see Inari's matinee show and spend a bit more time hanging out with her. Hey, it's a tough job, but somebody has to do it!

Exotica

Friday, March 4th, I drove out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to spend my evening with Exotica, America's Spiciest Treat.

While I have recently reviewed Exotica, I will once again repeat myself.

Exotica is one of the hottest women it has ever been my extreme pleasure to ogle! She has a lovely and very sexy face, and an almost unbelievable body! That might have something to do with the fact that, among many other things, Exotica is a top quality fitness model and has appeared on the covers of some of the best fitness magazines on the market.

Exotica is one of the top features in the business today. I personally would be hard pressed to place any feature above Exotica. I would say that she is on a level with the top dozen, or possibly the top half dozen features currently active in the business!

Because Exotica is a showgirl first and foremost, many of her costumes are elaborate and extremely colorful, and her musical selection and her show themes are well thought out and expertly performed, very much like the top name burlesque queens of yesteryear.

I would strongly advise the readers to not pass up a chance to see and meet Exotica. She is an absolute must see! Oh yes, she is a lot of fun to speak with. Do not forget to be nice to her. Being a nice person around Exotica is the best way to make a great impression upon her and will be well received.

Alexis Amore

Saturday, March 5th, I drove up to the North Hollywood Blue Zebra Cabaret to spend the evening with Alexis Amore, the Peruvian Princess.

Now I will repeat myself one more time. Yes, I've already reviewed Alexis, many times, as late as last week!

Is Alexis a hot woman? Let me just say if Alexis were a vegetable, she would most certainly be a Habanero Pepper! This lovely, young Hispanic lady is one of the sexiest women I know!

Alexis' costumes are always sexy, her music is always good, she always performs very well on stage, and her interaction with the customers qualifies as fantastic! Of course, her interaction must conform to the local ordinances.

Alexis is a very nice women and a lot of fun to chat with. She loves to meet her public and well be very receptive to people who are nice to her and treat her as a lady.

Do not miss a chance to see and meet Alexis Amore. She is a sweetheart!

Bonsoir et au revoir,
Myles Shaffer