July 28, 2000 08:49am
THE VERDICT IS IN: TERA'S TITS ARE REAL!
Source: Digital Playground
by: Company Press Release
(VAN NUYS, CA) -- Last night, during Digital Playground's live web cast, Tera's tits were subjected to a ten point inspection,
including the look test, the touch test, the smell test, the round test, the taste test, the gravity test, the hang test,
the poke test, the smoosh test and the suck test.
The jury¹s decision was unanimous in favor of authenticity and Judge Gene Ross agreed stating, "if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, they must be real."