December 03, 2004 02:14am
Shay's Weekly Wash #07
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Company Press Release
- How cool is it to find out that an adult star actually went to one of the best colleges in the country! Big-busted Daphne Rosen graduated from Amherst College in Massachusetts and is pursuing her graduate degree at UCLA. It kind of makes me ashamed to say that while a student at neighboring UMass-Amherst, my friends and I used to clown Amherst College kids for being snotty, smart rich kids. Man, if I had only known Daphne Rosen was a student there I think the teasing would have stopped immediately. There would have undoubtedly been more trips to Amherst College to 'interact' with the student body (particularly one student's body).
- It looks like I'm going to be heading out to the AVN's and Adult Expo after all. My friend, who originally said he didn't want to go because of his fear of flying, changed his mind this past weekend. Personally, I think it had to do with the collection of Alexis Amore DVDs I had given him to watch last week more than anything else but who knows. Either way, Vegas...here I cum baby.
- As I've been telling people I'm going to be in Vegas for the convention, I've started getting invitations from them to hang out and have a couple of drinks. Why do I have this weird premonition that I'm not going to remember a single thing that happens during those 4 days. As a first-timer, please...tell me...does any business get accomplished there whatsoever?
- How come the AVNs don't have awards for best breasts, best-looking pussy, phattest ass, etc? Maybe there should be a subsidiary of the awards with categories such as these. Off the top of my head...best breasts - Pandora Dreams; best-looking pussy - Tera Patrick; phattest ass - Mya Lovely. Hmmm...and to make the awards even more appealing, they all have to accept their awards in the buff. I'm sure front-row seating would be at a premium for that event!
- Anyone who's into some crazy hip-hop/porn shit should check out Necro's 'Sexy Sluts' DVD. It features former Penthouse Pet Lanny Barbie giving it up to some lucky dude who definitely is not worthy of her sweet juices. The best part of the whole film, though, is porn legend Jerry Butler's commentary where he speaks his mind on some of the biggest stars in the industry. Talk about not holding back...sheesh! Finally, the DVD features new music from Necro like 'Fucking 50 Bitches' and 'Legal Pimp'. This shit is pure genius! When is Sexy Sluts Vol. 2 coming out?
- Speaking of rubbing one out, awhile ago I ordered some DVDs online and the company sent some added promotional goodies. One of them was a 'Lotus Flower'. Just looking at the box, I had no idea what it was for. There was a picture of a girl on the cover so I thought it was for females. I had never heard of the term "Lotus Flower" in a sexual context before. So I figured I'd go home and give it to my girl. When I gave it to her she started laughing out loud at me. Incredulous, I asked why she was laughing. She told me that the flower was for me to use when I masturbate. I had to lube it up, stick myself in it, and then go to work. So I decided to try it the next morning. Boy, what an experience. My orgasm was great! I look back and am glad that my girl gave me the heads up on what the flower was really used for. If not, that box would probably still be unopened today and I'd still be thinking it was a sex toy for women. Talk about being a naïve prick...
- Have you ever noticed that the Latin-based Chica Boom series often stars girls that don't look like they're Latin? Come to think of it, a lot of ethnic-themed movies tend to do the same thing. One day I'll see Nautica Thorne in a Latina movie and the next day she'll be starring in an Asian-oriented film. I guess the next thing you know she'll be featured in a series like Red Light's 'Black On Black'. Has it really come to this?
- How much money must AVN Magazine be pulling in through advertising? Everytime I receive my monthly copy all I see is advertisement after advertisement. I'm sure many of the studios get great deals but still, if you do the quick math, you'll see that AVN is making out like bandits! It makes you wonder why they don't just have a separate supplement each month with only ads. It's almost to the point where I can't find the articles. I know you have to make your money but please think of those who would like to see more content in your magazine.
- How annoying is it to go to adult websites that don't update their content and have dated material. I went to one site that featured Kylie Ireland on the front page and claimed she was one of the hottest and 'newest' girls in the adult industry. Hot, yes. New? Puh-lease. I guess that's what I get for going to sites that read 'Copyright 2000' at the bottom of the page.
- I remember I used to mess around with this one girl who she absolutely refused to give me head. However, she wanted me to eat her out everytime we messed around. I asked her what was up with the 'no dome' policy and she said that she just never sucked dick. She explained that the thought of it grossed her out and she couldn't imagine having a dick between her lips. I finally became tired of giving but not receiving. So one night when we were messing around, I decided to tease her by starting to eat her out and then just stopping. As soon as I stopped, she asked me what was wrong. I told her I would not eat her out anymore unless she returned the favor. She must have been horny as hell because she immediately got on her knees and started slobbering me. Right after I came she said 'now there...finish me off right now or we're gonna have problems!' I did as I was told but she never invited me back to her place after that night. The things I used to go through for cooch...oy vey.