September 20, 2004 08:00am
Myles' Weekend Adventures: Kaylynn & Devinn Lane
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Myles Shaffer
Hello. Myles Shaffer here. Thursday, September 16th, I went to the downtown L.A. Spearmint Rhino, where I spent the evening with the new and improved adult film star/feature dancer, Kaylynn, and she looked fantastic!
Kaylynn is a good looking woman with a great body and one of the best looking female posteriors I have ever seen! (Yes, Kaylynn does anal scenes, but unfortunately never with me. Grrr!)
While Kaylynn's costumes are generally somewhat simple and not the least bit flashy, they are always quite sexy, and she always looks great in them as well as out of them! Also, her musical selection is always good and appropriate for her costume and show theme.
As a general rule, whenever Kaylynn performs, she is rather mischievous, one might even say impish. But then, given her unique personality, I wouldn't expect anything else.
Kaylynn's interaction with the customers is excellent! She not only plays well with the tip rail customers, but it is not uncommon for her to leave the stage and roam around the club looking for guys, and girls, to play with. (Do not read this wrong. By, "Play with," I do not mean that a customer is going to be allowed to do just anything he or she pleases, especially if it violates the local laws. however, I do not believe anybody will leave the club with any regrets about having gone to see and meet Kaylynn.)
Kaylynn is one of the sweetest, nicest, most fun loving women it has ever been my extreme pleasure to know. She is quite friendly and loves to meet, chat, and joke around with her fans.
In summary, Kaylynn is a true sweetheart and performs very well on stage. I highly recommend that the readers not pass up a chance to see Kaylynn perform wherever and whenever possible. The lady comes complete with Myles Shaffer's Seal of Approval.
Kaylynn can be checked out at: Kaylynn.com. Also, I have heard that she is working on a new site, KaylynnsBackend.com, or maybe it was KaylynnsRearend.com
Friday evening, I went out to the Rialto Spearmint Rhino to catch one of Devinn Lane's shows and to spent a bit of time with the lady.
Anybody who has access to the Playboy Channel will know exactly who Wicked Pictures contract star Devinn Lane is.
Devinn's shows are always good. Her music is appropriate and her costumes appealing. Also, Devinn interacts very well with selected tip rail patrons.
Ms. Lane is very nice, intelligent, and quite friendly. She has a very good sense of humor and loves a good laugh. She also has a good memory for faces and names.
I wish I could think of more wonderful things to say about Devinn at the moment, but as well as she is known throughout the land, it is most likely unnecessary.
I go to see Devinn Lane whenever possible, and I would absolutely recommend that, given the opportunity, the readers go to see and meet her, also. I do not believe they will be disappointed.
Saturday evening, I went back to the downtown Rhino to spend some more time with Kaylynn. After the first show, I waved good night and went home. I had intended to stay the entire evening, but things didn't work out as I had planned. While waiting for a chance to speak with Kaylynn after her first show, the general manager, one of the floaters, and I had a heavy debate with some jerk about the fact that he and his woman cut in front of me, bumped into me several times, then he stepped on my left boot. (Stepping on my boots after having already done other things to irritate me is not a good way to impress me and win my friendship. Neither is cutting into lines, especially in front of me. I hate rude people almost as much as I hate liars and thieves.) The clown's answer to everything was, "She's my contract star! I pay her!" Yeah right, and I'm Ron Jeremy, and I'm hung better than John C. Holmes.
Unfortunately for me, once I have lost my temper, I'm worthless for the next few hours; therefore, I though it best that I go home and get some rest, even though the general manager offered to allow me the use of a VIP booth on him for the rest of the evening. (Too bad I didn't think to ask for a rain check! LOL!) Well, enough with the grumbling. I remain your humble(?) columnist.
Bonsoir et au revoir,