July 19, 2004 12:34am
XXX Expro in Brighton Report
Source: Scores.Daisy Promotions
by: Martin Birch
(LONDON, ENGLAND) -- Main celeb was and has to be Ben Dover - a.k.a Steve Perry, Alicia Rhodes, Betty Swollacks, Autumn Gothic, Kitty Klaws, Flaming Lips, Strap-on Jane and other wonders!
Our main celeb was and has to be Ben Dover - a.k.a Steve Perry but He was only on the premises for about 4-5mins max as he came through the door entrance he said Hello to Alicia (PornIcon) whilst on live camera, then he said right got to go - Pop in Pop out was very words, as he was escorted out alongside two big security personnel, I just about stopped him on the stairs for a quick photo, and as he had the famous stud guy with him (can't remember who) and I bet he made a very hot movie probably in the grand, (very posh expensive famous hotel - the one that blew up?!.) If they would let him in that is...?
Alicia Rhodes, who you now know. She is one lovely hot but girl next door babe. I actually saw a bit of a naughty vid of her and she fucking takes it and give it back! I couldn't quite belive all this as I opened the door for her, as me and some friends were leaving the same time (home) as we spoke about the amount of people, it was quite busy but in a nice way. Not too many, and plenty of space and time between different events to see plenty. She was a real down to earth lovable and cuddles r'n'b girl. I'm still trying to get hold of her... I only just got the address as she would love one of my pics, and I need to talk to her and agent about my very hot video footage I got of her. Good thing is it's 15R rated as I don't really show anything, anyway enough blabb, Alicia is ab-fab... PornIcon.com
Betty Swollacks, What a name eh? She is a fast rising star, unlike Alicia who's quite small and cuddly, Betty is real TALL and boy she looks FIT, as in Kick boxer style or something, not Muscles, just well toned... I've been looking forward to meeting her for a few days, and my mate had a brill film of her, which was mine and I wanted it back!? It wasn't to be found... I wanted her to sign the tape... Anyway when I did meet her I recognized her as she can't be missed, I said hello you're Betty ain't you? - I was right and asked to take a couple of pics which I did, then I said thank you and walked off. I wish - I - wish I - wish I could have or should have, I felt like a schoolboy again, (blush) next time I'll be ready and present myself a bit better... she actually won a couple of the awards, not sure I know what.
Autumn Gothic, standing next to the red coated guy known as the Doctor in the picture (doctor and the medic) who recorded the song spirt in the sky, well copied it... It did sound real good at the time... But then when you hear the original band play you feel conned as the first is a lot better.
In the master group pic the girl in front of Autumn Gothic, black hair and corset thingy, is Kitty Klaws - MinistryOfBurlesque.com Now she a beautiful very photogenic girl with a Ph.D., very lovely Scottish accent, and very easy to get along with. She's the other half of the girl in the purple hair black/white corset. They work together offering a very comical and good fun Fetish haircut. You need to see it. Think going back to the late 1940's - France under opp - they've taken the idea of the good time dancers and theatre and brought it back to the saloon. Unfortunately they are miles from anyone, but lucky for some like the XXX Expro shows and perhaps, over your way in your back yard, lovely Jamaica, Yes? They go out there... that hotel out there... You know the one... Kitty has original 40's and 50's undergarments and knickers for all to see and has titty tassles, and she can do the helicopter with them... HURRRAY!
Flaming Lips: On stage they performed a hard techno rock dance theatre show, where I wonder if this show here was very toned down, as if they travel to Amsterdam I'm sure they would be a lot more rude, in the show,this version was more dancing and body winding hard techno-rock and a couple of fire jugglers, and a girl with a strap-on, the music and tease dance was good but nothing else, the very loudest performance, good show but bit stifled with rules and regulations.
Now I know who broke the rules and that was Strap-on Jane and a welsh Girl (blond girl end of your left in the group pic) from the blueprint team, otherwise know as Devlin Media and have produced films series Phil McCoy's "The Fuck Truck". A bit like Ben Dover, but with a camper portable. Got very well used... Anyway you can guess the bit between Jane and Welsh girl. Sorry I don't know her name. Untill security turned up, got it on film (he-he) so big-up Phil McCoy and the Fuck Truck Series who they made many a stars and got four awards, I think. Violet Storm is one of the main stars and she was so pleasant! I got got an autograph, and on film a kiss. Hmmm... I'm hoping to meet up with the crew soon so watch this space: PhilMcAvity.com
Hopefully I have put all the right web addresses as for spelling and etc.
The fantastic Pole-dancing girls were the best of the day. They performed 4 times a day with a sexy dance show with the best in R'n'B. People who know R'n'B are still guessing who the hell done a certain track this guy hollered out as the girls spin and wind and grind round this pole, a new Wayne Marshell track. They played Da 50 Cents in Da Club track, yeah... Everyone and all the girls in the place were just transfixed at the display - erotic and sensual. I'm not sure if the website is up and running but they can be seen performing in London at Sophisicats and one girl's name was Chantel and the other was Rhianoia. PolePositon.co.uk
Well I think this sums it up as a brilliant show, wonderful weekend, wonderful weather. I'm sure some of the girls went on to taste Brighton's famous night life and clubs and will remember Brighton for some time and will be back. Skin Two is due next in about 8 weeks time at Olympia, London, England.
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