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July 06, 2004 12:00am
Porn Star Fantasy Football League 2004
Source: Letters to the Editor
by: Kent Silver

To Our Porn Industry Friends,

Since we have no way of knowing how many of of you believe in life outside of naked girls or parties... or parties with naked girls, we have addressed this offer to all of you: We apologize in advance if you have no interest in football - ironically, that topic doesn't always come up during the shooting of double anal scenes - and ask your forgiveness for wasting this 15 seconds of your time.

For those of you who DO enjoy the great sport of American Football, or for those of you who would like to write about people who do, with the full might of mockery and jest... please read on.

The Porn Star Fantasy Football League 2004 has been formed and is accepting team owner applications. Since Selena Silver is an Australian and is incredibly bored while her husband feverishly watches every football game each week, it is ironic that she is lending her name to the league.

But, she is as brave in this arena as she is when she accepts the very mild and almost non-noticeable double penetration of cocks the size of Steve Holmes and Manuel Ferrara (Pat Myne's "Double Impact 2" from Metro's Fusxion, coming October 18, 2004). [Editors Note: Surely that Product Placement was deft enough that you found yourself feeling a growing need to check out that scene, right?] [That was a 'shameless plug' -AINews Ed.]

So, we proudly bring you "Porn Star Fantasy Football": http://lm.espn.go.com/ffllm/leagueoffice?leagueId=92075

* There are 10 Teams in this League.
* 2 are taken; 8 are still available.
* The Franchise Fee is $125.
* 4 Teams will make the playoffs.
* They will all earn back their Franchise Fee as their prize.
* 1 Team will win the Championship - they will hoist the coveted PSFF League Trophy and earn a $400 bonus prize.

May the best team win...

The league is for industry people only - there are two owners available per team. If you are not a literal porn star - just get a porn star friend to "sponsor" your team for the pure fun and press of it all... That is how Selena Silver found herself the proud part-owner of the LA Silvers. The final owners must be committed to playing the entire season - otherwise it ruins it for everyone. Oh, and they have to actually pay the franchise fee up front.

Please feel free to pass this on to any other industry person who might be more interested than you. Or, please reply ASAP to express your interest.

Oh, and if there is any Industry press or Website that would like to be the official press of Porn Star Fantasy Football 2004 - please feel free to let us know.

Key Dates:

Draft Day: August 29, 2004
First NFL Game: September 9, 2004
Trade Deadline: November 19, 2004
PSFF Regular Season: NFL Weeks 1-14
PSFF Playoffs: NFL Weeks 15 & 16

And, now... back to your regularly scheduled naked girls...

Kent Silver (Sponsored by Selena Silver)

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