March 27, 2004 02:41am
DP Tonight - First Man In Report
Source: Adult Industry News
by: Julian Patrick
Jesse Jane and Devon Host the sexiest live show on the Internet. This weeks guests are Ron Jeremy, Steve Banan, Mika Tan, and many others.
I arrive at the Digital Playground Studio and wait outside for my editor, Steve Nelson. It's been many months since I have seen Steve in person and didn't recognize him since he shaved his head. Last time we meet he had plenty of follicles. We wait for Kayla a new girl that Steve is parading around. She's on time and we head in the building to be greeted by Adella, the DP publicist, who shows us where the food and drinks are located. Inside the green room we find Luke Ford (competing journalist), Steve Banan (Adult Talent Scout and Producer), Nicole Moore (Adult film star), Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter (Adult film stars and couple), and some new talent. The food consists of two platters of Subs from Quizno's, assorted sodas, and various tasty treats. I consume mass quantities and am ready for the show.
We gather in the studio and are joined by Jesse and Devon. The video is being controlled by Joone (DP head honcho) and he gives the girls their cue to begin. They begin by talking about their current and future videos. The big topic is the feature "Island Fever 3", which begins filming next month in a location to be disclosed later.
Next, they answer a few questions from the viewers. One guy writes to Jesse and wants to know what pickup line would work on her. "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven is definitely out. I want a guy to just be straight forward and ask for the order", says Jesse. That's the tip of the day so try it out on some hot chick or dude tonight.
The first guest is Steve Banan and Nicole Moore. They bring up their talking dolls of Dean Martin, George Bush, and James Brown. They let each one perform and it's hilarious. I'm told that these are one of a kind dolls and not for sale. If they are not for sale then what's the purpose of bringing them along? Excuse me people, but we are here to do a plug. [Evidently they were a plug for one of Steve's productions, "The Martino and Lewinski Show". -Ed.] He ends by saying that he is producing a series with Ron Jeremy called "Barnacle Bill the Sailor". It follows Ron across the US as a horny sailor banging as much tail as he can catch.
Then we have Legend Ron Jeremy. He gets right up and begins to promote the Barnacle Bill series, Las Vegas Novelties, and Metro studios. The girls talk as Ron tries to seduce the fine ladies into a 3 way romp. It doesn't work but he does get to watch Jesse and Devon kiss each other up close. Better luck next time Mr. Jeremy.
Don Hollywood and Brooke Hunter come up next and talk about how they met and their swinging lifestyle. Half way through Jesse decides to get naked and removes her pink panties. The audience goes crazy and yells for tits. She obliges by pulling down her bra unleashing a pair of supple breasts to make your mouth water. This writer begins to excrete some liquid but it's not water. Anyone care to make a guess?
They quickly move to the next guest, Mika Tan. A hot Asian piece of ass that fucks like two women. She is wearing a short skirt with no panties and a tube top. Mika starts talking about her scene in Barnacle Bill with Ron Jeremy and then she talks about breast enhancement. Mika wastes no time and takes her top off and starts playing with her C's and discusses enlarging them to D's very soon. Jesse jumps in and exposes her C's followed by Devon. We now have 6 perfect "C" cups out for everyone to see and only the ladies to touch, feel, and squeeze. All we need is a plastic surgeon to finish the job.
The action gets hotter as they talk about vaginal rejuvenation next. Mika spreads her legs to showcase the pink and comments that there is some extra roast beef that needs removing. Jesse and Devon decide to take a look and spread their legs wide open. The viewer has a great shot of 3 juicy shaved pussies that America can't wait to see get fucked on video. And when you thought things couldn't get any hotter, the girls start playing talking pussies by using their fingers to move their pussy lips in unison with their voices. It's the Dummy Pussy tonight show. Now that's a show I would like to see. No faces, no tits, just pussies moving to the sound of a voice hidden behind a curtain. To finish off the set Mika takes a cigarette and smokes it from her pussy. I guess I wasn't the only person in the room that just had great mental sex.
8:30 Pm: There are still plenty of beautiful guest scheduled tonight, but I have a prior engagement and sneak out quietly.
The DP tonight show airs twice a month and its very entertaining. Jesse Jane and Devon definitely have charisma along with nice tits. Best of all it's Free. Tune in next month to DP tonight at DigitalPlayground.com [The show is also linked in the box to the right their press releases here on Adult Industry News. -Ed.].