January 22, 2004 02:00am
Temple of Genitals on EBay For One Million Dollars
Source: Letters to the Editor
by: Michael Peltsman
"Temple of Genitals" and its domain "TempleOfGenitals.org" are being auctioned on EBay (Item number: 2589934857). New religion Genitalism - the creation Mikhail Armalinsky the most controversial Russian author - was practiced by its congregation at the Temple. The starting price for "Temple of Genitals" is one million dollars.
Eight Commandments of Genitalism:
1. Cognizance of the god is given to a person in orgasm. Approaching orgasm, therefore, is actually an anticipation of the god.
2. Because orgasm appears in genitals, they are divine. The trembling that genitals make you feel is a manifestation of genuine religious excitement.
3. Genitals as a means of cognition of the god are the objects of reverence and pride; they are an incarnation of ideal beauty.
4. Copulation and masturbation are true worship.
5. Genitals connect us with the future by childbirth, which is the god's miracle. Genitals, therefore, not only appeal to the god through orgasm but also create miracles through the power of the god.
6. Any portrayal of genitals represent an icon.
7. The pleasure that one gets from observing a portrayal of genitals is icon worshiping.
8. Prostitution provides accessible orgasms to anyone. Thus prostitutes are to be revered, admired, and cherished.
Contact:
M.I.P. Company
Phone 763-544-5915
MIPco.com
Minneapolis, Minnesota 55427
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