December 15, 2003 12:00am
'Innuendo' Anal Conditioning Gel
Source: Innuendo ACG Australia
by: Company Press Release
(CHRISTCHURCH, NEW ZEALAND) -- An interesting challenge faced the R&D team at Kiwigel Company Ltd. (a product-development and manufacturing firm based in Christchurch, New Zealand). They had successfully developed WomanZone - a feminine pleasure gel and clear market leader. Men had Viagra, or one of its many imitators and successors, but no one had developed a product for the 'receiver' in anal intercourse. Work began with study of the physiological structure of the tissues in and around the anus, of the nerve supply and of the anal muscle tissue (the sphincter).
There is no doubt that the outer pucker of the anus is a highly sensitive erogenous zone with a myriad of nerve endings all capable of sending messages of pleasure, or pain, to the brain. A superficial caress with the fingers, or tongue (analingus) is a routine part of sex play for many homosexual and heterosexual couples. The area is also supplied with blood by a complex network of tiny capillaries, with this blood supply being critical to the efficient operation of the muscles and for transmission of sensation.
But it is an anatomical fact that the anal sphincter muscles are better designed to keep things in than they are designed to allow things to enter. The sphincter muscles do stretch, but they can be assisted to do so better, with relaxation.
Innuendo is an all-natural herbal gel, designed to condition the tissues in and around the anus. First time users of Innuendo report easier penetration, with frequent users also reporting greatly increased pleasurable sensations.
Directions for use:
Apply 1 - 2 pumps from pump bottle (.5ml - 1ml) to the anus and rub gently for 1 to 2 minutes prior to anal intercourse. Apply a good quality sexual lubricant immediately prior to intercourse (after Innuendo has had a chance to be absorbed).
Practice safe sex and wear condoms when engaging in anal intercourse. Heterosexual couples should never engage in vaginal intercourse after anal intercourse without thoroughly washing sexual organs and replacing the condom with a new one. Do not apply 'Innuendo' to broken, or inflamed, skin. If you experience irritation, wash off. If this effect persists or a rash develops discontinue use and consult your health care professional. Avoid contact with eyes. Safety has not been proven during pregnancy or lactation. If you have a significant medical condition please consult a health professional before use.
Contains no harmful ingredients if ingested. Store below 25 degrees Celsius.
Innuendo is not intended to diagnose, cure, or prevent, any known medical condition.
DP 43 ChCh
'I have been sexually active now for over 25 years and did not think I had anything to learn. Innuendo has proved me wrong and taken my sexual experience to a completely different level. I 100% endorse this product.'
SD 32 Nelson
'I really enjoy anal ... in fact ... I love it. Innuendo is a great addition to the art of anal intercourse. Thank you to whoever came up with the concept and formula... great stuff!'
FD 37 ChCh
'I have previously had some difficulties with anal intercourse. I have tried all sorts of lubricants and gel-like products. Innuendo allows me to just relax and enjoy the experience. It has taken away any anxieties I had and really allows me to enjoy my partner.'
RW 54 ChCh
'I have used your prior product 'WomanZone' for anal intercourse because a friend recommended it to me. I really enjoyed the tingling sensation that 'WomanZone' used to give but find 'Innuendo' far superior. I cannot put my finger on it but just find anal far more satisfying with 'Innuendo'. Thank you for another great innovation for better sex.'
'Great for guys trying this for the first time. We were able to be quite rough with less pain.'
Marty & Lee:
'Enjoyable first experience, very keen to try it again.'
'Cooling sensation was most pleasant and added a touch of something different.'
'Fantastic! Loved it! The tingly sensation was most delightful. We will definitely be trying it again tonight!
Warren T., Christchurch NZ October 10 2003
'I am a 55-year-old homosexual male with no permanent life partner. I was invited to test Innuendo, anal conditioning gel, as members of the Kiwigel Co. development team knew my sexual preferences. Shortly after receiving a pump bottle of the gel and instructions on its use I met a man, at a local gay bar, that I was sexually attracted to. The gel provided an interesting conversation starter and by the end of the night we retired to his flat. I prefer to receive than to give but was a bit apprehensive as this gentleman was somewhat 'larger' than men I was used to. We applied the gel, as instructed, and I am happy to report that penetration was much easier than I had anticipated and I felt comfortable throughout the whole sex act. I had intercourse with this man several times over the next week and the experience just kept getting better. Not only was penetration easier but also after several applications I am sure I was in a much-heightened state of sexual pleasure. I am sure all those people, like myself, who enjoy receiving anal intercourse, will enjoy this product immensely.
Michael S., Christchurch New Zealand 11 October 2003
I have been asked to write a review of my experiences with Innuendo anal conditioning gel and am happy to do so. My doctor gave me a sample to try about a month ago. I live in a stable relationship with my partner of three years and although we both 'give' anal intercourse I tend to favour 'receiving' so that is usually my role when we have sex. I love the product and have never felt so satisfied or relaxed when having anal intercourse. Penetration was definitely easier and more pleasurable and the more we used it the better it felt. The relaxing of the sphincter muscle is only slight so 'over-relaxation' (my big fear) never happens. The effect is only temporary (my other fear) and there is no discernible difference in normal functioning of the anus after use. I am sure this product will improve the sexual experiences of many others who enjoy anal intercourse.
Michael S., Age 34.
Innuendo ACG Australia
Level 1, 616-620 Harris St. Ultimo, NSW 2007
PO Box 580, Mosman, NSW 2088