August 25, 2003 03:00am
Wankus Confronts Ron Jeremy Face to Face
by: Company Press Release
(RESEDA, CA) -- No BBQ can be considered a success without some good eats. Friends of Tim Case and Felicia Fox can be rest assured they had some good eats Saturday night because well known legendary adult star, Ron Jeremy doesn't show up for any event unless there's delicious food and hot babes. Apparently Tim's 38th birthday party met all Ron's standards as the Hedgehog stayed most of the night.
While the grill was warming, Jeremy along with another party guest and KSEX DJ, Lisa Sparxxx, apparently didn't want to wait for the main course and sent out for some KFC. Along with chili, jambalaya and home made quiche', Jeremy lapped down the gravy in his mash potatoes, much like a child would finish his cereal.
The real story of course was how well Wankus and Ron would behave themselves, fresh off a Wankus public rant that would've had most east coasters calling their mob connections to have a DJ "hit" put out. Wankus was told weeks back by Friday night host, Quasarman, Jeremy turned down an interview because KSEX had too "piddly" of an audience size for his liking. That enraged Wankus enough to rant and bash Ron on-air, defending the record breaking numbers the KSEX audience holds, regardless of what medium in the entertainment world it was.
Wankus remained cordial at the party though, having met Ron on numerous occasions, hellos were exchanged early in the night. "You in the business?" Ron asked Wankus' girlfriend, Daisy [someone he met at many previous gatherings as well]. "Well sort of," she responded, "I'm a DJ at KSEXradio.com." "Oh yeah, KSEX," Ron replied.
Later that evening as the party was winding down, a very well behaved Wankus sat poolside chatting with partygoers as Ron made his way around the yard, saying his good byes. When he got to Wankus he said, "Don't I know you?" Wankus laughed and replied, "Yes, Ron, we've met on several occasions, including on your visits to KSEX. I'm Wankus."
"Oh your Wankus," he exclaimed, "yeah yeah, I remember now...ya know I didn't really say what I've been quoted saying in regards to KSEXradio, only about internet radio in general."
"Well it kind of took me off guard Ronnie," Wankus said, "only because I've heard you on DP Tonight and we have 10x their audience size. On top of the fact that I would've thought someone of your longevity would understand that All promo is important, regardless of size."
"No, that's true," he continued, "But when I'm doing Stern and Mancow and with my busy schedule, it's hard to justify it. I'll do your show there. I hear it's fun. Porn stars going wild, I love it."
Wankus closed, "Well there's no doubt you gotta do all the mainstream press you can do and we can't compete with that but four to six thousand listeners, all who are devoted to porn, isn't a crowd to shun."
"I agree, call Janie [Metro]," he said, "she'll set it up, when she tells me to go somewhere, I go. Tell her I told you to tell her to tell me to go and I'll be there. It'll be fun. I've heard good things about KSEX, wow, lots of naked girls right? Sounds good, nice to see you."
Based on those events, I would say you can probably count on seeing Ron Jeremy on the Wanker Show very soon. Hopefully Felicia and Tim will bring the good eats. That will lock him as a confirmed guest for sure!