June 30, 2003 02:37am
Cytherea Wins Squirting Challenge - Flower Soaked Wall, Cytherea Washed Car
Source: Top Pro Talent
by: Company Press Release
(SAN FERNANDO VALLEY, CA) -- Adult star, Flower, was on KSEX a few weeks back and I was amazed by her ability to "squirt" while getting off--no doubt about it, she could drown a boyfriend. I had never seen Cytherea squirt, but heard she had some mad skillz. I tuned into the Wanker Show with Chef Jeff Thursday night and could not believe my ears and eyes on the in-studio web cams.
There's been many arguments over girls who squirt. Some say it's an amazing orgasmic talent, others say they're pissing. If you do the research, as we have here, you'll see that women can have a "squirt" discharge during orgasm, one that is not urine, but in fact "cum," slangy speaking of course.
Last night began as Chef Jeff introduced the judges. Adult legends Montana Gunn and Brooke Hunter as well as Don Hollywood and Lisa Sparxxx were brought in and given the point system:
Distance - 10 points to the girl who squirts the farthest, 9 points to the girl who squirts the lesser distance.
Quantity - 10 points to the girl who squirts the most fluid, 9 points to the girl who squirts the lesser amount.
Duration - 10 points to the girl who squirts for the longest duration, 9 points to the girl who squirts the lesser.
Overall presentation -Celebrity judges score each girl on a scale of 1-10.
The winner was offered a prize pack valued at $200.00, a day of pampering at Burke Williams Spa in Beverly Hills, California. The winnings included relaxing time in the sauna, servants bringing fruit and beverages while enjoying a hot tub then a full body, one hour massage.
Intern Dahmer, who I don't think knew what he was in for, began the event by singing a horrible rendition of the National Anthem. Doing the best he could, but with no voice and no clue, well honestly, it was hysterical. Using lyrics like, "It gave prooth through the fight, that the night was still there," he made it through and being on the visiting team, Flower went first.
Flower has some incredible squirting abilities. Not only does she have good duration, but distance for her is no problem whatsoever. On her first burst, a small stream started spewing, but within moments it shot up very high, and nearly across the room. She had a very impressive burst, drawing applause from the studio audience.
Chef Jeff, wearing full scuba gear, congratulated Flower on a fantastic performance and then introduced the next contestant, Cytherea.
Long story short, I'll be surprised if the studio equipment still works. Cytherea sprayed everything. Jeff put diving goggles on and she splashed his face, from ten feet away. Don Hollywood roughed it and posed in front of her unmasked, taking one for the team.
Everyone was getting hit, even if you didn't want to. The best way to describe the look of the room upon completion is like in the movie Men in Black when aliens were killed and "end trails" were left spread across the area.
The judges had a tough time voting, since both performers had different styles, but in the end, no one could disagree, Cytherea was declared the winner!
The Wanker Show is heard weeknights at 7:00pm on KSEXradio.com.
Let's Let Bygones be... No Shows - The Big CEO Wanted to Make a Deal with the Little Program Director
--Wankus, KSEXradio
(The following editorial was inspired by, you guessed it, Jill Kelly Productions [JKP])
(San Fernando Valley, CA) -- I got a call yesterday from JKP contract girl, Alexis Amore'. "Wankus, Chef Jeff talked to my boss, Bob [Friedland] at the convention this weekend. He wants to come on KSEX and put our differences behind us." "That's great!," I said, "this whole thing has gone on too long and it's really ridiculous."
Alexis gave me Bob's number and I called him with a bit of relieved anticipation. I looked forward to the opportunity to mend the fences between our two companies. When Bob answered the phone and found out who I was, he had attitude right away.
"If you want to have the opportunity to interview Jill Kelly girls ever again, you're going to need to apologize," he said.
Read the Full Story Linked in the box to the right.
http://www.TopProTalent.com/newspage205_friedlanddeal.htm
A D V E R T I S E M E N T S
This Week on KSEXradio.com
Monday, June 30:
5pm - The Ginger Lynn Show with Ginger Lynn and JB [Hot Replay Show, Ginger on Tour]
6pm - Ebony Nights with Flexx & Sierra
7pm - The Wanker Show with Wankus & Rebecca Love with Special Guest Carmen Luvana
9pm - Tales of Tail with Layla Jade & Daisy
10pm - Temptation with LorrAINIAC & Family
Tuesday, July 1:
5pm - Lust for Life with Felicia Fox & Tim Case
6pm - Recipes for sex with Carly Milne
7pm - The Wanker Show with Chef Jeff & Lisa Sparxxx
9pm - Tales of Tail with Keri Windsor & Daisy
10pm - Temptation with LorrAINIAC & Family
Wednesday, July 2:
5pm - Totally Tera with Tera Patrick & Evan Seinfeld - Live from Los Angeles & Special Guest, Sky Lopez, Max Hardcore & Catalina
6pm - Jungle Love with DJ and Nikka
7pm - The Wanker Show with Wankus & Michele Raven [Cytherea filling in]
9pm - Tales of Tail with Brooke Hunter & Don Hollywood & Daisy
10pm - Temptation with LorrAINIAC & Family
Thursday, July 3:
5pm - Triple X Lex Talk with Lexington Steele & Vanessa Blue
6pm - All in the "Porn" Family with Alana & Chris Evans
7pm - the Wanker Show with Chef Jeff & Cytherea
9pm - Tales of Tail with Rhiannon Bray & Daisy
10pm - Temptation with LorrAINIAC & Family
Friday, July 4:
- We are Live for the 1st Annual - "Gauge's" Trailer Hitch 4th of July BBQ
5pm - Distorted Reality with Metro Contract Girl Gauge & Quasarman (2 hour show)
6pm - Young & the Curious with Jason Sechrest [Off until Next Week]
7pm - the Wanker Show with Wankus & Katie Morgan
9pm - Tales of Tail with Metro Contract Girl AnnMarie & Daisy
10pm - Temptation with LorrAINIAC & Family [Hot Replay Show]
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