Quick Index
 Adult Industry News
Search AINews Database
Type Keyword or Phrase Here
Are you TOUGH ENOUGH for Joanna Angel? EXPO 2014, August 24-27, Mandalay Bay, Las Vegas

Front Page
Film News
Media News
Business News
Clubs & Appearances
Law & Politics
Internet & Mobile News
Lifestyles Arts Health Charity
Letters to the Editor
Movie Spotlight Reviews
Pornstar Pages
AINews Staff
Ad Rates
PR 101: Press Release Service

Caliente Nudist Vacations!

Kayden Kross at Twistys

April 10, 2000 12:27am
Lifetime tries to score with ``Sex & Mrs. X''
Source: Variety
by: Michael Speier

(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Hey ladies, if you have problems catching Mr. Dreamboat, then just watch Lifetime's ``Sex & Mrs. X.'' You'll discover that intelligence takes a back seat to the right dress, that eye contact is much more important than compatibility, and that material girls rule. It's really good advice ... if you work in a brothel, maybe.

The cable network that supposedly empowers women hiccups badly with this telepic about a confused journalist who transforms herself in order to score with the dudes. Granted, this isn't supposed to be some deep and meaningful project - it's based on an Allure magazine article - but how about a little class?

Linda Hamilton pulls it off nobly, even though the material she's given is about as tasteful as a shotgun wedding in Reno.

Joanna (Hamilton) and hubby Dale (Stewart Bick) appear to be a perfect couple, but their 10-year marriage has become stale. After he leaves her for a snooty colleague, Joanna goes on assignment in Paris that ends up changing her attitude about relationships.

Her subject is Madame Simone (Jacqueline Bisset), a swanky matchmaker who teaches perky coeds how to fall in love with powerful tycoons. She always has a pointed comment, spends other people's money on the finest jewels and thinks she knows exactly what men want.

At first, Joanna is only judgmental, challenging the greed goddess to describe herself as anything else but a pimp. But after they spend time together, Madame Simone convinces the pouty writer to do some ``intimate'' research. Joanna then assumes an alter-ego, becoming Mrs. X in order to learn the ropes anonymously. In the process, she sleeps with a smooth-talking photographer (Paolo Seganti).

Nobody's expecting director Arthur Allan Seidelman, scripter Elisa Bell or the producers to focus on a sadsack femme wallowing in her circumstances, but nabbing a guy only because you look great in black velvet is downright insulting.

Like a 1950s educational video about girl behavior and boy behavior, ``Sex'' implies that there is a certain way to carry one's self as a lady ... as long as it involves beauty and boobs. It's very unsettling.

This philosophy vastly undercuts two solid performances. As a confused and angry woman who takes control of her surroundings, Hamilton is sound, and Bisset is perfectly cast as the seductive ice queen who eventually softens up.

But that double play doesn't make up for an embarrassingly dated idea. Bell's teleplay is full of superficial dilemmas, and the message is as shallow as they come: Adversity is overcome with diamonds and caviar.

Tech credits are pro all around, especially Vlasta Svoboda's high-class production design. Nobody, however, is going to mistake Toronto's attractive locations for Parisian splendor. Thank goodness for stock footage.

Joanna Scott......................... Linda Hamilton

Madam Simone......................... Jacqueline Bisset

Francesco............................ Paolo Seganti

Harry Frost.......................... Peter MacNeill

Dale Scott........................... Stewart Bick

Filmed in Los Angeles and Toronto by Brayton/Carlucci Prods. in association with Hearst Ent. Executive producers, Anne Carlucci, Marian Brayton; co-producers, Larry Grimaldi, Amanda Vaill; director, Arthur Allan Seidelman; writer, Elisa Bell; camera, Don E. Fauntleroy; production designer, Vlasta Svoboda; editor, Sharyn L. Ross; music, Joseph Conlan; casting, Mary V. Buck, Susan Edelman, Jon Comeford.

Are you TOUGH ENOUGH for Joanna Angel?


See BiBi Jones at Digital Playground

Top Stories

Nikki Phoenix Album Released

J.Lo Doc Johnson Offer

Stripclub Microbrewery on CNN

Father's Day ~ Reviewer Rated

Our Father ~ Reviewer Rated

Passport to Hustler Event

Fox News Wasteland

Asianmodelpalooza 14

Nikki Phoenix Appearances

Nikki Phoenix Karaoke XXX

Nina Elle Retains Star Factory

Tasha Reign Grads UCLA

Tera Patrick Hosts Vivid Radio

It's Just Work

Traci Bryant Goes Legal

CET Free Panel Month

Miss LA Karaoke XXX

Freedom Acres Location

Summer Lovers

Nikki Delano at Centerfolds

Karen Summer Returns

Advertise on AINews

Cytherea Auctions Fan Scene

Evil Pin-Ups Karaoke XXX

Monique Alexander in Houston

Reader Comments on Adult Industry

Tribute to Christian Mann

This week on RNSU

TTS Welcomes Bobi & Jen

Sheila Marie on Reality TV

Testing the Waters

Cutting Edge Changes Staff

MWA: 07/23/14

MWA: 07/22/14

MWA: 07/21/14

Tweets = Cash with PornPitch

Proud Parents ~ Reviewer Rated

RNSU July 17

Next Day Test in LV

MWA: 07/13/14

Condomless Sex

The Goddess Lives

A Legend Looks Back

Nikki Phoenix Hosts Palomino

RNSU Thurs July 10

Nikki Delano at Crazy Horse

Resurgence of the Goddess

Pornstar Graduates Law School

July 3 Rock-N-SeXXXy-Uncencored

More on Belle Knox

Morgan Del Ray Karaoke XXX

MWA: 05/21/14

The Temptation of Eve ~ Reviewer Rated

Cumisha Amado on Vivid Radio

Yoga for Lovers

She's Judas & Available

Nikki Delano on Jukeboxx

Lapdance Lingerie in Neighbors

XRCO Welcomes Rich Hansen

IIM Party June 13

Hustler EDM Maniac Party

Layla Price Stars

Julia Sands Karaoke XXX

Susana Molina in Baci Lingerie

Fetish Con Dates

Porn's Greatest Star

James Deen June Promo

Exxxotica Exhibitors Lining Up

AdultVerifiedVideoChat iPad Contest

Sunny Leone Hosts Splitsvilla

Porn Star Game Night

Camming Con Moves Dates

Discount Club Owners Expo Tickets

Teal Conrad at Sapphire NYC

Exquisite Distributes DDF

Cherie Deville Returns

Alana Evans at WonderCon

Risque Starr Sisters Parties

Natasha Voya PSK

The Sexual Liberation of Anna Lee ~ Reviewer Rated

Carter Cruise at Exxxotica

Belle Knox at Exxxotica

Rock'N'SeXXXy & Hustler

Puma Swede Opens Desire

Nikki Phoenix XRCO Nom

Maddy O'Reilly is Slutwoman

Alex Chance jGrrl

Tony Batman Conquers LA

Alexa Aimes NYC Tour

2014 AVN News Rack Part 2

Roxanne Rae Available

Minka Karaoke XXX

Rio Lee Heads Cherry Pimps

Immoral Mayhem

XRCO Sponsorship Opportunities

Rotten Hosting Vivid Radio

Cherie Deville Available

Tony Batman Crazy Appearances

Inside The Industry 03/19/2014

Chanel Preston Interview

Alicia Silver Productions Content

Adrianna Luna Dance Dates

Entertainment is Entertainment is Entertainment

Stories From

Film News

Summer Lovers

Yoga for Lovers

Layla Price Stars

Maddy O'Reilly is Slutwoman

Powersville Re-Energized

XRCO Awards Nominations

Summer Brielle Elegant Angel

Damsels in Distress Released

Damsels in Distress Live

Madison Christmas Spectaculars

TSA Explosives Test on Ryder

Bailey Blue is The Animal

LFC/WalMart Deal

Free Vegas Weddings

Wedding Night Porn

Sunny Lane in Feature Movie

Capri Cavanni Releases

Ryder Completes Grease XXX

Love Boat XXX Song

Capri Cavanni in Love Boat XXX

Love Boat XXX Trailer

Love Boat XXX Parody

CineKink in Chicago

Screening - Risky Business

Hollywood Undead Video

A&E Announces Grease XXX Cast

New Alexis Golden DVD

Ryder Directs Grease XXX

Adult Film Industry Documentary Screening

Britney Amber NightMoves Nom

Dana Vespoli NightMoves Noms

Oz XXX Trailer Released

Lea Lexis in New Voracious

Berlusconi Sex Tape Sale

Grindhouse Premieres That's Sexploitation!

Wow! That Cock is Huge!

Gamelink, Elegant Exclusive

Sex in Venice

Angelina Castro Reality Series

Grindhouse Fest Tuesday

Public Sex, Private Lives Premieres

Capri Cavanni on Fire

Farrah Superstar Airs

Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom

Brandy Aniston to XRCO

Lucky Devil at XRCO

X-Play XRCO Sponsor

Capri Cavanni Live

Upcoming Brandy Aniston Releases

Love Boat XXX Wraps

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape

2013 Feminist Porn Award Winners

Christie Stevens Psycho Thriller

XRCO Nominates Meow

Adrianna Luna XRCO Nomination

Tanya Tate XRCO Nominations

Lea Lexis XRCO Noms

Film News Section Index

Copyright © 1998 - 2014 Adult Industry News (AINews.com)
All materials constituting text, articles, press releases, stories, columns, photographs, graphics, and code on the AINews.com domain are protected by copyright, and either owned by Adult Industry News (AINews.com), or reproduced with permission from other copyright owners. It may be downloaded and printed for personal reference, but not otherwise copied, altered in any way, or transmitted to others, without the written permission of Adult Industry News (AINews.com).