April 29, 2003 01:37pm
Clear Day Weird Science
Source: Instinctive Seductions
by: Company Press Release
(CANOGA PARK, CA) -- Surely you remember the old joke, "How do you make a whore moan?" the answer is, of course, "You don't pay her!" but, now a Canoga Park, California bath and body care company, in keeping with their Egyptian theme asks, "How do you make a Pharaoh moan?"
Instinctive Seductions is pleased to announce the creation of another new product which has a specially blended formula of Dead Sea salts that possess minerals and vitamins essential for healthy skin combined with human pheromones. Star-fire blue crystals turn any bath to a beautiful eye-burning blue and lavish the bather with moisturizing glycerin and sex arousing pheromones. They're called, "Wet Dream Bath Crystals" because they're designed to trigger those primal human sex responses by coating the bather with aromatic chemical pheromone compounds.
What are pheromones and how do they work?
Pheromones are odorless airborne molecules that influence physiological and behavioral processes such as mate choice, the recognition of one's own family members, and the ability to "smell" the difference between friend or foe.
The power of smell is undeniable, as the multi-billion dollar perfume industry testifies. Many animals and insects use pheromones to communicate with each other about things such as food, territory and sex. Scientists have established that the human body, like the creatures of the animal kingdom, produces pheromones that are special chemical compounds which affect the sexual physiology of another within the same species.
Females emit pheromones that not only attract males but also synchronize the menstrual cycle with other females who live in close proximity. Males emit pheromones, referred to as the "essence of man," which stabilizes the menstrual cycle of women to 29.5 days. It has been proven that females who have sex a minimum of once a week means they have fewer infertility problems and milder menopauses. And hey, if done right, it will also put a smile on her face until Wednesday.
The owners of Instinctive Seductions thought that if such human pheromone compounds are available, then why not take a bath in the stuff before going out "skirt chasing" or, "jean jumping" if you're a woman? After months of painstaking work to develop and test the sex enhancing bath crystals, Instinctive Seductions, has now made Wet Dream bath crystals available. "We tested almost three hundred volunteers and except for only a few, 88.7% stated positive effects in both their love life and skin condition," said Cindy VanOrder, president and owner of the manufacturing firm. VanOrder said the company is presently testing other pheromone enhanced products and test results are still coming in. She said proudly, "We want everyone to have wet dreams."
And the answer to how do you make a Pharaoh moan is obvious, "have his wife or girlfriend take a bath in is "Wet Dream" bath crystals." He may howl at the moon rather than moan. Pheromones have always been part of nature affecting both man and beast and Instinctive Seductions intends to incorporate much of this molecular science into several new products. The manufacture of these new pheromone enhanced bath crystals was temporarily interrupted last week while the company installed additional equipment to keep up with demand.
For additional information contact Instinctive Seductions at 818-992-6461