December 16, 2002 03:00am
Negative Dave Pounder Publicity: "I'm official!"
Source: Letters to the Editor
by: Dave Pounder
Did you see the negative publicity on me? I guess I'm official now that people are talking crap about me! I swung by the KSEX studios just to say hi and kill some time before a 9pm appointment, then that KSEXradio guy puts me on the air out of the blue and has me jerk off on the radio show while he is making woody jokes and playing countdown Jeopardy type music, then he releases a "Dave Pounder Flounders" press release... some way to treat your guests.
I guess that's the price of fame. I'll be sure to have a bottle of Viagra ready next time I swing by that place. In the meantime, check with Chennin Blanc, Juliana Kinkade, Michelle St. James, Selena Steele, or any of the other girls I have worked with for wood references should you need them, and be sure to check out DavePounder.com for the latest updates on my mainstream and adult endeavors.
Hope all is well with you.