July 02, 2002 02:34pm
Adult Stars Magazine's Steve Seidman Sucks Weiners in Blow Job Contest
Source: TopProTalent.com
by: Company Press Release
(BURBANK, CA) -- In what seemed like a regular night, designed to introduce KSEXradio.com fans to three fresh and new female up and cummers, all hell broke loose when Wanker Show host Wankus had Adult Stars Magazine editor, Steve Seidman, to be a contestant in an oral challenge, and compete with the ladies.
48 hours into the business, April May, Jayla Bate & Noel Avarice arrived at the KSEXradio studios without a clue of what they were to expect. Wankus and Heather Lyn, looking out for the safety of the country, immediately stripped them down and frisked them to make sure they were not potential terrorists. Then in a somewhat train style format, Wankus insisted on a group Anthrax Taste Test, where all the ladies, including Wankus, began licking each other's breasts in search of the deadly substance. Thankfully, there were no weapons or anthrax spores to report and the show continued.
After a brief interview, one in which May & Bate bragged about how well their first oral scene on film was (Sean Michaels), Wankus informed the in studio guests that July 1st marked the beginning of National Hot Dog Month. And, in honor of this incredible occasion, Wankus had an assistant bring in hot dogs and buns for an blow job competition on the air. The object gave each "CUNTestant" :60 seconds to demonstrate their oral technique and then when time ran out, without using their hands, they were to creatively drop the wiener in the buns as the chat room judged each contender, Olympic style.
"That son of a whore, Seidman, was making so many cracks at me, I had to put him in the game," remarked Wankus. "We made all the CUNTestants strip off their shirts and taped their numbers to them. We gave Steve extra tape because of his hairy chest," Wankus continued.
There was a look of excruciating pain coming from all the men in the studio who witnessed CUNTestant #1 (Noel Avarice), bite and break the hot dog. She was promptly disqualified. Contestant #2 (Jayla Bate), who was the most cocky about her oral skills, was not received well. The fans and the in-studio cast felt she needed to lose the attitude and take a few lessons. Everyone went nuts for CUNTestant #3 (April May). "You can tell this little 18 year old hung around the college boys while in High School," remarked Heather Lyn. And finally, CUNTestant #4 (Steve Seidman) completely embarrassed himself. His oral skills were sloppy, horribly unattractive and it looked like he was sure to come in dead last.
After a chat room vote, the KSEXradio.com listeners awarded Seidman the courteousy prize. In second was April May, next Jayla Bate and finally the disqualified Noel Avarice. Wankus concluded, "I'll be interested in seeing how well the girls skills improve after a few more films." All three of the newbies will be featured in Adult Stars Magazine's August Issue.
The Wanker Show is heard weeknights from 6:00 to 9:00(PST) on KSEXradio.com. It's free to listen and chat and there is a small once a year fee to watch the in studio web cams. Tonight: Wankus welcomes Ann Marie (www.annmarie.cc)
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