October 06, 2001 09:37am
Thomas Zupko's $1000 Challenge
Source: Extreme Associates
by: Company Press Release
(NORTH HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- All hail allegiance to the Renegade of Porn, Thomas Zupko. This blasphemous, turgid, perpetrator of the vilest, most perverse videos known to the Valley of Porn offers his loyal fans an opportunity to get your foot in the door.
You think you have what it takes? You think porn is easy to make? Alas, you are so mistaken. Like a family of flies that like to munch on a heaping pile of dog shit, anybody and everybody wants in, one way or the other. There are practically lines around the block of perverted, libido-driven servants who want nothing more than get their dick wet on camera. They want to be right next to the carnal action, they want to write, they want to direct. Few can, and few will ever succeed.
In an effort to bring something back to his fans, Extreme Associates' Thomas Zupko is making an offer to all you loyal strokers out there. And there's the rub. He doesn't want more dicks on the set. That's covered. What he does offer is an opportunity for the creative minds out there that have studied the 'ins and outs' of porno to express themselves creatively through the written media. And that's his challenge. That's his $1000 CHALLENGE.
Zupko wants you to send him the most outrageous, the vilest, filthiest screenplays you can fashion. Loaded with the most horrendous, awe-inspiring scenes within a storyline that'll shock the senses. He wants midgets, nuns, Tibetan monks, Afghani rebels, 500-pound hairy bastards, a virtual Whack Pack that'll be the focal point in the screenplay's character driven plot. He wants you to reach deep down into your cerebellum and uncover the filth that lurks in the crevices. Degradation. Humiliation. And an implicit message for the viewing public.
You may well know that Thomas Zupko writes and directs his own movies. They are movies that make every director in Porn Valley look like Mr. Rogers. However, these movies are not made simply for stroke value. They are a statement, a testament to our society and culture. And now he wants you to prove yourself as 'filth visionaries'.
Zupko will read each and every script. And the one scriptwriter who is deemed acceptable to Zupko's perverse mindset will receive $1000 out of Zupko's own wallet. The winner will also work as an advisor to Zupko and will be given the opportunity to cast the movie. You will learn from the Fellini of porn what it takes to assemble, cast, and direct a porno movie. And you may either be totally engrossed by the experience, or you may puke until your stomach is drained of all its moral juices. This is your opportunity, you sick fucks. Write your screenplays and e-mail them to email@example.com.