January 05, 2012 09:27pm
Not Jennifer Lopez XXX
Source: All Media Play
by: Company Press Release
(HOLLYWOOD, CA) -- Jennifer Lopez didn’t like it the first time an adult movie parody came out about her wild celebrity sex-filled life but X-Play is banking on the return of the popular show American Idol once again to Fox Television as they roll out another large shipment of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX DVDs which will soon flood into the Digital Sin distribution warehouse.
The sultry Latina voiced her concern when she was heard saying, "Don't these people have anything better to do with their lives?"
The answer is obviously no.
"What’s better than a Jennifer Lopez dirty porn spoof?" stated the movie’s director Will Ryder.
"Maybe a night with Jennifer Lopez would be better but that’s not an easy ticket to get. What I’m really concerned about is that the head of sales for Digital Sin might get Carpel Tunnel Syndrome from taking all of the DVD orders they are expecting."
The movie is quickly becoming a classic celebrity spoof and joins a proud list of other X-Play parodies of television shows and celebrities that are being distributed by Digital Sin including Not Charlie’s Angels XXX, Not the Bionic Woman XXX and Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX.
"If you’re on TV we’re going to do a porn movie about you," Ryder joked as he bit into a flower tortilla filled with carne asada and Mexican jumping beans.
"I eat this wonderful Mexican dish in honor of the beautiful Jennifer Lopez even though she’s Puerto Rican," announced the director before he called it quits and ran across the street to get a burger.
Not Jennifer Lopez XXX is a hilarious look at the posh life of the famous singer, dancer, actress, model, spokesperson, mother, wife and American Idol judge and is filled with graphic hardcore sex including 3-ways and stars a deliciously dirty cast of gorgeous Latina women including Renae Cruz, Alexis Amore, Veronique Vega, Aarielle Alexis, Carmella Santiago, Isabella Sky. Plus three white chicks Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane and Kelli Tyler. Then men are Lee Stone, Tee Reel, Jeremy Steele, Kurt Lockwood and James Bartholet but who cares about the men right? Side note: James Bartholet is up for numerous awards at XBIZ and AVN this year including one for Beverly Hillbillies XXX.
PG and naked movie trailers of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX are available on X-Play’s website www.sitcums.com or more specifically http://www.sitcums.com/VOD/our- movies/item/134.html
Hurry because this movie is going to sell out once again and if it does we will be forced to order more copies.
Season nine of American Idol debuts on January 18 on Fox.
For distributor DVD sales of Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol or sales of Not Bionic Woman XXX, Not Charlie Sheem’s House of Whores XXX and Not Charlie’s Angel XXX contact: Belle C. Sales – New Sensations / Digital Sin Sales@NewSensations.com or email@example.com 800.748.6767
For worldwide broadcast rights contact Marc Bruder at CED (310) 829-2222 X10 firstname.lastname@example.org
This film is a parody. Fox Television, American Idol, 19 Entertainment, Freemantle Media and/or Jennifer Lopez in no way authorize, endorse or sponsor this movie.
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