August 12, 2001 09:00pm
Ask Antonia Anything - My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
Greetings again my sexxxy readers! As you may recall from my last month's rant, this magazine had been the target of relentless spamming originating from a politically oppressed and religiously fundamentalist country (NO! Not the USA!). Thanks to the actions of our Editor (the stud muffin Mr. Steve Nelson) and Webmaster Mike (God's gift to the cyber world) we were able to head off the attack.
Of course having a few acquaintances with the Israeli Moussad didn't hurt either (to Avi and Dani: Shalom Guys). I am pleased to announce that the spamming peckerhead is no more. Once again, Karma kills Dogma.
Now on to your questions, as I promised in my last installment, we will address the subject of female ejaculation and anal sex. Together or apart, they are both very enjoyable and logistically possible.
Dr. Corynna C (address redacted) asks,
Is it true women can ejaculate? My boyfriend Charles says we can, but I don't believe him…. ¨
My dear Dr. C, where did you get your medical degree from? The mail? The answer is a resounding YES! In fact there are dozens of web sites and videos out there showing the how and wherefore of that phenomena. You and Charles may want to watch ¨Seymour Butt´s Home Movies¨. In his own personable style Seymour demonstrates exactly how to achieve the ultimate female orgasm. Now, for an illustrated example you may want to check out www.squirtqueen.com. Wow! Now that's what I call streaming video. These sight features flash video and live ¨squirt cams¨ you can download. The quality of the pictures is so clear and so graphic I almost felt that I needed to wear goggles. So there you have it, go ahead and check out the information and do try it at home. PS, tell Charles not to forget his goggles.
And now for the back door approach:
Michael Levarre (address redacted) wrote the following:
My girlfriend and I are interested in exploring the pleasures of Anal Sex. We want to approach this in a safe way so that she doesn't get hurt. Is there a book or video you would recommend? ¨
Well, I certainly WOULD NOT recommend ¨Last Tango in Paris¨! There is something about Marlon Brando and butter that makes me wanna shout: ¨I can't believe it's not butter!¨ But seriously, I would definitely recommend a video by the Legend of Porn herself: Nina Hartley. Nina has made a very comprehensive documentary entitled ¨Nina Hartley´s guide to Anal Sex¨. In it she gives-no pun intended- a blow by blow account on that forbidden pleasure. This opus is available at Adam and Eve.com
Now this next letter makes me want to coordinate a fundraiser for the sender's benefit. Don't really know how it's done but if you hum a few bars I´ll fake it. Here it goes-
¨He is just a poor boy from a poor family, spare him his life from this monstrosity!¨
Moses Wisdom Bature at (address redacted)@yahoo.com wrote the following....
Permit me to introduce my self. My name is Moses Wisdom Bature. A 22 year old boy from Nigeria.
I come from a poor family which I am the first born and I have five younger.
Please all I am asking is if you can bring me into the film world or make some kind of connection for to some big short in the film and music world. This is a request from a poor boy like who want to make good use of his talent.
Now, everybody together:
¨Scaramouche, Scaramouche, can you do the Fandango?!¨
With apologies to the late Freddie Mercury and Queen.
And speaking of ¨Queen¨ I want every one to get up off their Nina Hartley bottoms and salute the Rainbow Flag as you read this:
Chris Parry at (address redacted)@yahoo.com wrote the following....
Where can I find a list of companies those make/produce gay adult movies?
Chris, my darling transplanted Brit, may I suggest you go out to your local newsstand and get yourself a copy of the ubiquitous Adult Video News. Each month AVN devotes an entire section of its issue exclusively to the Gay Porn Genre. They even offer very comprehensive coverage to the GayVN Awards, which is the Gay version of the prestigious AVN awards. Bottoms up!
And now gentle readers, I would like to give my endorsement to yet another out of this world site. I happened to be contacted by a lovely lady by the name of Anoushka. In her email she had this to say to me:
¨The 20th century gave us many types of sex symbols. From the silent-screen
star of the 20s to the centerfold of the 50s and the supermodel of the 80s,
each sex symbol has left a lasting impression on our culture and the
entertainment that we consume.
My new site, AnoushkaTV.com, presents the first sex symbol of the 21st
Century - the Internet movie star.¨
Folks, in my never ending quest to give the public what it wants; I personally navigated this site and let me just say - Long live The Former Soviet Union! Long Live the Alliance between our 2 great Nations in the never ending struggles to give the proletariat the sexual entertainment it deserves!
To see what all this rhetoric is about, see for yourselves by going to Anoshka´s site at www.anoushkaTV.com and your will be getting down on your knees to thank Comrade Lenin himself giving us the likes of the lovely Anoushka!
There are a few more exceptional sites and webrings worth mentioning; this is a result of the email from the following gentleman:
From: Pete Jenks (address redacted) wrote:
I would like to know if it is possible to email contact any exotic
Yes Pete there is a Santa Claus; you must go these two web rings. One is www.skymonroe.com which is a portal to other dancers in the ring. The other is www.adultxxx.com both of these web rings offer emails, dates, schedules, and all sorts of hot info that will keep your horney head spinning.
Finally, just what the Doctor ordered.
As my readers may recall, this column and yours truly in particular was the recipient of a ¨Best of the Net Award¨ from About.com the prestigious Internet search engine. It seems that the sexy Dr. Sandor Gardos cannot get enough of us and continues shower us with accolades. He recently wrote this:
¨ We love your site!… so much we placed a link to it on our website, About's Sexuality channel: When we find a site that is particularly outstanding or inspiring, we list it in the relevant subject directory on our About site. Again, congratulations on having such a quality site!¨
Thank you Doc, I´ll take two Cabin Boys and call you in the morning.
So that is all for now my Hot´n´horney readers. Stay tuned to this column where we will discuss such topics as BBW´S, Swingers, and the blossoming on and off screen romance of Jenna Jameson and Brianna Banks. [Story on their next video coming. -Ed.]
In the mean time keep those hot emails cumming!!!